#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/26/2 “Now we’ll see if that dog can get in here!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/26/1 The plankton lobby

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/26/0 “And then, WHAM! This thing just came right out of left field.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/25/4 “The problem, as I see it, is that you both are extremely adept at pushing each other’s buttons.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/25/3 “Put it back in the rock, Barbara—you couldn’t even slice a tomato with that old thing.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/25/2 “Think about it, Murray. … If we could get this baby runnin’, we could run over hikers, pick up females, chase down mule deer—man, we’d be the grizzlies from hell.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/25/1 “Ohhhhhhh. … Look at that, Schuster. … Dogs are so cute when they try to comprehend quantum mechanics.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/25/0 “For the love of— … Somethin’s been messin’ with these chickens!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/24/4 “Hold on there! I think you misunderstood—I’m Al Tilley … the bum.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/24/3 Airplane mimicry

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/24/2 “Wait a minute, friends … Frank Stevens in marketing—you all know Frank—has just handed me a note …”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/24/1 Beware the elephant in tall grass.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/24/0 “So then this little sailor dude whips out this can of spinach, this crazy music starts playin’, and … well, just look at this place.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/23/4 Llamas at home

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/23/3 The operation was a success: Later, the duck, with his new human brain, went on to become the leader of a great flock. Irwin, however, was ostracized by his friends and family and eventually just ambled south.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/23/2 Inside tours of Acme Fake Vomit, Inc.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/23/1 Laura runs to greet her pa in this scene from Big Nose on the Prairie.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/23/0 DIDN'T WASH HANDS

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/22/1 Scene from The Crying Game II: The Rural Version

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/22/0 “Oh, good heavens, no, Gladys—not for me. … I ate my young just an hour ago.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/21/1

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/21/0 More tension on the Lewis and Clark expedition

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/20/4 A tragedy occurs off the coast of a land called Honah-Lee.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/20/3 “Give me a hand here, Etta … I got into a nest of wiener dogs over on Fifth and Maple.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/20/2 To the horror of the lifeboat's other members, Madonna loses her balance and falls on her face.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/20/1 Until his medical license was suspended, cosmetic surgeon Dr. Irwin Blumenfeld left many of his patients with the tragic side effect known as “buffalo nose.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/20/0 Tales of the Known

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/19/4 “Hey, Bob! So how’s death been treating you?”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/19/3 “Whoa! Listen to that, Marge! ... I said that kid was playing a mean sax!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/19/2 Expatriates, they migrated in the 1920s to Paris’s Left Bank, gathering in their favorite haunts and discussing the meaning of cream pies and big shoes. They were, in fact, the original Boclownians.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/19/1 “Oh, wow! How could you even think that, Wendy? Of course it’s your mind I’m attracted to!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/19/0 “We've done it! They've linked up! … Man, Feldman must be freaking out—he even hates spiders.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/18/4 “Say ... now I’m starting to feel kinda warm!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/18/3 In a barbarian faux pas that quickly cost him his life, Garth is caught drinking his gruel with pinky fingers extended.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/18/2 “Blast! … You raise a dog from a pup, and suddenly one day he turns out to be a chicken killer!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/18/1 “Hey, who’s that? … Oh—Mitch, the janitor. Well, our first test run has just gotten a little more interesting.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/18/0 Inconvenience stores

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/17/4 Primitive spelling bees

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/17/3 “Relax, Jerry! … I’m sure he didn’t know you were an elephant when he told that last joke!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/17/2 Street physicians

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/17/1 Construction birds at lunch

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/17/0 “Is it still there?”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/16/4 “Oh, brother! … Not hamsters again!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/16/3 Testing whether or not animals “kiss.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/16/2 “Listen—I bought these here yesterday, and the dang things won’t stop squeaking!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/16/1 WHISTLER'S DOG

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/16/0 “Well, I’m not sure. … I guess it’s been washed.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/15/1 “Yes. Will you accept a collect call from a Mr. Aaaaaaaaaa?”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/15/0 “Bob! There’s a fly on your lip! … There he goes. … He’s back! He’s back!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/14/1 And so it went, night after night, year after year. In fact, the Hansens had been in a living hell ever since that fateful day the neighbor’s “For Sale” sign had come down and a family of howler monkeys had moved in.