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How many votes would need to be hand counted in district 8 to convince you? Secretary of State reviewed 48 precincts by hand (n=26105) from district 8 and found 10 anomalies, 8 incorrectly marked ballots, and 2 they could not find at recount time. precinct size ranged from 2 votes to 3252.
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Girlfriend
about 1 month ago
We should suspend all of our current moral panics until we come to terms with the fact that a century of police procedural has turned the average American into a paranoid snitch. True crime is an extension of this moral decay
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i think this is the best encapsulation of how libs like to think of anyone to the left of them. “they have distasteful opinions of history that disagree with mine.” “They also have never read anything despite them constantly linking to marxists dot org”
about 1 month ago
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victoria scott
about 1 month ago
does anyone in the democrat party mainstream have any message to trans people about how we belong anywhere in this country or does the tent big enough for chuck schumer's bailey family somehow not contain space for one of the smallest and most embattled minority groups in america
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ok are we already aware that the current governor of utah is a cover band bassist?
https://youtu.be/fVSiTNz2_vA?si=oeDYTO9H_xbyclCy
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Read My Mind (Killers Cover)
YouTube video by UpSideMusic
https://youtu.be/fVSiTNz2_vA?si=oeDYTO9H_xbyclCy
about 2 months ago
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el camino acid
about 2 months ago
(wisely) the stock market is up 500 points, therefore this was objectively a good thing because it increased overall economic utility
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Petey Pablo got arrested once for trying to bring a gun on a plane on 9/11. How did he forget after releasing this track?
https://youtu.be/wnXVuyyKOq8
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Raise Up (USA Remix)
YouTube video by Petey Pablo - Topic
https://youtu.be/wnXVuyyKOq8
about 2 months ago
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i feel like the nra coming out in opposition to bans on trans firearm ownership has to be because they think that trans people will make up a meaningful portion of the revenue for gun manufacturers
2 months ago
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“Am I going out like Stan Chera? Am I?”
2 months ago
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rich traditions
2 months ago
this bread is terrible. but the circuses? also really terrible
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rich traditions
3 months ago
one of my lawyer jokes that used to fucking kill was that i wanted to become the country's foremost expert on the third amendment. but the way things are trending we might actually see a bunch of third amendment litigation soon
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red scary
3 months ago
wealthier shoppers piling into walmart for savings is not a good economic indicator
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Hazy Bombyx
3 months ago
I’m bringing skeksis back (yeah) Them other gelflings don’t know how to act (yeah)
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let sirhan sirhan out asshole
over 2 years ago
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i guess im blocked by one person. best guess why is for calling gavin newsom an asshole for keeping sirhan in jail. i stand behind that one fully.
over 2 years ago
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PowerBottom 5000 (original)
over 2 years ago
#thirsttrap
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now that rfk has been confirmed he’s 10th in line to be president. the FBI could choose the funniest possible way to apologize for preventing his dad from becoming president, just sayin
9 months ago
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Pilot the EVA Del, or Kid Koala will have to do it again
about 1 year ago
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we’ve found him, the one mythical republican that could be pulled into the democratic party actually exists
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3 months ago
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AltWatcher
3 months ago
AltNPS, fellas, if you're gonna lead the resistance, you gotta know more than ONE protest song.
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our coal sector is really booming under trump. the clairton coke works is expanding faster than ever before.
3 months ago
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief
3 months ago
this is literally me btw. if you even care.
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AltWatcher
4 months ago
Update: the post by
@knives.motorcycles
calling out AltNPS for stealing from PBS Newshour is now buried under "hidden replies."
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Parker Molloy
4 months ago
He's in it to win it! He won't take no for an answ-- [gets pulled off stage with a giant hook]
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i paid to renew my url for this account so i should actually use it. at least until bluesky boots me for not verifying an email
4 months ago
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Pittsburgh Scanner
4 months ago
Point Breeze. Elysian Street. Caller said that a two and a half foot wide sink hole formed in front of them. No one is reported to be injured.
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AltWatcher
4 months ago
Ok, or maybe AltNPS hasn't changed at all lol "Photo credit to an undisclosed source." Yes, an undisclosed source who sent this photo TO PBS NEWS, not the Secret Agent Park Rangers. Shoutout to
@knives.motorcycles
, who also has the most radical bsky handle I've ever seen
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AltWatcher
4 months ago
Now that they're (finally) posting sources instead of outright stealing people's work, I could see AltNPS pivoting to more posts like this. It's unverifiable, unfalsifiable, and helps them maintain their "government agent" image.
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Mika🦇
5 months ago
Started this when I got like half way through season 1 of the animation and now I'm on episode 20 of the stream. Oops. Anyway. Percy is pretty cool. big fan
#CriticalRole
#PercyDeRolo
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“Snow recorded a reggae cover of Moon Over Parma for the Drew Carey show” probably isn’t important to anyone else but i can’t stop thinking about it
5 months ago
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i’m not the antipope, i’m the pope that ante’d up
8 months ago
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cluesan al-gaib
7 months ago
ok, i need help!! my bestie who lost her husband in august, accidentally gave away this octopus stuffy. it was sentimental to her daughter, she used to play with it with her dad. she’s been combing goodwills & reverse image searching w no luck. so: anyone recognize this bug-eyed purple freak??
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i’m not the antipope, i’m the pope that ante’d up
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Cortez Masto (D-NV), Yea Durbin (D-IL), Yea Fetterman (D-PA), Yea Gillibrand (D-NY), Yea Hassan (D-NH), Yea King (I-ME), Yea Peters (D-MI), Yea Schatz (D-HI), Yea Schumer (D-NY), Yea Shaheen (D-NH), Yea ^ get a load of these assholes
8 months ago
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫
9 months ago
why are people wanting a "fox news for liberals" why are people after a "joe rogan of the left" why is the aspiration to recreate the stupidest shit on earth
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my name crif
9 months ago
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Loathsome Shrew
9 months ago
(Aesop, wandering around in the woods one day): Damn. These animals are morally instructive as hell.
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thanks wikipedia
9 months ago
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what kinda freak makes shoes out of baby anyway?
9 months ago
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now that rfk has been confirmed he’s 10th in line to be president. the FBI could choose the funniest possible way to apologize for preventing his dad from becoming president, just sayin
9 months ago
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Catbus
9 months ago
glad someone is finally saying it lol
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Bill Burr Says Billionaires Should Be Put Down Like Rabid Dogs
Bill Burr doesn't want to eat the rich ... but he does want to kill them.
https://www.tmz.com/2025/02/13/bill-burr-says-billionaires-should-be-put-down-like-rabid-dogs/
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the unraveling of puptheGHOUL
9 months ago
i was digging out old anime con booklets from high school and fucking found this jesus fucking christ
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marty,
9 months ago
how'd that work out for you, abe?
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victoria scott
10 months ago
one of my resolutions for 2025 is to go less insane than I did in 2024, so I’ve been doodling more
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help my new fixation is the 2001 tom jones album where he really explores hip-hop influences
https://youtu.be/mHtTmgxvmG4
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Tom Jones - Holiday (HQ)
YouTube video by Silver Lining
https://youtu.be/mHtTmgxvmG4
10 months ago
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫
11 months ago
just had to hold out hope you'll find out what happened with those dogs
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extremely curious what possessed me to click subscribe on baha men's youtube channel
11 months ago
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Juni! 🥰
11 months ago
@safety.bsky.app
when you make a vague post about bots tomorrow, remember to tag me Thanks <3
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illumi
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