Today is my birthday. I’m 37. It would mean the world to me if you made a donation to Shelter Movers through my tinyurl.com/draiser2025 It would honour me.

it’s me. i’m health experts.

Three kids just came to our house dressed as Piss Ghosts. You know, where the sheets were there when they wet the bed.

wiped out on my bike yesterday and my leg is still bleeding. i think i'm fine. just need to get a good scab going.

my french tutor says I just need to believe in myself.

Can’t stop thinking about the Quebec women saying she got scammed because she bought her labubu in Alberta

Guy at the bike shop couldn’t fix my front tire because « nipples seized. » Okay, man.

Lady at the dog parking is screaming « WHAT DID YOU EAT?! » while cleaning up her dog’s poop.

Haggling with a college kid to get the whole Lone Wolf & Cub set. I’m winning, but only because he’s really bad at this.

Vagabond is bad. Lone Wolf & Cub is good.

Neighbours put a rain barrel on the curb. God is good.

Blade of the Immortal is bad. Usagi Yojimbo is good.

This isn't like the average online petition btw, this is one of those things where if it gets enough signatures, the HOC absolutely must bring it to the floor for discussion. Incredibly important to get on this if you're Canadian.

We need wartime measures to fight this trade war. This means taxing the rich for a stronger public service. We're calling on Ottawa to: - cancel the $21.5 billion in cuts - invest in public services and union jobs - implement a wealth tax Add your name: broadbentinstitute.ca/stop-the-cuts/

A year and a half later, the bike lanes have been approved, but there has been almost no progress in building them. What's taking so long? Sign the petition: www.cycleto.ca/eglinton

there's a giant sinkhole in my neighbourhood but i'm not allowed to go see it because of work :(

I feel so dumb. I mixed up Islands' "Jogging Gorgeous Summer" with Think About Life's "Going Deaf in the Summer."

Blade of the Immortal. Vagabond. Lone Wolf & Cub. Usagi Yojimbo. Look, I get it. I’m trying.

The Ontario Book Publishers Organization (OBPO) is campaigning to have the government create a dedicated pocket of funds for Ontario schools and libraries to purchase books published by Ontario indies. Learn more and voice your support at win.newmode.net/supportontar...

my grandma’s boyfriend trying to name that New York mayor guy

how I’m telling my girlfriend about my latest purchase

The hardest part of becoming a History Guy is catching up on all the lore. What the fuck is a Meech Lake Accord?

Heather Reisman, Gerald Schwartz, and their many genocidal investments www.justpeaceadvocates.ca/who-received...

This might not be relatable to everyone, but it goes: 1 chapter of Urusei Yatsura, 1 chapter of Rogue Trooper, 1 chapter of Judge Dredd, 1 chapter of Degrees of Separation: A Decade North of 60, THEN bedtime.

running this 5k in a week to raise funds for Gaza - help me get to 1000$! raceroster.com/events/2025/...

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Hello! New Mix: soundcloud.com/draiser2025/... New Annotations/Subscribe to the newsletter: buttondown.com/Draiser/arch... Fundraiser is at $1500/$2025. Donate at tinyurl.com/draiser2025 Let me know what you think! And please tell everyone you love about the newsletter/fundraiser.

The dental hygienist said that getting my teeth whitened could help improve my government advocacy.

Per the latest data, 15,418 Torontonians are experiencing homelessness, with 1,604 people sleeping outside. The City intends to open 20 new shelters, with the first 6 underway. Let your elected representatives know you support these plans: www.progresstoronto.ca/petition-tac...

This volume of Ranma 1/2 that I got from the library is just so full of dead bugs.

Checked in on my old therapist's social media. She's no longer promising to "solve the blockchain of your life", so that's good.

🔥THE RECAP OFFICIAL VIDEO - OUT NOW 🔥 Our new Video for THE RECAP feat. Mozey is finally out now. m.youtube.com/watch?v=nXFM...

on July 27 I’m taking part in the annual 5k Run for Palestine. Funds go to support emergency food & healthcare in Gaza - appreciate any support! raceroster.com/events/2025/... (emotional support too as I hate running and have never run a race!!)

An interesting photo choice in Psychology Today's article about prone masturbation.

favorite dumb comics thing is how some american guy doing too much coke in the 80s would invent a terrible superhero like "sandwich boy" as a joke and then some british guy doing too many sedatives in the 90s would be like "sandwich boy can create a 'reality sandwich' and is thus a living god"

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

My mom is trying to put headphones on the dog.

crotch blew out first

Coworker is playing tic tac toe against themselves during big presentation. Won one. Tied twice.

New office space shares washrooms with a law firm. they LOVE clogging the toilet.

just as she’s drifting off to sleep, gf rolls over to ask “is judge dredd ai?”

have some work up for auction alongside many other authors in support of Crips for eSims for Gaza: app.galabid.com/authors4esim... included are some signed books, zines, and a page from my sketchbook I used as a cover to one of those zines

Want to send a message to Doug Ford and the Ontario government? Help us tell them that Ontarians need housing — not punishment. That we want a government that protects us from Trump instead of acting like Trump. Sign and share our petition now: tinyurl.com/RescindBill6

Friendly May Day reminder that cops aren’t workers! FTP!

6.5 million Canadians don’t have access to a family doctor. We need you to speak up, so we can get that number down. CMA is proud to support the OurCare survey in partnership with @unityhealthto.bsky.social. Your input can help reshape the future of #PrimaryCare. Take the survey: ourcare.ca/survey.