also cuomo is a massive piece of shit, like ridiculously so. what a huge fucking asshole

i like mamdani. i wish there were other young people that don't suck who would be willing to weather the massive amount of bullshit from the boomer political industrial complex and run for stuff.

hill i will die on: not wearing a motorcycle helmet because you don't have to is dumb.

i wonder how much of company's IT costs simply go to boomers not understanding anything.

coop golden age continues

can't wait till he's dead part 17

Updating my LEGO White House

5 bucks says Trump never pays the contractors working n the white house

i am 99% sure i've been to that one

in better news, The Cure apparently are like 13 songs deep into a new album.

The perfect dog costume doesn't exi--

what the actual fuck

people are talking about the young men to nazi pipeline and i've been thinking about my own experiences with people, and i think a lot of it is these people probably had parents who had similar ideals, and being just the most milquetoast uninteresting people, they never questioned them and...

the other thing i’ll say here is i am a bit frustrated with the narrative of online radicalization that treats it as akin to brainwashing. it lets individuals, families and communities off the hook for the choices they make and the environments they foster

with trump adding on to the white house, it might be a good time to invest in the company that makes gold spraypaint

anyone remember when waterstreet's floor almost collapsed during a bosstones show back in the 90's? wild times.

why does radiator fluid always look so delicious like mountain dew for your car, but also blue mountain dew for asian cars

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

Before coffee: I hate everybody After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody

Kinda wish I had the Municipal Waste Trump shirt to wear today.

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion

trump is the guy who tells you he solved tetris

i wonder if mike johnson and his son have talked about their masturbation habits recently, to make sure neither of them have been pounding it, because that's perfectly normal if you're some kind of evangelical creep.

If you can afford a cybertruck, you can afford a real therapist jfc

I have no interest in going back to the bad place, and I welcome those who are escaping today — but I have to say that I am honestly starting to worry that a whole lot of entities are starting to believe that the freaks over there represent the opinion of the majority of the US.

weekly reminder that i can't wait till he dies

all these young republicans look like the biggest losers and nerds. these guys all look like they wear too much cologne to cover up the smell of internal rot.

Fall in Japan is being marked by a surge in bear attacks to historic highs.

No one goes to the movies because the theatre experience involves being trapped in a big room with a bunch of assholes that can’t shut the fuck up for two hours.

never trust a man who can't admit he masturbates

A couple assumptions made: -average person pees 800-2000 milliliters/day -assume avg of 1300 ml. - average male life expectancy in the US is 75.8 yrs. - average in ground pool is 16x32 Math -1300 mls x 27,667 days = 35,967,100 ml. - 35,967,100/1000=-35,967.1L -35,967.1L = 9,501.5 gallons

I wonder how many gallons of piss I’ve made in my lifetime.

Guess he's the one who's not interested in girls' sports, but still wants to participate.

can't wait till he's dead

nin posted a tickets on sale thing on FB and made sure not to turn on the comments kinda tells you everything you need to know. and i get it, if people are willing to pay that, awesome, but super shitty to double the prices of the second tour leg.

jesus looking at hamilton nine inch nails tickets. it was 400 for the floor, and then everything else is 775-900 for the stands. i think i'm good on seeing them when i did.

i just can't wait to see or hear him ever again

We really hit on something with the 12 year old theory of governance because that’s really the entire political project. It’s being 12 years old and not even normal 12 year olds but real pieces of shit 12 year olds

New Orleans couple discovers ancient Roman grave marker in their yard

we're living in a golden age of coop zines.

we're not on a collision course for a constitutional crisis, we're in a constitutional crisis.

Tracking my friends running the Wineglass full today. So proud of them. Kinda FOMO I didn’t do it, but want to stick to no repeats for something that long.

He's the same age as Alexander Skarsgard and Colin Farrell

One first step people should do to respond to this is start using the “report a speed trap” function in Apple Maps to report where ICE is operating. Make Apple party to the attempt to protect people.

Stolen from @tfw2005.bsky.social , but glorious none-the-less. It's a Transformers golden age as far as I'm concerned.

I think about this a lot. No one will remember most of these chuds, except in liner notes of early 21st century fascism. Maybe, if even that.

HE PAINTED OVER A HUNDRED OF THESE okay okay. get it together, Mike.

Vote for me and I’ll make it so all billionaires are crucified upside down.

Lisa is even more annoying than we realized