staub is better than le creuset if you’re shopping for a dutch oven on a black friday sale

what’s radicalizing people’s politics is the reality behind these graphs

i am not talking politics this holiday. I am bringing a book to the function and taking it off to a quiet corner of the house when people start being annoying.

every time we talk socialist electoral strategies and goals my husband just starts talking about visiting the gun range more

lmfao yalls goat is affiliated w war criminals, common ronaldo L!!!!

sorry i cant answer the phone right now i’m busy coming up with nicknames for everyone i work with so i can talk about them with the work homie secretly

me: i’m very chill and never dramatic also me: if i dont get my morning treat i will go to war with all who stand against me

cant get to my coffee shop bc of tulsa king filming, sylvester stallone come fight me rn

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i love being mean to men in khakis and i love getting paid to do it even more

leave ungoliant, devourer of the light of the elves, and all her dark evil children alone

im sorry some stereotypes are true: i am a white woman who loves writing psychically damaging work emails

if the “war on drugs” allows the president to blow up any boat he thinks might have drugs on it what pray tell does the declared “war on poverty” allow?

me laying around the cabin while the most beautiful women in the world run around butt naked

when it’s our turn we won’t apologize for the terror

@redscary.bsky.social your swag too different. ur hummus Too creamy. they’ll Kill You

oh my god

TSA was confused by my tarot cards in my carry-on and one of the workers asked me if I could tell her when she’ll get paid 😭

most of the difference between a muffin and a cookie for breakfast is psychological, if you think about it

im not learning that venezuelan girl’s name, she is juanita guaidos to me

when the book got a little ribbon in it 🫦

who’s primary-ing jon ossoff’s laken riley act signing ass

lmfao

i love code switching into my country ass accent and having people that work with me every day just be like wtf is going on

apologizing profusely for ordering a cup of milk as an adult

my neighbors with the wrong signs in their yards and windows getting told the wrong polling location, idgaf

trump is going to bring back old fashioned bread riots

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the funny thing about pulling a few paragraphs of capital out at random to refute to real life scenario under capital is that if you actually read the books you understand marx is describing an idealized model so he can work out the underlying mechanisms, you know, scientifically

opened up this app, saw israeli prison guards were giving perfectly healthy people chemo treatment, now closing this app

some people worry about what an artificial intelligence will do to humanity once created but personally i am more worried about what we will do to ourselves trying to build it.

the white boys have taken over the coffee shop sound system playing gorillaz and muse

country w a decade of zero gdp growth spending all their time legislating which bathrooms people can use. ok then.

slut 4 a nice cheddar

im sorry this is so fucking funny he’s literally just over there tearing shit up

$250M??….somebody FOIA the cost breakdown I gotta see

you know you used to wonder why hitler invaded france but watching the trump admin in the Caribbean they probably did just get wacked out on uppers and convince themselves france was too pussy to do anything if they turned paris into berlin 2

shout out to my mediterranean food guy who yells “SECURITY” whenever you tell him you want dishes “American” spicy which is mild

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me watching football: duke you are not that girl what were you thinking

imagine having a IOU that your friend wrote you and taking that to a bank and them giving you 95% of the money your friend owes you on the promise of you give them 100% of that money when your friend pays you. Now imagine doing that with thousands of friends. That’s corporate paper.

when actual college kids were saying “free palestine” these ppl wanted to violently arrest and deport them lmfao

this win is just a trap for the falcons to lure you in for a bigger heartbreak. Dont fall for it

death of ivan illych but it’s a dem house rep that dies in a nuclear holocaust

had a dream where a sniper was taking aim at several living left wing figures and in the end pulled the trigger on a portrait of Lenin

we used to call soldiers captured by an opposing army “prisoners of war”

why are we as a society still pretending that moisturizers can reduce or prevent wrinkles. potion mindset.

The less you are, the more you have; the less you express your own life, the greater is your alienated life-the greater is the store of your estranged being. - Marx

corporations will be named “Normal Machines Company, LLC” and then you look them up and they make a special kind of bomb called the Baby Ripper

sex is great but have you ever had someone who’s outfit you are admiring come up to you and tell you they like your outfit