Someone very lovely and dear to me is in need of help. Please share the link or donate if you can 💕 gofund.me/b75093ecb

Could use more than a few helping hands. Bring the whole hamburger helper extended family.

Someone very lovely and dear to me is in need of help. Please share the link or donate if you can 💕 gofund.me/b75093ecb

Friends been through here

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes pigs

The legendary triangel boobs of 1996

Why do they call it fox glove? I’ve never seen a fox wearing anything on their hands, I don’t think they’re into ppe

I love personificating animals. Especially the ones in my backyard because those are my neighbors that it’s ok to gossip abt. I saw The Lizards flirting but the man got too excited and scared off the girl and now he’s laying flat looking over the balcony forlornly thinking on how to get her back

Hello nausea my old friend

Me when I catch my friends gnawing on the cheeses again

You should find healing. You look unwell.

Fuck science Stare at the sun Huff compost Defecate in your dishwasher Make battery soup Create a seal on your local anthills using your butthole for at least 16 minutes each Lick door and toilet handles Antagonize your “doctor” for saying these are bad ideas Can I get hired in public health now?

Crushing and snorting the pills that give you the turbo autism

What a cute leaf

Got hit with the collateral damage

What you don’t hear is how those stolen toys are under religious protections because god actually needs those bricks to build the white and delightsome heaven

Every negative article headline about Zohran Mamdani says something like "this is the most evil man to ever have lived" and the picture of him just looks like this

I’m so trapped 🥲

Oh h e l l o

Making my insides cozy

twisting his dick giving him the ol’ dick twist in a god honoring way

Takin my boba straw down to the crick

Good grub find

They just look so slurpable

Unfortunately found deceased, but what a cool guy

I’ve hit the “birds are cool” age

You wanna come over and eat focaccia and play multiplayer slay the spire?

It seems like I just get more and more lapidated each year

Those are lovely laurels, seems like a cozy place to rest

#yoshi #yoshiandthemysteriousbook

gif of donkey declaring waffles will be made .gif

No really don’t worry

Excite

beef boy bf mysterious ramen gf

Wired on garlic and pepper

Turning into a pile of petals when I’m called to the microphone

What’s your opinion on garlic muffins

If someone doesn't like trains, they're soulless, cold, and dead inside.

I only read the news when I’m cortisol maxxing

Dad voice: Are ya shit postin’ or postin’ shit hahahaha

Found a new type of witch

I feel sick. Had anyone ever looked into how to solve this?

I think an entire loaf of garlic bread could fix me

The Apple iHole

Babe, look, they’re having a deal on junderwear

I know I live in too small of a town but goddamn. The only therapist near me that is trained in the type I need is someone I was friends with in grade school lmao fuck 🤦🏻

This place reeks of lizard piss