How many votes would need to be hand counted in district 8 to convince you? Secretary of State reviewed 48 precincts by hand (n=26105) from district 8 and found 10 anomalies, 8 incorrectly marked ballots, and 2 they could not find at recount time. precinct size ranged from 2 votes to 3252.

We should suspend all of our current moral panics until we come to terms with the fact that a century of police procedural has turned the average American into a paranoid snitch. True crime is an extension of this moral decay

i think this is the best encapsulation of how libs like to think of anyone to the left of them. “they have distasteful opinions of history that disagree with mine.” “They also have never read anything despite them constantly linking to marxists dot org”

does anyone in the democrat party mainstream have any message to trans people about how we belong anywhere in this country or does the tent big enough for chuck schumer's bailey family somehow not contain space for one of the smallest and most embattled minority groups in america

ok are we already aware that the current governor of utah is a cover band bassist? https://youtu.be/fVSiTNz2_vA?si=oeDYTO9H_xbyclCy

(wisely) the stock market is up 500 points, therefore this was objectively a good thing because it increased overall economic utility

Petey Pablo got arrested once for trying to bring a gun on a plane on 9/11. How did he forget after releasing this track? https://youtu.be/wnXVuyyKOq8

i feel like the nra coming out in opposition to bans on trans firearm ownership has to be because they think that trans people will make up a meaningful portion of the revenue for gun manufacturers

“Am I going out like Stan Chera? Am I?”

this bread is terrible. but the circuses? also really terrible

one of my lawyer jokes that used to fucking kill was that i wanted to become the country's foremost expert on the third amendment. but the way things are trending we might actually see a bunch of third amendment litigation soon

wealthier shoppers piling into walmart for savings is not a good economic indicator

I’m bringing skeksis back (yeah) Them other gelflings don’t know how to act (yeah)

let sirhan sirhan out asshole

i guess im blocked by one person. best guess why is for calling gavin newsom an asshole for keeping sirhan in jail. i stand behind that one fully.

#thirsttrap

now that rfk has been confirmed he’s 10th in line to be president. the FBI could choose the funniest possible way to apologize for preventing his dad from becoming president, just sayin

Pilot the EVA Del, or Kid Koala will have to do it again

we’ve found him, the one mythical republican that could be pulled into the democratic party actually exists

AltNPS, fellas, if you're gonna lead the resistance, you gotta know more than ONE protest song.

our coal sector is really booming under trump. the clairton coke works is expanding faster than ever before.

this is literally me btw. if you even care.

Update: the post by @knives.motorcycles calling out AltNPS for stealing from PBS Newshour is now buried under "hidden replies."

He's in it to win it! He won't take no for an answ-- [gets pulled off stage with a giant hook]

i paid to renew my url for this account so i should actually use it. at least until bluesky boots me for not verifying an email

Point Breeze. Elysian Street. Caller said that a two and a half foot wide sink hole formed in front of them. No one is reported to be injured.

Ok, or maybe AltNPS hasn't changed at all lol "Photo credit to an undisclosed source." Yes, an undisclosed source who sent this photo TO PBS NEWS, not the Secret Agent Park Rangers. Shoutout to @knives.motorcycles, who also has the most radical bsky handle I've ever seen

Now that they're (finally) posting sources instead of outright stealing people's work, I could see AltNPS pivoting to more posts like this. It's unverifiable, unfalsifiable, and helps them maintain their "government agent" image.

Started this when I got like half way through season 1 of the animation and now I'm on episode 20 of the stream. Oops. Anyway. Percy is pretty cool. big fan #CriticalRole #PercyDeRolo

“Snow recorded a reggae cover of Moon Over Parma for the Drew Carey show” probably isn’t important to anyone else but i can’t stop thinking about it

i’m not the antipope, i’m the pope that ante’d up

ok, i need help!! my bestie who lost her husband in august, accidentally gave away this octopus stuffy. it was sentimental to her daughter, she used to play with it with her dad. she’s been combing goodwills & reverse image searching w no luck. so: anyone recognize this bug-eyed purple freak??

i’m not the antipope, i’m the pope that ante’d up

Cortez Masto (D-NV), Yea Durbin (D-IL), Yea Fetterman (D-PA), Yea Gillibrand (D-NY), Yea Hassan (D-NH), Yea King (I-ME), Yea Peters (D-MI), Yea Schatz (D-HI), Yea Schumer (D-NY), Yea Shaheen (D-NH), Yea ^ get a load of these assholes

why are people wanting a "fox news for liberals" why are people after a "joe rogan of the left" why is the aspiration to recreate the stupidest shit on earth

my name crif

(Aesop, wandering around in the woods one day): Damn. These animals are morally instructive as hell.

thanks wikipedia

what kinda freak makes shoes out of baby anyway?

now that rfk has been confirmed he’s 10th in line to be president. the FBI could choose the funniest possible way to apologize for preventing his dad from becoming president, just sayin

glad someone is finally saying it lol

i was digging out old anime con booklets from high school and fucking found this jesus fucking christ

how'd that work out for you, abe?

one of my resolutions for 2025 is to go less insane than I did in 2024, so I’ve been doodling more

help my new fixation is the 2001 tom jones album where he really explores hip-hop influences https://youtu.be/mHtTmgxvmG4

just had to hold out hope you'll find out what happened with those dogs

extremely curious what possessed me to click subscribe on baha men's youtube channel

@safety.bsky.app when you make a vague post about bots tomorrow, remember to tag me Thanks <3