Defeated Chronos. Productive Sunday.

Thinkin’ bout getting a little Clefairy tattoo. Lamb needs a friend.

This show was so stupid (complimentary) last year, if you can watch it you really should ew.com/finding-mr-c...

Actually Romantic is Regina George calling Janice a lesbian and not inviting her to her pool party.

An unfortunate place for your text to go dot dot dot

Glocktober

This hockey player they got to support Lisa on WWHL… jail for both of them.

Sometimes you just gotta stand on the couch and stare out the window until some guy comes and takes your picture

I feel good about my placement here www.idrlabs.com/hot-crazy-sc...

Hey. I think you’re really cool. I like you a lot. Maybe we should… hang out or something🎵

Decided to stop using tylonol. Instead I am going to do what my ancestors did and use natural alternatives: I am going to hire a cartoon cat to chase me around the house until he can corner me and bonk me in the head with a comically large wooden mallet while he giggles like a miscreant.

First dodgeball games of the season done! Took this photo before we played and I am much sweatier now - thank you vanity brain!

would prefer my Monday function to be more like this

If you liked this, I’m considering you in.

Join my

When I’m with my best friends I say “yes mawma!”

Could’ve fallen asleep getting my mani this afternoon and it would’ve been so nice.

the food wanters have logged on

I keep telling people, I’m there for the DEALS, nothing else!!!

@sentimentbot.bsky.social hello!

I love my green grape son

Karaoke videos filmed in Toronto in approximately 1990 for an ABBA song… this is in @bustystclaire.bsky.social territory, I think.

Annual “The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is the funniest show on television” post.

GornHub

I can’t get tickets to anything I want to save my life but I got a labubu and I felt a rush like no other (and at 1/10th of the price of any concert ticket so hey, you know… I made a good financial decision via Gay Math).

People were like “these Michaels Halloween decorations are tacky and bad” but I got them on a bogo sale and the disco reflection in my house from the sun every morning gives me a serotonin boost so actually, your attitude is what’s tacky.

Gay Joker be like wanna see a

The amount of people at work asking me if I’m seeing Gaga this week is homophobic; not because I’m gay and they expect me to, but because I’m gay and couldn’t get tickets and it’s a constant assault to be reminded.

Obligatory

Gay Flop Semen Hunters

Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.

sun dogs

Saturday morning as an adult: 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Gogglebox, Only Connect. Tea and toast. (No, I don’t live in the UK)

@profanity.accountant hello!

excuse me

Adding a bunch of clothes to a shopping cart and not checking out, as a little treat.

Finally

Canadian friends this takes like two minutes to sign!!! You should definitely do it!!

Sure it’s not fall but the weather has changed enough I can wear the clothes and not die outside.

It’s giving

brat summer 2 is over (but I booked off work tomorrow)

I made an invite for a holiday event tonight because those have to get out early before people make plans DO NOT fuck with me here. (Not sending it to some people yet because they WILL freak out and also, forget)

A little wine on a Sunday because it’s a long weekend.

gay powers didn’t do anything but we can keep manifesting

Listen, edging is great but we just need this to bust already.

I spent a bunch of time reading about this and watching videos of various encounters and if you need a good laugh, have at it.

not gonna spoil it. just go look lol

Friday before a long weekend… come on, end faster.

I’m curious what the percentage is of people whose social media output actually reflects their personality IRL. Feels like it’s mostly “you’re more boring” or “you’re less boring” and a rare few Goldilocks “you’re just right”.

After And Just Like That ended, I felt a void. A lack of mess. To that end, I’ve started watching The Morning Shoe and it’s delivering on all cylinders.