this is how every outlet should refer to X

Hello, IT? Yes, it's Premair. Is there anyway to delete all the GIGA-data things off my Blackberry all at once?

Cast your vote ⬇️ Imo, word play headlines are the best headlines! 🚔🍳

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I’m entering The Teenager as potential winner of #Duvetknowitschristmas He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

So, I just discovered #duvetknowitschristmas and I think my situation qualifies

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One of my favourite online Christmas traditions.

Wordplay headlines are my fave 🍳

That's honestly further than I would have expected 🐢

I need the answer and the methodology!

The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees 🧵

A Christmas tradition! One of the best

Didn’t have this on my bingo card, but yay!

Not sure those unfamiliar with the geography of Eastern Ontario appreciate how absurd it is Via forced passengers to sleep overnight at the station in Brockville Brockville is only an hour and a half drive from Ottawa. Via couldn’t get buses to shuttle them back? How is there no contingency plan?

Anyone working for the Ontario government has been mandated back to the office five days a week. The 11,000 people who asked for exceptions were told to fuck right off. Meanwhile...

If you need to understand what's happening, this farce is a perfect place to begin. A broken, unhappy man is being given a fake award he doesn't deserve by a corrupt group looking to bribe him and earn favors. It's meaningless, everything he wants, and it won't matter to him within an hour.

Something to look forward to!

She's going to have to cross the floor again

Love this for her

Danielle Smith: "I hope people today feel a lot more confident that Canada works than they did a couple of days ago." UCP convention crowd: LOUD BOOS

Lol took less than 90 minutes for the Quebec government to find an applicable exception to save this catholic chapel at a university #catholaïcité

Former CEO of his dad's company has job search tips for the general public.

Just wanna say that this has been said to me multiple times in my life, by people who “mean well”. From this adoptee: STOP IT. STOP ASKING THAT QUESTION.

ChatGPT’s signature writing style is everywhere now, and I hate it. It reminds me of when we tried mixing all the beverages at the soda fountain in middle school. We didn’t actually create the perfect drink, we just made a cloying monstrosity that lost everything good about its constituent parts.

refusing to debate someone, online or irl, about a topic of such moral urgency to you that you cannot perform emotional dissociation and treat it like an intellectual puzzle, is not being “closed-minded,” it just might be saving your psyche and your health for more constructive pursuits.

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

montreal, truly the marriage of france (we will build a large, efficient metro system with rubber tires and automated trains) and north america (you will be required to understand local government divisions of responsibility to ride it)

the biggest section of the REM (and imo the most important phase) opened today, basically extending a highway-median suburban branch into a full-fledged 50 km north-south metro across the montreal region montreal now has a 119-kilometre metro system with 87 stations, by far the largest in canada!

lmao

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

A woman's work is never done

Note to self: put together a thread of things the New York Times says that Canadians are saying that Canadians are definitely not saying.

Where can we find updated/live council voting records? Trying to navigate to specific results in the city of Ottawa's agendas and minutes web portal is an exercise in frustration 😵‍💫

We can presume this is part of what Dr Oz meant today when he said "under-babied" -- there aren't enough babies being relinquished for adoption, so limited supply vs high demand means the big expenses of adoption are in the way of families getting all the children they want 🥚

It was said explicitly in the US supreme court Dobbs ruling (by which Roe v Wade was overturned), there's not enough "domestic supply of infants" – so, restrict abortion access to force more births. They've gotta increase baby supply to reduce baby price, aka adoption! 🥚

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Gift Link// Whether the US's ongoing act of political suicide evolves as a murder-suicide is of more than passing interest to the US’s northern domestic partner. Canada is extremely -- uniquely -- vulnerable. I spoke to executives, defense analysts, others. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/feat...

Well, there's a jarring sequence of words to read. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/feat...

To be clear, there is never a time when condemning political violence is wrong. But Democrats need to choose their words today, under these circumstances, very carefully. In the clip below, Pritzker does just that: He condemns the shooting, he offers condolences, then he says this.

Acts of political violence aren’t acceptable. Non-political school shootings aren’t acceptable. Sacking the legislature isn’t acceptable. Military occupation of peaceful American cities isn’t acceptable. Abductions conducted in courthouse hallways by masked agents of the state aren’t acceptable.

The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...

At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event

pretty much every small business i follow on insta have said in the last couple of days that they will no longer ship to america. so this should be interesting

The fascism is here. "What would you do if fascism came to America?" You're doing it.

Wisdom from 1839

I’ve long argued that in its hour of crisis, European NATO should look to its easternmost members for the leadership that’s been so lacking from its former military heavyweights. But it could look West as well, because it still has one friend across the Atlantic.

"No more elections, that's good" A true and real quote from The President of the United States, Donald Trump.

TIMELINE: ok i hear what you're saying. but what if things got dumber