OLIVER: “In Russia, when Putin rose to power, TV satirists were among his first targets… Putin was driven to madness by how he was mocked on a puppet show… the lesson is it’s not safe to let one show slide because there are currently others.”

Just a reminder...

"Violence does, in truth, recoil upon the violent, and the schemer falls into the pit which he digs for another. " -- Sherlock Holmes

Two children were killed and seventeen people were injured in a shooting at Annunciation Catholic School. A Cracker Barrel logo change received far more scrutiny and attention than any fight against the epidemic of gun violence in this country. Our priorities remain idiotic.

Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.

AHHHHHH

She died as she lived - overstimulated in n a taco bell

Espresso Martini Saturday should always lead into an Affogato Sunday

The stories we tell matter. I know this not from watching but from memory. I was just a child, held behind barbed wire in a U.S. internment camp, when an atomic bomb obliterated Hiroshima—killing members of my family.

I’m at a food fest and the dj here just mixed Angel by Shaggy into The Joker by Steve Miller Band so never let anyone say America doesn’t have good things

Mental health breaks? Mine does every day.

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

You fight for a zygote, but cheer when a child is ripped from a mother‘s arms by ICE. Tells me everything I need to know about you.

She is the best thing that’s ever been her’s ✨ sending so much joy, pride, and congrats into the universe to #TaylorSwift for finally owning what’s hers.

This.

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

A little late but the March Wrap Up is here - shoutout to @thestorygraph.com for being the best book tracker there is ✨📚

Congratulations to the new Secretary of Defense, Cocaine Bear!

If I see another article about birth rates that refuses to grapple with the way having children systematically disadvantages women I swear to god. There is no mystery. Stop pretending there is. We’ve got to do away with credulity for nonsense.

Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him

I’m 1,000% blaming this on JD Vance btw

Nonprofit droid named 501(c)(3)PO

RORY!!! ⛳️

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my offer to america: we bring woke back

Just a legal historian here reminding everyone that “high crimes and misdemeanors” do not need to be felonies. They can include political abuses and stupidity, like, hypothetically, destroying the economy and wiping out people’s savings in 3 days.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

This is a great message tool. Make it go viral.

financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple

Donald Trump skipped the dignified transfer of four of our soldiers because he had to go golfing with the Saudis in the midst of a catastrophic stock market collapse he intentionally caused and you Yankee Doodle dipshits still think he gives a single flying fuck about this country?

Yo, how badly do you need to suck as a US president that you manage to get KOREA, JAPAN, and CHINA to work together?

They are arresting people on the streets, terminating their visas, and disappearing them for writing things they disagree with. This is where we are. Two months in. Right now. If you think they won’t begin coming after citizens soon, you are mistaken.

Can’t emphasize this enough: if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the debased assault on our country, the antidote is connecting with other people in the flesh who are feeling the same way. There are millions of us.

Every woman should see this. Even in death, our bodies are not perfect, so let’s not berate ourselves over self-perceived flaws while we still have life to live

A poet is sentenced to death and brought before the Leader...

Uses the word "proudly" in the first sentence. Says it is the "first arrest of many to come" in the second sentence. If you think this ends with "Hamas Students" you are not paying attention

It is not lost on me that Twitter is down while the stock market is in free fall. That can’t be coincidence.

I genuinely need every democrat to stop texting me for a donation and start following in Jasmine Crockett, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Al Green’s shoes. Get outta my inbox and GO 👏🏼 DO 👏🏼 SOMETHING 👏🏼

A few days late but loving my February reflection from @thestorygraph.com

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

glenn youngkin easily the commonwealth's worst governor of the 21st century www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

Pisces: Something is bringing an awful lot of crows to your yard, Pisces. Investigate before it's too late.

Friendly reminder that Joann Fabrics isn’t closing because it’s a bad business. It’s closing bc it was bought by a private equity firm. This is also what is happening to Hooters and what happened to US Toys R Us and Red Lobster. These companies are being dismantled intentionally.

Slack being down the last hours of my day before heading to the beach for my bday weekend? A sign from the universe it’s time to log offffffffff ✌🏼

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Of course his last name is Vought. 🙄 The universe is begging us to realize these people are evil. IYKYK.