Show me a movie with a memorable beach scene

Dylan Cease is a beauty.

I thought government ran enterprise was communism and communism is bad? Can these fucking dorks pick a side?

Looks like someone's desperately running manly-man damage control after his disastrously fabulous, glittering costume at Stampede 🌈 😂. #cdnpoli #Stampede

I have to have a conversation with a direct report about dress code. 🫠

if you’re in line to talk to Mitch McConnell on the phone for 20 minutes, stay in line

I love ya American bloomfies but I’m so glad you lost that soccer game. Corruption loses again.

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🇨🇦 folks: you can sign this (official!) petition to regulate the shit out of AI data centres!

Off to drink Margaritas for a birthday.

This. All of this. (Gift link is posted as a reply to the quote post)

Ethel, I love you.

Men who talk on the phone while using the urinal, quick question: what the fuck is wrong with you?

The sun has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

A good June for books — including completing the LoTR series. 📚

Time for Celine to go back and repeat a win.

I’ve been playing Pax Historia and STFU 11th province.

Watching the replay of Springer’s Little League home run got me like:

Don’t forget your SSRI and your sunscreen. Go have a good day.

And now I’m gonna have a hot dog 🌭

Walking home from the gym, blasting an ABBA medley by the Royal Swedish Army Central Band while my linen pants billow around me. Living my best life.

Me: Canadianly talking to my Canuck followers about something Canadian that's happening in Canada Average Bsky Poster: 🌊🌊💙💙🇺🇲 THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO FAM 🌊 🌊🔵💙🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🌊🌊🔵🔵🔵🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲💙💙💙

I love sending a polite but firm “that’s not my job” email.

I have somehow managed a remote work Monday with no meetings. Truly smiled upon.

I’d love to see how they define “bias”.

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I cracked and bought #StarFox. It’s very good.

Drank my Diet Coke out of a wine glass with dinner, to feel something.

Took a photo of myself, look like a gross old slob. Hello dysmorphia!

Save me, cold brew.

I’d really rather not get out of bed.

And then a re-elected Republican congress. Fucking centrist dorks.

Nah Its a fucking bailout www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

Can confirm that we are not saying this.

Me: I’m not going to spend money today. Also me: walks past the international candy sale at work. 👀

QTP with one of your favourite comfort shows.

Hairs were cut.

I truly hate Jeff Hoffman. Tied game, naturally he comes in and loads the bases. STOP GIVING HIM CHANCES.

People who have their job title as “retired” on LinkedIn are lunatics. Babe, I am deleting that account on July 31, 2043 — the day I retire. Never finding me on there again.

Co-Star says today’s “dos” are thirst traps (nobody wants to see that), new underwear (did that this weekend!) and lavender baths (it’s late June, I’m not sitting in a hot bath)

Plummet plummet plummet!

It’s not even 9:30. I’ve been at work for three hours already.

I hope the same Liberal partisans who got mad on here about Ford doing this in Ontario will have the same fury for Carney.

Hey thanks, I hate this.

Went to therapy. Bought a plant after. Decided her name is Shirley.

There's a Nazi trillionaire and yet people on here are mocking disabled and poor people for requesting money to live. Yet, some of the people doing the mocking ask for money on Twitch. A lot of people on here fucking suck as human beings.

I finished my whole work to-do list for the week. A miracle.

One of the youths that work for me asked what a Muppet is. Me:

My sweet baby boy Brandon Valenzuela does it again. #BlueJays

My job is so weird because most of the time if I’ve succeeded you never know what I’ve done.