Jays lose and to add insult to injury, clocks go back plunging us into darkness early.

A 50/50 draw but the proceeds go to artists.

So, Halloween will be over by 8pm EST, right?

I wonder if there will be a limit on the number of intentional walks per player next season?

Insomnia is not so bad when you have a World Series to keep you company.

Update: they didn't take me, I guess I swear too much or something.

What is the acceptable wardrobe for the Rapture?

Happy to be away from downtown this weekend where your eardrums get an unwanted workout from the air show. Why do we even still have the air show?

Thank you for helping me bring jorts back this summer of brat.

Is it too late to become a K-pop Demon Hunter?

On the plus side, Jordan Peterson is selling his home here in TO and moving to the U.S.

I saw not one but three Cybertrucks today so I'm going back to bed.

Poor Elmo.

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I didn't have 'Jays sweep the Yankees' on my Bingo card. Ever. Amazing.

Give 'til it hurts.

Is there a protein bar out there that doesn't taste like the sole of my ten year old Doc boots?

Captain America: Brave New World makes Rock of Ages look good.

A hockey team that doesn't give us blue balls every year.

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I can't wait for Donnie to get stage 9 cancer. And for Jr. to get stage 6 cancer. - Doctor Koyama

And baseball season just started for me.

Well, you know where I'll be Sunday night.🔵⚪

Is there a kind of rehab for sports fans who follow a not great team for way too long?

I can't watch, it's too painful. C'mon you Loafs!

I may be the first person put in jail for having too many pencils.

Surely Donnie is now punishing California? Will crews continue to decamp to Texas (or other right to work states)? Will the filming of tv series and commercials be next? How do you even impose such tariffs? Please explain this to me, a fairly intelligent Canadian.

What is the maximum number of tote bags allowed in one dwelling? Asking for a friend.

Hey Donnie!

It's 2025. I'm dumbfounded by the Conservative commercials that have only old white people complaining. It's so on brand, you can't even laugh at them. Back to playoff hockey.

Why is there no new Animal Crossing game coming for the Switch 2?

Why do people still use cheques?

Why do doctor's offices still use fax machines?

When I hear about super rich, clueless celebs going into space for ten minutes, I want to flip a table and get 'READ THE ROOM' tattooed onto my forehead. Failing that, maybe they can stay up there and be space clutter forever.

Good night, Habs!

Rewatched James Cameron's The Abyss after not seeing it since it debuted and aside from the misogyny, it actually holds up pretty well.

Those freaking out about Lochlan using the dirty blender have clearly never lived with teens.

I'm very much looking forward to having my bones crushed by Lynne Ramsay's new film, "Die, My Love".

When Scotty asks me why I want him to beam me up, I have a long list of reasons handy. And it's growing daily.

I feel badly for the people in the U.S. who are falling for the false equation: Fentanyl = Bad = Canada. And I don't think people realize how big of a trading partner Canada is to the U.S.

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Today's a good day to remember to BACK UP YOUR FILES!

Clocks go forward tonight!

It's World Book Day! Enjoy a book today and every day. Buy a book from your local indie bookstore if you can. Or hit up your local library. Books really do enrich our lives.

I love my U.S. friends dearly but it's gonna be awhile before I venture back to visit. That said, those friends could choose to come up here and take advantage of our low dollar while we still have a different currency. 😬

I'm beginning to wonder whether Donnie has a brain tumour. His incoherence is not just bewildering but scary.

Ontario types! Please get out and vote today, it's downright balmy out there. I don't take my right to vote for granted, ever.

Even as a long time Leaf fan (or fool), I don't watch much hockey now but that was a good game tonight. Felt like how hockey used to be. Also, suck it, Donnie.

The best thing about playing the game cornhole, is that you get to say 'four-bagging' a lot, apparently.

I'm pretty sure the meek won't want it now.