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The Mandalorian and Grogu could’ve used Marcia Lucas.

“The US hasn’t won four World Cups?” Should’ve put money on my co-worker’s question, but I like this guy. #USWNT

Duck, Duck, Going “Pluck Your Koras” #USMNTvSEN

This isn’t “match prep” in the way you’re thinking. 11 subs for this match. Poch most likely gonna use all of them. This is about final decisions. The Germany match will be closer to what the starting lineup on June 12th will be.

Jedi with the blonde broccoli 🥦 cut. 😆 #USMNT

After having seen STAR WARS 500 times as a kid, I remember having my mind blown learning that the entire "the death star is about to blow up the rebel base as its being attacked" beat of the ending was invented in the editing room using outtakes and ADR. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

This is your reminder to never, ever buy anything from ULine and to throw the catalogs out at work

Introduce yourself with 10 artists you've seen live: Rick James Vanity 6 The Time Prince Sheila E. Fishbone Primus Living Colour U2 Nine Inch Nails

Resell value of Argentina games for the #WorldCup about to fall into the basement.

If I’m not evolved enough to understand it, then why did they have to steal my writing to train it?

Capping off a historic first half to the season, the San Jose Earthquakes defeated the Portland Timbers 3-1, recording their first ever regular-season win at Providence Park in 20 attempts (1-14-5).

We have found the überdad joke.

Full #USMNT World Cup roster as reported by @mlsist.bsky.social and @jeffrueter.bsky.social. Tessmann out. Zendejas in. McKenzie, Pepi, Miles Robinson and Richards IN after bubble in 2022. News here with @tombogert.bsky.social and @henrybushnell.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/730...

Game Day. #TwinsGraduation

When I was planning to follow the USMNT, taking the train from LA to Seattle was something I considered.

"dOn'T sPeAk IlL oF tHe DeAd" everyone can fuck right off with that shit. sorry homies, death ain't shielding you from the truth.

I saw someone say that Barney Frank turned into a reactionary shit heel at the end of his life and I just want to say it's far more likely that Barney Frank was always transphobic and remained so, simply getting louder about it as trans issues got more traction

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Copa del Unc #WorldCup2026

I wonder who else has been enriching himself through lucrative government contracts

So, now you’ve gone from a “democracy good” argument to a “democracy can only be protected by unelected philosopher kings” argument. *My* argument is that the current court sucks ass and there is a perfectly legal and constitutional method to stop them from inflicting additional harm on my people.

(Sigh) Had to be DeRo.

The second coming of Andrew Shue! #FootballIsLife www.espn.com/soccer/story...

Nina Glick interviewed me for this exhibition as the co-founder of The Rayistas supporters group. My scarf is a part of this exhibition. Please go and see it. #WUSA #Cyberrays

*Gen X has entered the chat* FUCK AI

Dear DMV, I have four possible choices here. I went with “gray” since that’s the dominant color of my beard (although white could be argued too).

Simon on a #Caturday

This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.

Tiny art in downtown Oakland.

Tonight! Come see @sbearbergman.bsky.social in SF!

Sue the pants off him. share.google/OA6jtQAUorai...

You know you’re old when you see this and think, “Yeah, I could rock this.” #GenX 👴🏾

Coming off the Willie Brown Bridge this morning it was a pleasant surprise to see a sign saying that I am coming onto the Willie Mays Highway. (Googling shows that this happened in 2024, the sign is new though.)

#MayThe4th be with you

I was 8 years old. I’m not sure which theater, but it would have most likely been Showcase Cinemas in Springdale, OH. (happy to see that it’s still there)

We have friends everywhere.

All the fans love Sydney Leroux 🤍 Presented by Google Pixel

SoFi Stadium workers threaten to strike if ICE isn't banned from World Cup games

You gotta be fucking kidding me. Nope, no, it’s #FIFA. I should know better.

Wemby: “I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions.” This is amazing.

I know normalization is just what we've decided to do to cope but turning a botched assassination attempt on the president of the united states into a public debate on gilded playspace is FUCKING STUPID and I refuse to treat this bullshit pivot seriously or with respect.

This is why we need the ballroom.

TRUMP: I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody O'DONNELL: Oh, you think he was referring to you?

Leeroy Jenkins’d his way past security, stripped naked and photographed hog tied on the carpet, and had that photo plastered online by the President of the United States. This is like a Bojack Horseman plot line.

When radioactivity was discovered, there was a rush to market for all sorts of radioactive consumer goods. There were water jugs made out of uranium glass, for example. I think about that a lot these days whenever I see AI products being marketed to consumers.

Quakes are in first, Reds are in first…I’m about to get hit by a bus, aren’t I?