Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope. Yes, THAT Pope.

hello

A foreign country bribed the president with a bar of gold. Where are my Originalists at?

Ball tap!

Swan Lake next, please

All this time MAGA said Bill Clinton was the Epstein files and now they’re thinking “not like this…”

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

A Jay to scrub your timeline

"Is that what you meant by Big Beautiful Bill, Mr. President?"

NYT: “Epstein emails a distraction from the Republican shutdown victory” WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”

It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny t.co/QhuKU9HCxA

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Michael Woolf ✅ Michael Wolff ❌

Still, days later, zero mention of Landon Thomas on the Times’ front page.

Don't let the door hit you on your Nazi ass on the way out

I am an economics BA and a YIMBY supporter and I guarantee I would do a better job that Larry Fucking Summers

TIMELINE CLEANSE EVERYONE LOOK AT THE ENCHANTING BABY ELEPHANT AND THEN GO DONATE TO SHELDRICK AS PENANCE FOR BEING TOO ONLINE

Harvard sux

that AOC campaign manager who rolled into town thinking he could beat Scott has ZERO chance

🎵 why would Lockheed Martin build a ballroom..... 🎶 This is TikTok Premium ☺️

I’m back. substack.com/@sarahkendzi...

If 45-47 and 42 want to have a little senior personal moment between them, in all fairness, who are we to judge? At least they’re both decades over 18. 🍆

#Bubba could do the funniest thing today.

The view from West Oakland 🎨

They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok

1/ If you're interested in housing and the debates within the Democratic party about how much is needed and how to get it built, you need to read this profile of CA NIMBY slayer @scottwiener.bsky.social by @jetjocko.bsky.social. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Legally I think he can appoint Joel but for maximum comedic effect I think Lurie needs to tap noted D4 resident and fish burrito enjoyer Chesa Boudin

Conceding past mistakes, the New York Times promises to now aggressively report on what race Jeffrey Epstein selected in his college applications.

Happy hummingbird and very wet parrot

these are not even the files lol

I bet it gets a veto-proof majority in both houses.

Ask him these same questions, every day, for the rest of his miserable life.

Starting a war to distract his base from the Epstein files

Southern Spear would also be a good name for a gay club night where everyone gets free Viagra

One of the more upsetting things in this is that he wasn't blackmailing them: These men were part of this and protecting him not out of obligation or even particularly out of access, but out of solidarity.

Every few years some clown thinks that a fancy private club will be more successful than a public space. Remember the bizarre NFT focused thing that was supposed to go in Salesforce Park? Plan now for the sublease when this falls flat on its face. www.sfchronicle.com/food/restaur...

Was Trump covering up the Epstein files to protect the New York Times? What do they have on him??

Honestly, just so impressed at the logistics that must be involved?

I see @nytimes.com affiliated people are making excuses today “Actually it’s not sitting on a story, it’s zazen”

This is a newspaper that published numerous stories about a 17 year old from Uganda checking a box on a college form that said “African American”

@ryanlcooper.com FTW

When it makes it to CNN…

This crow says don’t cross the picket line!

Left right front and center I want crimes to be crimes. Can we become the god damn law and order party?

I'm a normie lib, and: Burn it all. let the fire follow the fuel trails left from their leaky gas cans everyone put up with the smell of before. It only burns mixed with air and always should have.

You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique

Sure, Landon

So this time, the pope killed Vance

new meme

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.