Steven Miller is going to appear under a banner reading "Mission Accomplished"

Oh look the President of the United States did another racism

Everyone who fluffed this little monster-wannabe, beginning with that pathetic Rod Dreher, has committed a crime against humanity

I am so old I remember Arthur Schlesinger Jr. getting all het up and panicky about the term "gorgeous mosaic" because it wasn't "melting pot." Ah, the enduring legacy of reasonable centrism.

I'll take "completely predictable things" for $800, Ken

Trump now readying the bone saws for journalists who hurt his feelings

I am aware of all internet traditions and therefore know that you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them," but it's still pretty impressive that they managed to find a #2 who is as much of a bleeding pustule of a human being as his master

Apparently ICE isn't from the Gestapo region of Germany so it's just sparkling secret police

I sometimes wonder if people like Peter Brimelow and John Derbyshire are pissed that they were cancelled by their colleagues on the right for their virulent racism thirty years ago and now we're in the timeline where their virulent racism is a requirement for membership in conservative America

I'm sure there's a perfectly good, innocent reason for this

Katie Miller is OK with the president calling for the death of US senators but is outraged, outraged at an entirely accurate rendering of her husband illustrating @gregsargent.bsky.social's entirely accurate account of her husband's vision of an ethnically cleansed United States tiny.cc/wgiw001

I remember Matt from the early blogosphere and did not realize that he was actually pro-Love Canal

This is objectively true and requires no viewpoint diversity

A lot of people don't know that the Heritage Foundation isn't actually a politically-minded organization but rather an association of guys who get together to watch sports.

@ryanlcooper.com FTW

That's because those Republicans are still so angry that Obama spent $1.7 trillion of their tax dollars to build a blackety black black basketball court and to paint the entire White House black, just like George Clinton told him to do.

New MAGA WaPo coming down hard on those irresponsible Democrats and their costly Obamacare subsidies

This will be a thing! Next Wednesday, Oct 22. Title: "Is There a Higher Education Crisis?" Answer: oh hell yes

Following yesterday's spectacular success in his "grooming and violence" seminar, Secretary of Warcraft Hegseth plans a followup lecture to the brass. Part 1 will address communications security during military operations. Part 2 will be an extra manly demonstration of ax-throwing. tiny.cc/51bt001

Though to be serious for a moment it really was kind of genius of Hegseth to summon a thousand admirals and generals to come to Quantico so that he could lecture them in person on grooming standards and blame them for losing wars

A nice review from ALH! And what a surprise to hear good news about something these days.

Pete Hegseth orders all US military personnel to look exactly like Pete Hegseth Promises to transform the troops "from woke to bloke"

Remember, according to the Supreme Court it's not bribery unless the money comes in an envelope marked "bribe," and for Ilya Shapiro it's not government suppression of speech unless there are actual government fingerprints on the suppression-of-speech memorandum

I am so old that I remember @jesseltaylor.bsky.social and Ezra from the early blogosphere days of Pandagon and let's just say that one of these guys turned out all right

This might be a good time to reflect on the fact that one reason the MAGA right hates liberals and progressives-- I mean, really really hates, with the blazing fire of a thousand AR-15s-- is that we think American gun culture is profoundly warped and very very dangerous. Dangerous to everyone.

Followup: Brian Kilmeade acknowledges possible "unsanitary" consequences to mass killings of mentally unstable homeless people, proposes that they prepare mass graves for themselves before their elimination. Anyone who criticizes him will be deported. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Brian Kilmeade is a hero of free speech whose statue should be in the Capitol rotunda

Trump Administration announces new initiative, Willowbrook II: Willowbrook With a Vengeance tiny.cc/vs9q001

New deluxe streaming service TrumpTV will televise Everglades Immigrant Internment Camp inmates being eaten by alligators beginning August 1. $49/month, bitcoin preferred.

I keep returning to the fact that these are the atrocities MAGA world absolutely *loves*

Sending proleptic thoughts and prayers to the families of all the children in Texas who will be killed by their state government's lurid gun fetish www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...

Trump furious with Netanyahu, says "he promised me this would be just the tip of the spear"

I'm on the fence about Andrew Cuomo until he earns Anthony Weiner's endorsement

Trump planning dramatic landing on USS Abraham Lincoln later this week, piloting his gold-plated Qatari Boeing 747-8

Pretty sure Obama called this one 14 years ago

Not content with desecrating the Oval Office with his tacky, gold spray-painted bric-a-brac, Donald is now paving over the Rose Garden to turn it into a Mar-a-Lago-style patio. Wherever Trump goes, he leaves behind a trail of vulgarity.

Juneteenth is a day of mourning for the White House. Next year they hope to replace it with Make America a Slave State Again, or MASSA.

While this is true, I have a different take. Eventually we'll learn that Elon Musk : Donald Trump :: Andy Kaufman : Jerry Lawler.

And Stephen Miller will order the funds redirected to refugee Afrikaners

I am just not getting over the fact that the political party in which people made fun of Vince Foster's suicide and called Chelsea Clinton the White House dog has become such a sewer of cruelty

Musk: "I have failed. The deep state resistance in DC was too great for me to overcome. I am going back to my humble techbro origins as a beneficiary of billions of dollars in federal handouts. I tried to kill six million or so, and only managed 300,000. I am sorry I could not realize my vision."

And Republicans are here to help you die faster! It's what you voted for, folks. :)

Yep, mission accomplished.

"Habeas corpus" literally means "you have the body." It allows people who shoot their dogs to dispose of the dog's body in whatever manner they see fit.

To be fair, there was no way of knowing ahead of time that a "university" founded by Joe Lonsdale, Bari Weiss and Niall Ferguson would turn out to be a right-wing grift machine

Of all the things that are wrong in today's society today, definitely the wildest is that Smokey Robinson took over the Motown/ soul Sirius XM station and made it *worse.*

It really is odd that no one uses the term "groceries" anymore

So, basically a win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win, which is precisely why wingnuts hate it

Mission accomplished! Now all those grounded planes can be replaced by Qatar gift planes