With apologies to my man, Ernie Clement, let’s go Venezuela.

This lil darling is 13 years old today!

Both tapes 🥰

He’s absolutely lost the plot — it’s so clear he’s trying to campaign for the federal leadership. His Al Quds Day injunction stunt, blaming “communists” for hiding from transparency… it’s pandering to the lunatics. www.thestar.com/politics/pro...

A little afternoon treat. I did work out over lunch so it’s fine.

When I notice I’m getting a lil bit of a butt, we call that:

I hope you all have fun tonight but this is the only Oscar for me:

Saw a woman dressed up for the St Patrick’s Day parade, wearing a pride flag. She clearly doesn’t know the rules.

Fascinated by this woman eating a sandwich with a knife and fork at Eataly.

The absolute most correct take on Al Gore’s internet.

Btw, if you wanna be Switch friends… 🥹

I did it.

I should fucking hope so. Ford is crooked as hell, he's been screwing the province over for years, he keeps getting away with it, and now he wants to be *more* secretive? What *else* does he want to hide from us? It's long past time we got rid of this clown.

My tax refund hit the bank account… do I buy a Switch 2?

Lebanon is experiencing it's annexation. The mass killing and displacement of civilians. This is reminiscent of situations such as the Nakba that Israel has done to people many times over the last century.

Wait… no plans this weekend? Hoooooo baby I can’t wait to bed rot.

I strongly recommend an edible and then air frying some mozzarella sticks at 10:30 pm.

I watch #Jeopardy to escape the horrors. Tonight a clue mentioned Tr**p. Ken, why?????

The horrors persist, but so do snuggles.

Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piñata.

A big part of ending up in a media relations role is because I want to be CJ Cregg

Hello impostor syndrome, my old friend. I see you brought your bestie anxiety!

I kept opening this app when I deactivated my account, so decided forget it. Just turn off notifications and check it a lot less 🤷🏻‍♂️

Might delete all my social media accounts as a bit.

Good morning🫠❤️

I just need to find someone local to trade Claude with to evolve, and my FireRed team is locked.

This is inhumane and must be stopped immediately. It's raining oil in Tehran and the conditions for people there is not acceptable. Israel and America need to be stopped immediately.

Discourse with 🚬 🐐s

I need to discourse for a moment. People are dying because of the US and Israeli governments. And yet, here’s what is a top story on the Toronto Star homepage. Not a death toll of innocents or the flagrant violation of international law: it’s “you are going to pay more for gas.”

Tonight’s plan? 🍃 😶‍🌫️ 🛁

This is what serious people are saying Canada should acquiesce to and tacitly support. It's honestly gross.

Done. Now I want that refund to hit my bank.

Getting wild tonight: I’m going to do my taxes.

Macbeth, with Hamlet a close second.

Can’t get the elbows up because he has no spine.

How I arrived on BlueSky

GO AWAY

Can I just be real with you all: with the state of the world, I am scared. I recognize that comes from a place of privilege because there are millions of people who have lived in fear for years.

I’m going to be very measured in my language: I am DEEPLY disappointed in the Prime Minister, my Liberal MP and the government as a whole for this stance. www.thestar.com/politics/fed...

Obvious but confirmed: people now read less news, more AI summaries of news.

I needed a good laugh.

Good riddance. Now we make sure we stop Bradley Brad Bradford and all the other conservative lunatics. www.thestar.com/news/gta/joh...

They want Gilead so bad. Fucking weirdos.

My doctor: “And how’s your anxiety?” Me: “Well, have you read the news?”

I can’t even get ready without him finding me.

There is nobody on the planet I will chat up more than the phlebotomist taking my blood. “Tell me all your hobbies! How was your weekend? Some weather, eh?” It’s because I’m a wimp and I need the yapping to distract me.

Millennials aren’t disengaged. We've been in nonstop turbulence our entire adult lives. Now there's another major conflict on the horizon. Escapism isn’t apathy. Sometimes the autopilot needs to take control. Please excuse me. I need to go water my virtual Starfruit grove.

Co-Star is literally gaslighting me.