I dunno. I think I preferred not knowing who Banksy really was.

Watching Zardoz because there is not enough cheese in my diet.

Did the Demogorgon design Canada's olympic team uniforms?

Which books are you looking forward to reading in the new year?

Never too late to give to your local food bank. Or to drop off new toys to your nearest fire station in Toronto. (babies and older kids generally get the fewest donations) Gift cards are good as well.

I love that someone watched 'Love Actually' and decided that one of the worst characters in the film would make a great lead for an epic zombie series.

You've all recently backed up your files, correct?

Cheery holiday viewing continues with 'Attack the Block' and 'The Raid: Redemption'.

Cheery holiday viewing has begun with 'Children of Men'.

Jays lose and to add insult to injury, clocks go back plunging us into darkness early.

A 50/50 draw but the proceeds go to artists.

So, Halloween will be over by 8pm EST, right?

I wonder if there will be a limit on the number of intentional walks per player next season?

Insomnia is not so bad when you have a World Series to keep you company.

Update: they didn't take me, I guess I swear too much or something.

What is the acceptable wardrobe for the Rapture?

Happy to be away from downtown this weekend where your eardrums get an unwanted workout from the air show. Why do we even still have the air show?

Thank you for helping me bring jorts back this summer of brat.

Is it too late to become a K-pop Demon Hunter?

On the plus side, Jordan Peterson is selling his home here in TO and moving to the U.S.

I saw not one but three Cybertrucks today so I'm going back to bed.

Poor Elmo.

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I didn't have 'Jays sweep the Yankees' on my Bingo card. Ever. Amazing.

Give 'til it hurts.

Is there a protein bar out there that doesn't taste like the sole of my ten year old Doc boots?

Captain America: Brave New World makes Rock of Ages look good.

A hockey team that doesn't give us blue balls every year.

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I can't wait for Donnie to get stage 9 cancer. And for Jr. to get stage 6 cancer. - Doctor Koyama

And baseball season just started for me.

Well, you know where I'll be Sunday night.🔵⚪

Is there a kind of rehab for sports fans who follow a not great team for way too long?

I can't watch, it's too painful. C'mon you Loafs!

I may be the first person put in jail for having too many pencils.

Surely Donnie is now punishing California? Will crews continue to decamp to Texas (or other right to work states)? Will the filming of tv series and commercials be next? How do you even impose such tariffs? Please explain this to me, a fairly intelligent Canadian.

What is the maximum number of tote bags allowed in one dwelling? Asking for a friend.

Hey Donnie!

It's 2025. I'm dumbfounded by the Conservative commercials that have only old white people complaining. It's so on brand, you can't even laugh at them. Back to playoff hockey.

Why is there no new Animal Crossing game coming for the Switch 2?

Why do people still use cheques?

Why do doctor's offices still use fax machines?

When I hear about super rich, clueless celebs going into space for ten minutes, I want to flip a table and get 'READ THE ROOM' tattooed onto my forehead. Failing that, maybe they can stay up there and be space clutter forever.

Good night, Habs!

Rewatched James Cameron's The Abyss after not seeing it since it debuted and aside from the misogyny, it actually holds up pretty well.

Those freaking out about Lochlan using the dirty blender have clearly never lived with teens.

I'm very much looking forward to having my bones crushed by Lynne Ramsay's new film, "Die, My Love".

When Scotty asks me why I want him to beam me up, I have a long list of reasons handy. And it's growing daily.

I feel badly for the people in the U.S. who are falling for the false equation: Fentanyl = Bad = Canada. And I don't think people realize how big of a trading partner Canada is to the U.S.

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