I always love the view out of my window when it snows. The lamppost always makes it feel Narnia-adjacent and magical.

Points and laughs like that one kids from The Simpsons.

Let's be clear. If the Constitution only applies to certain groups, you don't actually like the USA. You are a traitor. Stop flying that big ass flag like it has anything to do with you.

RIP Penny from Dirty Dancing, you would’ve loved Bad Bunny.

Ending this operation is not enough. We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.

Really hate that Rand Paul is a voice of reason, yet here we are.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

We ALREADY have ICE concentration camps. We are ALREADY so far gone. Fuck the people who support this evil.

ICE is no longer arresting immigrants only. They are arresting anyone who films or speaks out. Sending them to concentration camps. I have been criticized for my analogy to 1930’s Germany. That is what we are witnessing.

We gotta get Henry Zebrowski in a professional league somehow

be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world

Sweet potato casserole HIGH.

The same people who i used to fight with in the GOP, who wanted to withdraw American troops from everywhere, are now the ones justifying the murder of two survivors. It’s almost like…. It was never about that

If you ever feel down and like you haven’t achieved much or been celebrated enough just think of the thousands of credit cards you’ve been pre-approved for! 🥰 you are seen, you are valued, you are loved. with 39% APR

Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."

OLIVER: “In Russia, when Putin rose to power, TV satirists were among his first targets… Putin was driven to madness by how he was mocked on a puppet show… the lesson is it’s not safe to let one show slide because there are currently others.”

Just a reminder...

"Violence does, in truth, recoil upon the violent, and the schemer falls into the pit which he digs for another. " -- Sherlock Holmes

Two children were killed and seventeen people were injured in a shooting at Annunciation Catholic School. A Cracker Barrel logo change received far more scrutiny and attention than any fight against the epidemic of gun violence in this country. Our priorities remain idiotic.

Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.

AHHHHHH

She died as she lived - overstimulated in n a taco bell

Espresso Martini Saturday should always lead into an Affogato Sunday

The stories we tell matter. I know this not from watching but from memory. I was just a child, held behind barbed wire in a U.S. internment camp, when an atomic bomb obliterated Hiroshima—killing members of my family.

I’m at a food fest and the dj here just mixed Angel by Shaggy into The Joker by Steve Miller Band so never let anyone say America doesn’t have good things

Mental health breaks? Mine does every day.

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

You fight for a zygote, but cheer when a child is ripped from a mother‘s arms by ICE. Tells me everything I need to know about you.

She is the best thing that’s ever been her’s ✨ sending so much joy, pride, and congrats into the universe to #TaylorSwift for finally owning what’s hers.

This.

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

A little late but the March Wrap Up is here - shoutout to @thestorygraph.com for being the best book tracker there is ✨📚

Congratulations to the new Secretary of Defense, Cocaine Bear!

If I see another article about birth rates that refuses to grapple with the way having children systematically disadvantages women I swear to god. There is no mystery. Stop pretending there is. We’ve got to do away with credulity for nonsense.

Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him

I’m 1,000% blaming this on JD Vance btw

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RORY!!! ⛳️

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my offer to america: we bring woke back

Just a legal historian here reminding everyone that “high crimes and misdemeanors” do not need to be felonies. They can include political abuses and stupidity, like, hypothetically, destroying the economy and wiping out people’s savings in 3 days.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

This is a great message tool. Make it go viral.

financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple

Donald Trump skipped the dignified transfer of four of our soldiers because he had to go golfing with the Saudis in the midst of a catastrophic stock market collapse he intentionally caused and you Yankee Doodle dipshits still think he gives a single flying fuck about this country?