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Canadians you are not prepared for the temperature he tells you he is experiencing here.

Not forgetting option 4 - Trump has completely misunderstood what Rutte offered

If you had told me a year ago that Mark Carney would get Scott Moe to say these exact words I’d have asked you what drugs you were taking and if I needed to call you a doctor.

If your neighbour sets their house on fire for 4 years & then puts the fire out for 4 years & then sets their house on fire again for 4 more years, you probably shouldn't be making long term plans that rely on your neighbour's house not being on fire, even if they manage to put out the fire again.

If Carney is looking for a good reason to not join the Board of Peace other than the fact that it's a ludicrous idea and that doing things to please Trump never actually gains anyone anything even in the short term and also why should we degrade ourselves in such a way, here it is:

Gift link - we all need to read this. Shoot this Resistance into my veins! After 48 hours of torture, Dr. Christie wrote a forced confession — “the best thing I ever wrote,” he later told the BBC www.nytimes.com/2026/01/14/w...

since laws are whatever we decide they will be, don’t tell me that we cannot find ways to establish and document all the claims and entitlements of legal kinship without putting genealogical strangers’ names on my “certificate of live birth.”

everybody always tells me “we need adoption, duh.” No one ever tells me why we need *irrevocable* severance and identity change.

This is the kind of cringe I want from my politicians tbh.

Please don't forget that this is also going to be rabid fodder for the Conservatives because the Liberal proposed Bill C-16 includes criminalizing non-consensual deep fake porn YET the government won't ban the goddamn factory churning them out.

hey europe guess what website the trump regime will spin its greenland war propaganda on. it's the csam one! the one ran by the nazi that everyone hates! ban it. today! forever!

Want a lesson in what spinelessness looks like? Look to Canada. We’ve got a government pretending “Canada strong” while allowing a foreign-enemy-run child-sexual-abuse-material-as-a-service bot to continue running in Canada, all whilst abolishing taxes to appease enemy (U.S.) megacorporations.

“The murdering will continue until you stop calling us murderers.”

this is how every outlet should refer to X

Hello, IT? Yes, it's Premair. Is there anyway to delete all the GIGA-data things off my Blackberry all at once?

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One of my favourite online Christmas traditions.

Wordplay headlines are my fave 🍳

That's honestly further than I would have expected 🐢

I need the answer and the methodology!

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A Christmas tradition! One of the best

Didn’t have this on my bingo card, but yay!

Not sure those unfamiliar with the geography of Eastern Ontario appreciate how absurd it is Via forced passengers to sleep overnight at the station in Brockville Brockville is only an hour and a half drive from Ottawa. Via couldn’t get buses to shuttle them back? How is there no contingency plan?

Anyone working for the Ontario government has been mandated back to the office five days a week. The 11,000 people who asked for exceptions were told to fuck right off. Meanwhile...

If you need to understand what's happening, this farce is a perfect place to begin. A broken, unhappy man is being given a fake award he doesn't deserve by a corrupt group looking to bribe him and earn favors. It's meaningless, everything he wants, and it won't matter to him within an hour.

Something to look forward to!

She's going to have to cross the floor again

Love this for her

Danielle Smith: "I hope people today feel a lot more confident that Canada works than they did a couple of days ago." UCP convention crowd: LOUD BOOS

Lol took less than 90 minutes for the Quebec government to find an applicable exception to save this catholic chapel at a university #catholaïcité

Former CEO of his dad's company has job search tips for the general public.

Just wanna say that this has been said to me multiple times in my life, by people who “mean well”. From this adoptee: STOP IT. STOP ASKING THAT QUESTION.

ChatGPT’s signature writing style is everywhere now, and I hate it. It reminds me of when we tried mixing all the beverages at the soda fountain in middle school. We didn’t actually create the perfect drink, we just made a cloying monstrosity that lost everything good about its constituent parts.

refusing to debate someone, online or irl, about a topic of such moral urgency to you that you cannot perform emotional dissociation and treat it like an intellectual puzzle, is not being “closed-minded,” it just might be saving your psyche and your health for more constructive pursuits.

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

montreal, truly the marriage of france (we will build a large, efficient metro system with rubber tires and automated trains) and north america (you will be required to understand local government divisions of responsibility to ride it)

the biggest section of the REM (and imo the most important phase) opened today, basically extending a highway-median suburban branch into a full-fledged 50 km north-south metro across the montreal region montreal now has a 119-kilometre metro system with 87 stations, by far the largest in canada!

lmao

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

A woman's work is never done

Note to self: put together a thread of things the New York Times says that Canadians are saying that Canadians are definitely not saying.

Sentences like this are why we read John: “Imagining that Canada’s actions are anything other than a secondary input into the pudding that sits between the ears of the president is something closer to vanity than analysis.” Parfait