fresh spones erotic comedy for my fellow freaks... archiveofourown.org/works/71232466 [AOS, 9K, explicit]

Michelle Yeoh as Captain Philippa Georgiou and Sonequa Martin-Green as Commander Michael Burnham in "The Vulcan Hello", STAR TREK: DISCOVERY (2017)

a costco hot dog would fix me rn

Hiroo Isono

Last day to sign up for my art blog before the next issue's out! This one's about 70s-era prehistoric animal illustrations. 70s-sci-fi-art.ghost.io Here's the sneak peek: Some sea creatures by Axel Ebel.

Honeywell Controls River West, Chicago

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

The entire point of writing is discovery. You don’t know what you don’t know. And if you approach it from a point of view of efficiency and optimization (to no end) you never will.

upsetting my Italian friends by pronouncing ‘linguine’ like Ginuwine

me: weed doesn’t make me paranoid me, just now: I have a weird pimple behind my ear and one of my piercings was bleeding earlier, what if my ear is detaching

at work the other day someone emailed with a whole laundry list of reasons why she can’t use hormonal contraceptives or an IUD and wanted to know who to talk to about ‘natural’ forms of birth control and I actually pushed my chair back from my desk. why have straight women forgotten condoms exist

I’m just saying nothing beats luxurious velour when you’re space adventuring ✨

there's always a John Waters quote, it seems

in the car with my brother and a Tom Waits song just came on and he said “this feels like a toad just came out of a bog to sing this at me”

one with his city #batman #dc

This ad lowkey ships k/s

Michelle Yeoh as Captain Philippa Georgiou in "The Vulcan Hello", STAR TREK: DISCOVERY (2017)

all week I have been cackling to myself writing this ridiculous spones porn and now… now it’s almost done…

Post a non religious picture you think of as holy

Such beautiful Spocks by S. Young (1987) ☄️🪐 #startrek

Sofia Boutella as Jaylah in STAR TREK BEYOND (2016)

Chris Pine as Captain James T. Kirk in STAR TREK BEYOND (2016)

here's this week's newsletter, if you're interested: I had a recipe fail spectacularly which is always fun to write about! open.substack.com/pub/gunstree...

everybody always wants to send me to the hospital just cause i figured out a really fast way to get down the stairs

hell yeah time to watch this fab episode where beautiful Diana Muldaur is jealous of Spock slutting it up mind style with her Medusan bf

I know literally everything is incredibly bleak right now, but for some reason it's this that is going to make me become the fucking joker

Timeline cleanse: STAR TREK BEYOND (2016) Visual effects by Double Negative (DNEG) VFX Supervised by Peter Chiang

Steve R Dodd ‘Exo-Planet 2’ (2024) (acrylics on canvas board)

We're so close to the last chapter of @gunstreet.bsky.social's When Harry Met Sally AOS Spirk AU! Chapter 8 is up! These three are the latest illustrations I have done. Please, give this gem a read!!! archiveofourown.org/works/647421... #Spirk #AOS #StarTrekFanart

Jeff had his last day at his job of 10+ years on Sunday. yesterday he went to an interview, and today they called to offer him a job. literally unemployed for a grand total of two days lmao, I wonder how it feels to be god's favourite

Zachary Quinto as Spock and Karl Urban as McCoy in STAR TREK BEYOND (2016)

we will have an update for you soon but in the meantime perhaps you'd like to listen to the playlist for this story? even if you aren't reading consider checking it out because it's a banger (she says, humbly) open.spotify.com/playlist/2Gf...

looking at a static mall directory with a map and list: normal, informative, chill using an interactive mall directory touchscreen: embarrassing, stupid, for losers

it actually feels illegal for something as evil as a Loblaws to be in the post office building

I should not have to be at work I should be at home writing horrible AOS spones porn!

New playlist 🌺YOU'VE BEEN RIPPED OFF🪻, a mid-80s alternative mixtape mostly focused on 1985 More accurately, this would be two 90 minute cassettes 🟢 Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/3tg... 🍎 Apple: music.apple.com/us/playlist/... 📺 YouTube: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

love this time of year. currently 12°C with a high of 25° when I leave work… bitch am I supposed to bring a second outfit or what

Art by • Moebius

I had to try my hand at The Redonkulous Red Tights™, at some point. It was, quite simply, inevitable. #StarTrek

I know it’s Amok Time day but I’m watching Metamorphosis cause it’s up next in my tarot rewatch and hooooly fuck this is a great ep for this card

Huge day for gay people everywhere

this is the future liberals want

dumb thing: I have been using a broken pen I'd taped back together because I really liked the way it wrote, and I had a bunch of extra ink cartridges for it, and the other day I finally just bought a 3-pack of the exact same pen and threw the busted one out. why did I wait so long to do this.

History in the making... 🖖🏼 Happy #AmokTime Day!!!

I am astronomically flavor blasted & just watched the trouble with tribbles & it's truly the most perfect episode of television ever made

OH FUCK BABES, IT'S AMOK TIME DAY

Someone met his hero! #startrekfanart

the cool thing about being canadian is our purely vibes-based measurement and spelling choices. like 'realised' looks correct but 'agonised' doesn't so that one gets a z. idk what the fuck my height is in centimetres but if you try to give me a distance in miles I will fucking cut you

Behind the scenes on the complicated sets of #StarTrek DS9's "Trials and Tribble-ations."