Up late watching the first innings of the 2026 MLB season, Yankees (Boo) vs Giants (Yay)

I made a papercraft just for this

The Jetsons lied to us

Well as long as there aren’t many young characters in Harry Potter then they should be fine.

Drop a movie or show that traumatised you as a kid.

I wonder if Apple Music connected to the weather app? 🤔☔️

Me, a Bolton fan:

still doing Cartoon Music for @b3ta.com

Isaac Newton discovering Pink Floyd (1660)

what can I say except 'no thank you'

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Your reminder that John Cena holds the record for granting the most wishes for the Make-a-Wish Foundation by a considerable margin.

What do they mean “1st major trophy”? He won the 2023 EFL Trophy with Bolton Wanderers!

Sabbath vs Maiden #avlwhu

I assume he meant to say “debased” not “based”.

“JD, this time next year we will be trillionaires!”

Fair play to you-know-who for giving everyone permission to mock him when he dies. Nobody can seriously scold anyone about it after what he posted today.

Me leaving the Metaverse.

To the horror of the lifeboat's other members, Madonna loses her balance and falls on her face.

FINISH HIM

Was in the gym this morning and the nonciest Motley Crue song shuffled onto my phone… 😬

They finally got his cowboy ass

People say “eat the rich” but one of these would definitely make a good omelette.

The Simpsons gave us multiple “beware of the obvious grifter” episodes that not nearly enough people paid attention to

Heart rate is kinda high after Wigan vs York ngl 🏉

I don’t think we have to worry about AI any time soon.

Penny Arcade 🎶 ROLL UP AND SPEND YOUR LAST DIME 🎶 😩🔫

Oops, he did it again.

Sick of this bellend polluting my FB feed. Bye, bitch.

Paedogeddon latest:

Y’know when a celebrity dies and your first thought is “I thought they died ages ago??” Well that but for whatever Meta is. Was.

“Relax, Jerry! … I’m sure he didn’t know you were an elephant when he told that last joke!”

☘️ Shamrock for my real friends 🪨 Real rock for my sham friends

Or whatever the f*** this was during Brazil 2014…

I hope the Academy gave Michael B Jordan two Oscars for Sinners.

Kemi Badenoch doesn’t chase polls in the same way I wouldn’t chase Eliud Kipchoge.

Happy Mothra’s Day to all who celebrate #art #Kaiju

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy But here's my labyrinth I stole your baby

This is no less embarrassing than if he’d had an actual wrestling action figure of himself and filmed himself playing with it, beating a Twinkie in a toy ring.

Inaugural FIFA Peace Prize recipient latest:

Incredible Tom & Jerry scenes here.

Electronic Arts would rather kids didn’t play their game than not have in-game gambling.