how are you as a man not embarrassed to be constantly be falling down

physicists and mathematicians discovered 60 years ago that physics is not necessarily repeatable or even consistently observable and yet political scientists have spent the intervening years assuring themselves that all the nuances of political thought can be quantified in a survey. lol. lmao even.

I need this pasta salad again, gonna try to recreate this weekend

@fbi plz stop serving hasan piker a subpoena and arrest whoever is responsible for the singing piles of pubes commercial that just aired on my tv

San antonio plz dont make me watch any more okc basketball, it’s horrible

@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep

WE’RE GOIN TO THE FUCKIN FINALS 😭😭😭😭

“defending our borders” shut up all i care about is DEFENDING THE RIM 2nite

marx would kill himself if he heard how yall use the phrase “means of production”

marxist alexandra kollontai scientifically demonstrating in her analysis of prostitution that full time sex work, like a bourgeois kept wife, keeps women from participating in the productive labor necessary to take the soviets from a remnant feudal empire directly into communism AND IS NOT A CRIME.

lmfao the french said “cigarettes only”

now reading: The Poetics of Space by Gaston Bachelard

This team is trying to kill me

what the fuck is this broadcast bro

NPR posting about a “renaissance of beans”????….oh we are headed for Great Depression 2

im tired of these 7 game series like plz stop losing i miss my boys i need to see them

I dont meet a lot of people with the same name as me so when someone who shares my name says or does some dumb shot im so ashamed im like how could you do this to our legacy

Coding puts your mind in a prison realm

not to sound incredibly fat but the ben and jerry’s chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream has changed

texted my mom for mothers day but she has do not disturb on

watching the wnba for the first time. Cant see anybody’s name or number bc of their damn ponytails!!

so pissed off im picking up spam calls just to have someone to yell at

i am once again urging you to not cross me and my witches

Do not fuck w me or my witches

i am siccing my witches on the philadelphia sixers

why does jason tatum have a mao suit on

Each thing unearthed and Brought into electric daylight Each marker of rest made separated From the reason of its creation Each sacred text made For the eyes of the initiates alone Now made profane by our eyes Do the dead sleep in their new glass tombs? Are they dreaming of our new world?

got too hungry to keep looking at art

oh im getting angry at the antiquarian book fair imagining how many beautiful works of art and world treasures are locked away in wack ass billionaire’s collections accumulating value when 65% of what’s here should be in a fucking library

whatever they are paying nyc doormen is not enough these guys are too charming???

Shaq just did chest compressions on a stuffed harry hawk and then lowered him into a little casket

mitch should get to beat dyson daniels’s ass in the parking lot for that dirty move on his shoulder nah fuck you

atlanta sports franchises deserve nothing but continual humiliation

All timer “is that good?” candidate here

when someone sends me a meme about an actress having a gel nail set in a period movie expecting me to go “haha” and instead i launch into a lecture about the futility of trying to accurately recreate the past and the construction of the past as an act of imagination and projection…oops!!!

im hiding oreos from my husband right now and by “hiding” i mean they’re just in the pantry cabinet instead of out in the snack basket

oh there’s photo evidence of the shooter being a zionist and wearing an IDF sweatshirt? ahahahahahahaha

there’s literally nothing american journalists can do to make people hate them more than bitch and moan about almost being victims of gun violence and political violence after covering these topics for decades with “objectivity” when it was happening to people they didn’t know personally

FATALITY

if he's not dead, then put the basketball game back on

i heard that trump’s health monitoring bracelet indicated he was going to stroke out on live tv so the secret service staged a shooting to get him out of there before anyone could see

watchkng playoff games in the arab dad watching al jazeera pose

learning that “going to Italy” used to be code for “doing gay shit”

stayed up w a migraine to watch the knicks lose by one point again lmao

why god why me bro i hate this team man

sitting on a heated blanket like a lizard on a hot stone

😤

Im going to become an ipad girl