My dioramas all decked out for Christmas! Featuring Balcarres House from "His Lordship's Mysteries", Mal's rooms (inc ghost cat with stolen ornament) from "Cairo Malachi and the Adventure of the Silver Whistle" and an unrelated festive murder alley

While Glass Onion still has my heart as the favorite of the Benoit Blanc movies, a significant chunk of that heart does now belong to Josh O’Connor

Watching “Last Samurai Standing” and I was about to criticize all the villagers for not running away, but in fairness, if I saw two honest to god samurai fighting, I’d probably stick around to watch too.

I made the mistake of piling my winterwear on the bed while I sorted it, and now a furry little dragon has been curled up on all my coats for the last 4 hours.

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Hired a professional to fix the wall.

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The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor. The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.

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to diminish the humanities is to miss out on a lot of little guys. that’s no way to live.

Smallest hill I will fight to the death on: people who give boats stupid names don’t deserve to have boats. No puns, no cutesy nautical names, no “kids college fund II”. If it’s not named appropriately to go fight Napoleon’s fleet or get trapped in the polar ice, then no water skiing for you.

good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong this story delights me every year

The beast has had his Thanksgiving dinner and now he’s coming for mine.

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

I think this is my favorite time of year to go on Neighborhood walks. Not only is the weather perfect and the leaves crunchy, but you have the front porch wars between the “Halloween decorations stay out until the pumpkins rot” crowd and those who decided it was Christmas two weeks ago

give it up for Henry yall

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

Oh man, I don’t know who else needs this today, but I sure did

He’s purring so loud, I can hear him over the dishwasher.

Exhausted Stable Boy Clearly Just Going Through Motions Of Tearing Open Bodice https://theonion.com/exhausted-stable-boy-clearly-just-going-through-motions-of-tearing-open-bodice/

Another snowy morning at the Merchant Adventurers’ Hall. Proof if it was needed that we look gorgeous in all weathers. 😘

Does anyone know where the love of dog goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

1920s juries were not taken to crime scenes and so the murder scene of Emily Kaye in an Eastbourne bungalow was brought to them in 1924 thanks to the craft skills of PC Edward Er Onan Shelah (1890-1962) at Brixton Police Station. #CM150 #Museum30 #making #truecrime

When I lived in LA, I briefly worked with Adam Scott, so now I’m one degree of separation from the POPE?!?

She's an icon, she's a legend and she IS the reason for the season

You know that scene in scary movie 3 where each time they cut back to the sheriff her hat is bigger? I feel like that with the gold stick ons every time we see a new picture of the oval office. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Plumbers put two big holes in my wall that I’m gonna have to drywall back up. Unfortunately all the Halloween skeletons seem to be out of the stores. Any suggestions on something else to put in the wall before sealing it back up?

face blindness and default whiteness, a winning combo

Happy “four pairs of socks kicked to the foot of the bed” season to all who celebrate

Went down a YouTube rabbit hole and ended up (re)watching Richard E Grant’s Christmas home tour and I’ve never want to be anywhere but here. youtu.be/XUGVmbQcN8o?...

I don’t know Maisie being Smee and Reece being Hook was intentional, but it could not be more perfectly their dynamic in team tasks. #taskmaster

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

I think this counts as a timeline cleanse.

I maintain that this is one of the funniest things that’s ever happened in tv history.

Absolutely not.

yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing

Thank you, Senators. This is why you’ll continue to have the support of the people. @warnock.senate.gov @ossoff.senate.gov

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"The GOP promises to hold a vote to extend subsidies" is just "The Roadrunner has painted a tunnel on the side of this mountain" but in a different font.

I enjoy how much my Christmas shopping messes up all the algorithms. I put them all in the same wish list so Amazon is like “We see you favorited a history of the Vietnam War and that Yankee Candle that smells like Chris Evans. Other shoppers who bought those two things also bought [404 error]”

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAH. Never cross a picket line, but especially not a picket line in Pittsburgh. That means you, Barely Writes.

It is GEORGIA. It is NOVEMBER. IT IS SNOWING.

I called @warnock.senate.gov and asked him to hold the line AND tell his horrible colleagues to hold the line

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH IS A MASTERPIECE

If you’re baking and using brown sugar, and some of it shakes out in small clumps, here’s my go-to kitchen pro tip… You eat them. They’re little treats. You deserve it.

Happy Gotcha Day, Mutiny! 4 whole years of this little weirdo making me laugh every day. ❤️

Got my first “Happy Holidays” today.