Max Harmony
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That's a terrible excuse for failing to disclose a breach for four months. But it's been another seven months, so why am I just finding out now?
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Sean T. Collins
4 days ago
I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
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people love to be like ‘blue states good! red states bad!’ but it is a fact that both new york senators voted in favor of this so 🤷♀️
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Jessica Price
4 days ago
The thing that’s so frustrating about the idea that em dash and triplet use are signs of AI writing is that AI uses them badly, but being able to tell the difference requires writing and writing skills, the exact thing that AI has led companies to eliminate.
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Merriam-Webster
5 days ago
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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Sheryl Weikal, still saying Free Palestine
6 days ago
If you're saying that Israel as a Jewish ethnostate is the only way to protect Jews like me, what I hear you saying is "it's too hard to not kill Jews in our own countries so we're not going to try."
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Jacob T. Levy
9 days ago
This is quite a thing from the people who brought you a copyright extension act that strains the rule against perpetuities. Actual human artists can't tell stories with your characters for decades to come, but Sam Altman's toy can put them into porn, no problem.
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New USCSB video just dropped! CAWWWW!
11 days ago
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No true bill
13 days ago
This isn’t a difference of opinion. Ilan Wurman and Randy Barnett are straightforward liars.
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strange women lying in ponds distributing swords honestly sounds like a pretty good basis for a system of government these days
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Kat Abughazaleh
15 days ago
I’ll be streaming with famed American Girl Shoe Doll Designer Brennan Lee Mulligan!! Make sure to tune in Monday, Dec 8 at 6:30 PM CT on Twitch or YouTube! Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
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Someone tell me it's a bad idea to write my own CMS.
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Pookleblinky
over 1 year ago
Think about how if you ask normal people what makes them mad, they respond with verbs. People doing things. Getting cut off in traffic, dropping their pizza, people who fart in public, etc. When you ask Republicans they always respond with nouns: women. Immigrants. Pronouns. Teachers.
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@cardsagainsthumanity.com
For the 99% off sale, the question was to select all cubes more massive than a 2.5" cube of tungsten. I selected all the cubes, but it still said I was wrong.
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lauren
23 days ago
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
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Look at this thumbless little baby!
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Claire Willett
27 days ago
something really fun about Trump instantly succumbing to Mamdani’s dazzling charisma is how miserable it probably made Andrew Cuomo to see those pictures 🥰
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welder millennial
30 days ago
Might be Grok’s boldest claim yet, even over saying Musk is more athletic than LeBron
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ICantSeeHelp🆖
about 1 month ago
Emo nerd Skateboard epic fail
#emo
#scene
#art
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What is the least subtle way to ask someone if they're gay?
about 1 month ago
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❄️mari-lwyd odent❄️
about 1 month ago
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke history is a fucking joke lmao
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Some highlights from my Fallen London character's profile: -Completed railroad -Five-card lodgings -Tier-3 profession -Vial of Masters' Blood -Paramount Presence of the Ancient Regime -Neathoscope -Completed ambition -Iremi destiny -"Another new face in Fallen London! How intriguing"
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Kylie Cheung
about 1 month ago
my new mayor getting sexual predators off the streets on day 1 i KNOW thats right
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Dave Portnoy threatens to pull Barstool from NYC over ‘Communist’ Zohran Mamdani’s win: ‘Hate the guy’
Portnoy made the comments during a livestream on YouTube last week as it became clear that Mamdani would win the mayoral race.
https://nypost.com/2025/11/06/media/dave-portnoy-threatens-to-pull-barstool-from-nyc-over-zohran-mamdanis-win/?utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=nypost&utm_medium=social
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Matthew Cortland (they)
about 1 month ago
I talk to the press professionally, I'm really, really, really good at it. So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
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Aysha
about 2 months ago
“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
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I'm considering dropping support for TLS 1.2. Is there any reason not to?
about 1 month ago
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Alex
about 2 months ago
BLUESKY ELDER ELECTED NYC MAYOR
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈
about 2 months ago
The year is 2005: you get your eggs from a clean & brightly lit store, it is cheap you get your weed from a guy you only know as "Sandal" The year is 2025: you get your weed from a clean & brightly lit store, it is cheap you get your eggs from a guy you only know as "Sandal"
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Louisa
about 2 months ago
The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?
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A statement from Dick Cheney: "AHHHH! I'm burning! I'm burning in hell!"
about 2 months ago
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kate bush’s husband
about 2 months ago
Dick is gone, Bush remains.
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Lakota Lander
about 2 months ago
Unpaid government workers are being fed by World Central Kitchen…let that sink in just how dire things are.
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Coach Finstock
about 2 months ago
They're calling him the most French man in history
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NerdyKeppie
about 2 months ago
Every year, all of the safety tips we see are aimed at trick-or-treaters behaving more safely around cars, and none of them seem to focus on how drivers should behave. What if we changed that messaging just a little?
#halloween
#halloween🎃
#halloweenparty
#halloween2025
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Sam Reich
about 2 months ago
this was filmed april 4th 2025
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melissa
about 2 months ago
good afternoon
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about 2 months ago
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Why are "decriminalisation" and "legalisation" used so differently in the contexts of drugs and sex work?
about 2 months ago
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Andy Carvin
about 2 months ago
You know things are utterly FUBAR in the US when
@bellingcat.com
is doing satellite imagery analysis of the White House.
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Brady! 🏳️⚧️
about 2 months ago
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence” when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
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CONCEPT: Chappell Roan covers Against Me
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The newspost says ducks, but I don't see any ducks. Where are the ducks?
2 months ago
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But how could such a well-engineered platform crash?
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alice
2 months ago
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
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OK is Ethel Cain way more popular than I thought? Tickets are 100$. That's what I used to spend on an entire year of tickets and merch.
2 months ago
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Oh, cool, my NAS won't connect to my network.
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If the essence of self is found in the brain, wouldn't it be more accurate to say that the cause of death is decorpitation, not decapitation?
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