I was on vacation and couldn’t watch it for 4 days. I wasn’t in the fandom yet but still had to stay off twitter so I didn’t see too many spoilers (what’s this about a mermaid??). I picked up a pizza and a bottle of wine on my way home from the airport and watched it the second I walked in the door

my cousin had the family over tonight for a party whose theme was “everyone make a cake and then we will sit around in the backyard and try all the cakes” and honestly like, we should do this once a month

The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars

there's been too much fighting on here - let's rerun Trump Is Secretly Dead this weekend, that was fun last time

Become ungovernable

I don’t plan on finding a Stede but I am post-Calico Jack fuckboys so there’s that.

"CBS News editor in chief Bari Weiss" is the exact same deal as "Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth"

The same rule that applies to the Tom Holland Lip Sync Battle should apply to this clip.

Gonna need @thecure.com to write an all caps cease and desist letter to the US government

Gifted Kid just means you went to a bad school and someone there was like this kid probably deserves to be in a good school where the students have some kind of future. That’s all it is.

meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

“It was heartbreaking to watch,” said Watson. “Even if you’re not a mother, seeing kids coming out buck naked and taken from their mothers, it was horrible.”

There has not been nearly enough fat bear content on my timeline, but I wish a heartfelt congratulations to my main man Chunk. I would die for this bear.

I bet Rhys Darby can mimic the dialup noise exactly

same.

FAN FUSION! FAN FUSION! I know Nathan and his sensitive constitution won’t come to the desert, but Vico did and they had a blast! And there was great turnout for their panel! Let’s gooooo!

Dude loved that manic pixie dream guy 💜🏴‍☠️

called out and attacked

Me at 13 at my great grandmother’s birthday party I can’t keep up the black hair anymore but my outfit is basically the same at 41

do i have to say it

Music added. Hosted on YouTube as BSky video uploads always fail for me. youtu.be/2x5-JtDhTns

Californians: do it

Izzy coded snips

My hometown housing market, ladies and gentlemen

When your name is also a declarative sentence.

Calling in sick on a stormy day was a good call, way to go me

Assata Shakur joins the ancestors a free woman. She did not die bound by the carceral system and she did not pass away living in a land that never respected or accepted her. Assata taught us that liberation can not be bargained for, it must be taken. Rest Free, Assata.

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

Cuomo could never.

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

My defective moral character is that I grew up poor and dodging bill collectors. Before caller id people had to identify themselves on the answering machine before we would pick up the phone.

Tonight I learned the phrase “glory hole meet-cute” and I gotta say, that sounds pretty damn cute and might be what finally gets me to read fic.

I forgot about this interview. Team Coco for life, baby.

Here we were, worrying all these people would disappear in the rapture, and instead millions of bisexuals suddenly appeared.

The Rapture this The Rapture that, maybe y’all should get enraptured in a book (not that one a different one)

Join my

I admire everyone who canceled the NY Times but there are other kinds of activism too (doing ANTIFA as my first word on days when it’s in Spelling Bee)

The reaction Disney fans are having makes think maybe the Harry Potter fans are just bigots who don’t care after all.

I’m sure no one on my timeline knows what I’m talking about or cares but man, XTC’s Black Sea and Squeeze’s Argybargy coming out in the same year was truly a banner year for pop music. Two completely perfect albums.

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

What movie do you consider perfect?

Anyway, here’s your form of consent, Bluesky.

Checking out hotels in San Diego and one of them has a photo of Community playing in the shared living room. SOLD!

This reminds me of the time we got pulled over and my dad was wearing a Millions of Dead Cops pin and the cop was……. not a fan of SF hardcore, apparently

Ed: People just don't bury treasure. It's just not done Alamein:

This is a preview of how we’ll die mid-surgery

Jimmy Fallon as the last late-night host standing is truly the kind of dire shit you hope the graphic novel memoirs don't leave out in 30 years

I can’t believe they’re gonna make me defend the guy who made the misogynistic Man Show