Imagine missing your own son’s wedding so you could go surrender to Iran

God, it rules so much that he skipped his son's wedding because he was so busy, only to sit around making posts about Hulk Hogan.

Japan's annual 'penis festival' 'may look weird,' says a priestess of Kanayama Shrine, but its origins and purpose point to a deeper meaning. 👉 ebx.sh/2UNNRT

Saw new Star War. It was fun, and I enjoyed it, but it was definitely the first half of a season squeezed into a movie. Maybe the bigger set pieces justified the move to the big screen. It’s an oddity and a weird choice. Entertaining though.

Addressing people as comrade in public and watching the boomers side eye you with contempt.

hoping someday musk mistakes fentanyl for ketamine

I think when all is said and done, at this point I'd trade the Internet to go back to the BBS days.

I remember my little page on Servtech, that I eventually moved to my Unix account at RIT. My little ibdustrial music fan page. Learning how to do stuff; CSS, making weird image maps, frames. All exciting HTML 1/2 stuff. Hosting a web board for friends on my own Linux box…

terrible. 20 years ago, the internet was full of hobbyist blogs and forums. over time, these have been replaced by paywalled substacks and private discord channels, each a walled garden. google's decision to prioritize AI just makes it less likely people will create free, public info

Random declarations aren’t laws, lol

I don’t think they missed it, they built a shitty product and tried to force it into everything. They’ve been silently updating (which is bad imo) Windows 11 machines and removing it. Like not through Update, they’re just doing it. Fuck, even snipping tool had it in there for 🤷🏻‍♂️ reasons?

Maybe our politicians wouldn't be a bunch of fucking morons if they actually had to sit through like a 120 hour governing class after getting elected. And then a 40 hour refresher after re-election. I am most certain that most of these people have no idea what their actual jobs are.

@fybush.com Hey man, awhile ago you mentioned knowing a decent coin buyer around here. Looking to maybe liquidate some of my dad’s collection.

The wussiest of my two dogs has proven herself again as an efficient bird killing machine. Fledglings left the nice. I managed to get two to safety. While I was distracted, she found and quietly killed another one. Ugh.

Seghahunda just wooped me yesterday. I love how on Thursday I was running in a hoodie and gloves in the 40's, and yesterday it was sunny and peaked at 76, the so far hottest day of the year, which always seems to happen to me at Sehgahunda. Got a lot to adjust before the Many, ugh.

"hello there, fellow humans"

A…stunning campaign launch. "My dad got cancer & my mom's employer collapsed. The executives got paid & the workers got screwed. She didn't have the heart to tell us, even when the bank took the house…when she took her own life, the eviction notice was in her pocket." @ahlmanfornebraska.bsky.social

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

I like that they complain about taxes when blue states have to subsidize them with our tax money.

be cool if trump died before winds of winter comes out

love how two days ago i could just go to a site and click submit a ticket, now i have to chat with some shitty AI thing and then get mad about it because it takes an extra 4 minutes to do a fucking thing that took 20 seconds 2 days ago

Pretty sure their fascism has cost us way more than it would have been to have universal healthcare.

me sleeping seven hours vs. me sleeping six hours and 42 minutes

"ceasefire remains after parties exchange fire" which uh, call me crazy, doesn't really sound like much of a ceasefire

here's the article, if you're curious: www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/...

That billionaire asshole who wants to frame tax the rich as a slur has the same stupid energy as our semi local nitwit that tried to claim the same for boomer. Idiots.

Funny watching how certain people lose their shit when you update security policies to be compliant with regulations and their cyber security policies. And then lie about the problems they have. "The screen is locking every 5 minutes" no the fuck it isn't, and here's the logs to show it.

crazy how much clarence thomas seems to loathe his own blackness

Took the Vette out tonight. Fired right up with no issue, which is always nice and reaffirms all the work I've done was worth it. Anyways, the weather is going to be shit for the next 8 weeks, so hopefully in July I can go for another ride. :P

May the 4th be with you.

My view is that the American South never fully took to liberal democracy. And I think we have to reckon with that to face the moment we’re now in. I wrote about it for @thebulwark.bsky.social www.thebulwark.com/p/liberal-de...

This fucking bird. It's a goddamn Robin. Learn how to make a nest, you stupid fucking bird.

Some stupid fucking bird tries to make a nest on my front porch every year and only succeeds in just piling a bunch of shit in a corner. Like, there's no space up high, and they just leave his massive pile of garbage on my front porch.

be interested to see how the new resident evil movie ties in to resident evil outside of zombies.

195 miles for the month of April. 587 for 2026 so far. 2 weeks till my next marathon. 7 weeks till my ultra.

Can’t wait till he’s dead, part 296.

All our life spans are going to be reduced from the relentless onslaught of shitty news.

Work gave me a co-pilot license to try out, and honestly, I could not think of one way to use it. I tried to get it to find stuff in my e-mail better, because Outlook's search is abysmal, and it was just as abysmal as Outlook's search. I don't do much with Word or Excel. But even if I do...

Posted my meme comparing Trump to Goebbels on Facebook and they flagged it with "This photo may contain symbols, glorification or support of people and organisations that we define as dangerous." I really need to abandon that fucking platform. I don't go on often, but apparently too often.

In most of the civilized world, except here (well, I use civilized very loosely in reference to here), they have little sinks for you to dump them out in before you throw them out!

Happy 7th anniversary to this tweet, which explained exactly what would go on to happen.

German Chancellor Friedrich Merz, in unusually candid terms, the U.S. is being "humiliated" by Iranian leaders as U.S. President Donald Trump struggles to negotiate an end to the country's war with Iran.

Interesting how no one's mentioned Iran since the weekend drama.

I would like to be a more positive person, but I feel that the current world we live in makes that incredibly difficult.

Started a rewatch of Chernobyl last night so my partner could see it, not realizing it was the actual 40th anniversary of the event.

Regardless of what really happened in Washington, DC tonight, the Trump administration will attempt to use this to call for more repression. Remember: anything you hear from anyone in the entire administration is likely a lie. That goes double for Kash Patel's FBI. crimethinc.com/Safeguarding

Someone tried apparently.

if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit

lol is there any actual evidence Iran is laying mines?