Open toed sandwich

Whatever is happening (idk) I’m just glad you seem like you’re having fun

Why organic chemistry like that

and i ate

I will give you 40 spiders for one goat do you accept

Turns out birds might be really cute and precious

Now

We need Nausicaä

“If you love it so much why don’t you marry it?” Because my country currently doesn’t recognize spider marriage

reposting

you hear about this "game boy" thing? #art #oc #retro

Excuse me but what the h*ck

It’s a sponge’s world, I’m just living in it

4 am “mom I frew up” kinda night for me

Scolopendromorpha scare me

My tamagotchi went to tamagoheaven 😔

KILL THE ROBOTS KILL THE ROBOTS THEY DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS THEY DO NOT HAVE SOULS THEY DO NOT HAVE THOUGHTS KILL THE FUCKING ROBOTS THEY ARE NOT HELPING US WE DO NOT NEED THEM KILL THE ROBOTS KILL THEM MAKE THEM KILL THEMSELVES

why doesn’t anyone care about doing things well anymore

Self undiagnosing myself because being ill is too damn expensive

OOPS! All laxatives

I will never intentionally eat brains or eyes of any animal. I also may never learn to dance but that’s the price I pay for prion avoidance.

In the sour patch kid and gummy bear universe, I am death destroyer of worlds

Bullion operators

Can’t sleep pls send help (money)

It was an animal physiology textbook. I am nailing it because I too actually am animal

lol lmao lol I can’t stop thinking about bug yuri

Chat I cut my own hair

How do we unjump the shark?

YAY HOMOSEX NACHOS

Yes but what if it was bombu but even better

Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry.

Ass

i'm just bein stupid

Consuming meth and zines like a pro

If you can breathe through your nose right now, I invite you to remember it’s not always that way. Don’t take it for granted 🤧

Feeling sad and guilty that my family will probably get me holiday gifts that cost money because I don’t have any money and am just giving them my baked goods

Sometimes I forget all of my knowledge is not common

*hunched over a bag of shredded Mexican three cheese blend at 2:17am* it's MEDICINAL, MOM

"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up

Beans truly are magical, but not just for the butt stuff or the stalking

Idk if I’m gay enough to be here

Bound by things stronger than marriage. Shared Steam library and Costco account.

Old, stale asf haribo bears are so much better than new ones

I could see myself voting for someone who campaigns on “I will burn the current White House to the ground and salt the earth where it stood”

Third date idea: we travel beyond the ice wall and be consumed and transformed by the mystical energies within

I’m doing it. I’m learning a new skill.

EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous this is worth sharing and educating people about

Girl your stomata are showing

Really wishing I had some irl Jewish friends. The holiday foods always look so good