coming home from having a bad day at work and turning on my stories (compilation footage of israel being bombed)

turn dubai into atlantis

in case yall forgot how serious i am about potatoes

thinking about this again after seeing some gorgeous potatoes

lyshenko i understand you more with every day that passes

barbi of the lrb classifieds , you deserve the wod

on the train during a kinetic situation (white homeless man threatening to deploy the n word on a group of unruly black teens)

you are a world historic coward

I cannot fucking stand you people like biden and harris did not oversee and fund a genocide and refuse to lift sanctions on iran. What the fuck do you even believe in.

more nyt columnists calling people anti semitic, wake me up when a drone hits their office

i hate this stupid cracker country

one clown critiquing another clown but the most clownish of all is me reading the article

holding an uncrustable between my thighs so it defrosts faster

they’ll just put any old body out on the court during halftime

my husband running into the room because he thinks the war in iran started and it’s just me reacting to a basketball game

NEW MITSKI ALBUM DROPPED ITS TIME TO YODEL SADLY

knicks playing tonight thats my state of the union

still remember the "it's too early/hyperbolic/irresponsible to compare these guys to Nazi Germany" Reasonable Posters - whom, I imagine, are waiting for the renovations to be completed before they update their priors

fiction bf, nonfiction gf

one of the best parts of this book is her description of the origins of western medicine in the desecration of corpses and the proliferation of the self-conception of the body as machine, the creation of the “body and mind” dichotomy, and the alienation of the body from the self

oh so the men are this app are MEDICALLY stupid got it

telling more and more people about my forthcoming book, The Psychology of White Women’s Hair

physicists and mathematicians discovered 60 years ago that physics is not necessarily repeatable or even consistently observable and yet political scientists have spent the intervening years assuring themselves that all the nuances of political thought can be quantified in a survey. lol. lmao even.

indoctrinating my husband into being a basketball watcher by sending him clips of players and saying “this is how you would play”

she got me there 🥲

my neighbor keeps playing music late at night i presume to cover sex noises and i would really just rather hear your back getting blown out than low thudding bass reverberating through concrete

mitchell robinson to me you are perfect

the wizards are building the worst team of all time, i can only stand by and watch in awe

when i put on jo dee messina’s 1998 album “i’m alright” i am getting ready to beat your ass

imagine ur homie coming up to you in the wild and he’s the first bear to have a necklace on, like dave my man u got that shit on!! Give my man a hat next he needs a baseball cap

i am not arguing with anyone about anti semitism any more. If hating israel and wanting the idf to get turned into bloody confetti is antisemitism well thats what i am, fuck you

that syringe was definitely full of piss, they should have let ilhan get her licks in

when it’s our turn we won’t apologize for the terror

i am not posting online at this time for legal reasons

“poet core” is just women with long hair wearing baggy menswear with no shoes on if you want to nail this new trend

“Nonviolence, nonviolence, nonviolence…what Dr. King taught us was not nonviolence. It was to face the enemy without fear.” Kwame Ture

The app that censors plates sold in normal stores sold in the 80s wants to brag about not producing child porn. Ok!!!!!!!

me and my husband are having a silent fashion war over this one black belt bc i keep waking up wanting to wear it and it’s gone bc he’s already wearing it

i love when libertarians actually really believe in the free market, it is like seeing someone who believes in the tooth fairy to me. like you really think this shit is real.

I want to write but only foam comes out

if the novel’s main character is a writer i’m probably not reading it

finally turned my supervisor into a maoist hell yeah

me & the homies on the council of aloof wives have found maybe 4 men worth a shit between the all of us. & one of them is dead. the ranks of men r rife with evildoers, cowards, and fools

jerome powell welcome to the resistance

black monday????

people nodding along sagely as i say “sharing a soup is positively dickensian” like wtf am i even talking about

if you say something with enough confidence people will just agree with you like it’s normal most of the time

i thought being upset about being in your 30s was something that only happened in movies

going as aloof wife to dinner tonight