Bardem’s a monsterfucker and I love him even more for it

By the way, Cohen Wiley, the baby killed by police in Mississippi responding to a shoplifting call? It would have been just as wrong if his mother was shoplifting, but the family firmly claims she wasn't. So even their reason for shooting was fake. www.commondreams.org/news/kohen-w...

Brother captured this happening 4 am outside his house and I’ve been in literal tears yall. Not the Soulja boy 🤣😭

s/o to all the people who’ve been through abuse and are struggling to navigate the minefield of human interaction. You are seen and loved 🫶🏼

lot of nihilists in the replies. like obviously this doesn't mean they're giving up on mass deportation and the situation remains dire. but because people threw sand in the gears it no doubt slowed down the administration's plans and that is something deserving of recognition.

holy shit????? ICE is getting rid of seven of the 11 would-be concentration camp warehouses they purchased and sec. mullin indicates new mass detention centers are not priority. huge!

there are still many, many reasons to be skeptical and worried because ICE is fucking evil and could pivot, but this is a MAJOR defeat for trump. even the reddest of red areas were like fuck no we don't want a concentration camp in our town. it became politically untenable bc people fought back.

4 Seasons Total Poolscaping

I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...

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Reuters: "The number of Palestinians killed by Israeli fire in Gaza has reached more than 1,000 since a U.S.-brokered ceasefire." My friend Tasneem is raising funds to get her family to safety. They need to cover the exorbitant travel coordination fees. Please give to Tasneem and to others.

I would rather have an inefficient space program than a trillonaire nazi

love it

Moin ☕🍀🍀☕

They're literally called Greenwater Services

The Clintons have always been pro-fascist, they were just better at hiding it than Republicans. They moved the Democrats to the right so that there would be no resistance to their fascist dreams.

The whole last decade has been building to this exact op-ed by this exact person.

We have something extremely fucking cool to show you on July 2nd. Carve out your Thursday nights for the summer to watch the new InfoWars along with us. Remember: There's a war on for your mind.

Most importantly, we want to thank the Sandy Hook families for sticking with us through this nightmare. Alex's empire has been decimated, and he's receiving a fraction of the viewership he used to receive without the InfoWars (admittedly cool) name.

We've sold a LOT of rainbow InfoWars merch (with more to come!) over the last month, since we reached a deal to take over InfoWars with the estate's court appointed receiver. We're giving 100% of proceeds so far to the families via whatever mechanism the court allows.

Alex Jones has attempted to pervert the justice system and render his assets valueless so he can recoup them basically for free, part of a long legal strategy to never pay these families. With the permission of the Sandy Hook families, we're just not waiting around anymore to get this moving.

The new InfoWars will livestream every Thursday at 8 p.m. this summer across any platform you watch video. The first episode will include Emergency Broadcast! with Tim Heidecker, the Jim Haggerty Show, and a bunch of surprises and very special guests every week. We've got grand designs.

It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.

VHS felt like home. DVDs were innovative. Streaming is just greed, licensing/lack of ownership, and isolation disguised as convenience.

If they brought back vhs and shit? I’m not saying Netflix and Hulu would never see me again, but I’d be a deadbeat subscriber/user.

Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint

Also if you have the means for diapers, formula and menstrual products to buy a container or two when you hit up big box retailer to drop off at mutual aid you should.

Also just to be clear: I'm not taking the shoplifting allegations at face value. What I am saying is even if they WERE shoplifting, Mississippi as a state has chosen to create conditions that ensure you don't have enough money for basic shit like diapers, so your best option is petty theft.

"if you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners to be corrupted from their infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded from this, but that you first make thieves and then punish them"

Also circling back: Mississippi's Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program sucks. Once again I'm channeling ever after,

I'm not saying the above is ok, I'm saying the opposite. How much we've normalized the state sanctioned murder of children.

Cops kill kids all of the time.

And I'd add that the punishment for theft should not be your summary execution, or that of a bystanding toddler.

evergreen reminder that if you see anyone grabbing diapers or formula, no you didn't

Just a friendly reminder. If the US had taken only a small fraction of the money and military equipment it has squandered fighting and losing to Iran, and instead helped Ukraine, the Middle East would be more stable and Russia would be facing defeat.

So I drank the algae from the Reflecting Pool and now I can hear the color strawberry

My favorite thing about animation is the way color design / color palettes (lighting) can make a scene more interesting. I feel like most people miss what they do and the effect color palettes have on base colors!

Trump has an almost flawless instinct for knowing what big things around him he can fuck up in a very short period of time and then he does it

the year is 2030 and you need a face scan, retinal scan, voice scan and to answer 20 questions about your family, health and employment history every time you use the computer. but don’t worry your personal data is safe with Butterfingers Corp in partnership with The Dark Web

Had a legit road rage outburst at this fucker who laid on his horn behind me when I stopped for a passing ambulance and firetruck. I rolled down my window and screamed at him. I hate that shit! Stop for the fucking ambulance!

Teacher with school tour group outside the Supreme Court: ok everybody! Who can tell me what the Supreme Court does? 16yo, under his breath: fuck things up

I’ve had this song playing in my head all morning. It’s really fun to sing. #wonderfalls #neverforgivefox

AI art supporters simply do not (or refuse to) understand the human condition

pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane

How Peter Thiel continues to make the power elite dumber: My latest for @thenation.com www.thenation.com/article/soci...

i don’t know how you can come to the belief “there is nothing exceptional about what happened with epstein” unless you do not actually know what happened and just think people are being hysterical when they talk about it?

So Ridley Scott's Treasure Island remake already has a product placement built in. I see how this works...

@sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social being right again

we asked for better 401k matching, better parental leave, and that our publisher not be a complete idiot. That's it! That's what scared this little boy into pooping in the sandbox.