The stupidest timeline.

If you’re still asking why Eric Swalwell got exposed now please read this.

First I was excited because I thought it was thunder. But then it kept going and going and going. Then I worried that something was blowing up. Who the fuck has a fireworks show at almost 10 pm when there’s thunderstorms in the area?

I’ve held those trophies. 😏 #Humblebrag #SJEarthquakes #USWNT #PayPalPark

Never get tired of this view. #USWNT

My fit for the #USWNT vs. Japan game. Unfortunately, I’ll have to cover up because of the wind and possible showers during the game.

🌏 Footage of Earth's atmospheric entry before landing, taken by the Artemis II crew from aboard the lander.

BREAKING: in March 2026, *every single one* of the 1,341 refugees admitted in the United States were white South Africans: In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 4,496 white South Africans, three Afghans (back in November), and nobody else. www.rpc.state.gov/documents/Re...

🍿 #FIFA faces new crisis as #SoFiStadium workers in #LA threaten strike action www.nytimes.com/athletic/718...

You dark Black humor of the day. I caught the chicken pox in college (pre-vaccine) and my mom took one look at me and said I looked like a krackel bar. Photos for comparison.

Senator, the distraction is nuclear genocide. C’mon man.

#GenX feels. This is the part of the 80’s we don’t talk about much. Just sent my kid away on a Spring Break trip with friends last night.

Thrilled to have a collaboration with @jizlee.bsky.social currently showing in sf as part of this group show honoring stories of resistance, reverence, care, lineage, and refusal, sponsored by Photo Saloon.

I have been dreaming of getting this shot for a while now. Thank you @tcrane.bsky.social for capturing my idea so absolutely perfectly.

pacey_speaks has video of the demo and arrests on their IG, video seen below. Their IG here: www.instagram.com/pacey_speaks/

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(sigh) A fact I wish I didn’t know. Sorry mom. Hey mom, wanna do the funniest thing from the beyond?

This case is only nominally about the executive order. The question I have here is not "will the EO get struck down" (it will). It is: how much room do Trump and future Congresses have to destroy this country.

It's just a matter of how he loses. Striking down the EO while expanding the exceptions for birthright citizenship and instruction Trump how to write the next executive order *is* a clear loss to the cause. I am more worried about that than the fate of this EO.

What value this mission provides: -- PR for Lockheed Martin, whose weapons have been used for the genocide in Gaza -- Learning how to fly to the moon in this way -- Preparing for a future mission to land on the moon -- Advancing prep for commercialization and militarization of space -- PR for US 🔭

My new legal theory is that a giant anvil should fall from the sky onto Alito's head.

Fuck you, Alito.

Miss you, mom. Sorry about all the trick birthday candles.

On this #TransDayOfVisibilty, I wanted to thank all the trans people I have met, loved, and in one case, raised. Y’all have helped me shape my own identity, taught me comfort in embracing my queer cis self, and helped me grow into the person I am today. Thank you.

Indiana's a football school, Iowa's a basketball school, Italy's a baseball nation. Rule of 3 "I's."

Interesting question for me, I was already a club kid going to pansexual dance clubs in NE Ohio before I went to a place that was exclusively gay. I’d say it’s either U4ia in Cleveland or the Interbelt in Akron.

Doku is killing them! #USAvBEL

Absolute pain in the ass to tell them apart on TV too. #USAvBEL

This past election did me a solid. I didn’t have to tell my kids that daddy is spending their college money to follow the #USMNT in the #WorldCup. Who am I kidding? We don’t have college money either. share.google/lYs7VIn8E4WY...

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains

Hoverfly hanging out on my car.

Who do I support? Uh, the um uh London team, of course. Big fan. Always have been. Go London soccer!

Shit. Sorry Zips. #NeverCinderella #FearTheRoo

Wife just told me this one: What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

Holy fuck!

Thee Miami University. I like it. Ohio State is 3rd best. When the Bearcats and Musketeers have good seasons then 5th best. #FearTheRoo

#Oscars are heavy.

We went to Ivorydale to watch Proctor & Gamble make Ivory soap.

One on one with Barack incoming.

#FearTheRoo!!!

@bayfcsupporters.bsky.social Awww! I hear you! 🥲 #KoreaTeamFighting song.

Well, I used to be, but then they put me on Ozempic. #HalfJoking

Fuuuuck. Guilty.

Shit, I might need to cheer for Italy.

To a fucking rival? C’mon man. #Bengals

#MAR10Day youtu.be/66yH8RZSwUc?...