Also: it’s a bad time to work in media relations. My job is to read and understand the news, but I don’t want to read the news????

I said I wouldn’t do it but since everything is awful, here’s me in 2016. Look how young the dog was!

Why is a public square expected to make money? www.thestar.com/news/gta/san...

Carney and Blair getting appointments to run Gaza is exactly the kind of white colonialism that we expect from the west. If they recognized Palestine, then why would they accept an appointment to run it?

Made it to 6 am today.

My life became stay home on a Saturday and make chicken stock so suddenly, I didn’t even realize what was happening.

I didn’t win the lottery last night and honestly, that’s so rude.

Honestly, be more like a cat in the face of fascism. app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/28ec...

We have a municipal election in October and I feel like we need to ask ourselves if we’re okay with this? Unhoused people having to resort to public spaces and the charity of others because government (at all levels) is failing? www.thestar.com/news/gta/she...

Love when my body is like “you got enough sleep!” And it’s 3:47 am.

Show yourself, coward!

I blocked those bastards and so should you!

Being cozy and lazy.

Friday. 😮‍💨

The second skin bandage is off!

How dare she. Also, follow me on IG I guess?

I'd love it if y'all would stop posting screenshots of X over here, y'know?

I’ll tell you one trend I’m not joining, is posting 2016 me on Instagram. That guy is dead.

cupe.ca It's time for everyone to start a union at work. Talk to your coworkers. Share your salaries with each other. Share what benefits you have. Talk to them off company platforms, and get them to join you to save your jobs. Layoffs are happening at alarming rates at companies big or small.

I *think* I can remove the second skin from my tattoo today 😬

Why do I have a friggin’ song from my childhood stuck in my head? I’m 37 years old!

The morning news today:

Snow dog

As I witnessed shadowing a delivery person for a night, there is a real dehumanized disconnect. As if it’s all tech no flesh.

Sorry, this targeted ad is insane.

Okay Toronto peeps: you must go to The Lunch Lady of Saigon. I just had the most incredible meal. The Vietnamese coffee tiramisu? To die for.

Apologies for bringing PP into your feed but we’re back to “verb the noun!” Absolute goof.

Here’s a dumb selfie to distract from the horrors.

The middle class is eroding. Unpaid care work, immigration policy, and demographic changes are pushing more families into economic precarity. Our latest CHW Analysis looks at how these forces intersect, and what it means for households and Canada's economy.

One thing I’ll never do is wave goodbye at the end of a Zoom meeting. That is clap when the plane lands level behaviour.

Oh, you were rude to one of the people on my team? I was CC’d. Now you’re hearing from me.

The descent continues. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Good morning to the woman eating a party size bag of multigrain Tostitos on the bus this morning, and ONLY to her.

What in the shrinkflation is this??

If the Canadian Taxpayers Federation spent a minute looking at the amount of money we funnel to places like Israel to do harm, instead of worrying about something hilarious and fun, the world would be a better place. www.thestar.com/news/gta/the...

What if I went to bed at 8:30?

I did so good in the hockey category on Jeopardy. And for the record, I knew hockey BEFORE Heated Rivalry.

The great dinner debate tonight: leftovers (Butter Chicken) or is tonight my emergency frozen pizza night?

I’m so obsessed with the 365 buttons woman. It’s my favourite thing on the internet right now.

I’m sorry to tell you, the damage is done. The United States is not a trusted ally. It never will be again.

Political figures won't leave X because the conversation starts and ends with: "We have ### followers, sacrificing our audience is too risky" These people are risk averse, they make decisions based on what feels least risky. They will only leave X when they start fearing blowback and PR headaches

This + Nerd Gummy Clusters and an edible. boxd.it/czxD2R

Tattoo finished!

I’m supposed to do thirst traps today.

Be mad about the fascism but do it nicely.

Powers restored.

I am excelling at self care this week. Brows? Waxed. Hair? Cut this evening. Tattoo? Tomorrow.

Can’t sleep. Back pain. Oh and the horrors. Can’t forget the horrors. Do you think it felt this bleak when our parents were our age? Did they just do the best job of isolating me from it all until I was ready?

“Platforms…have a duty to prevent this harm.” So he uses the platform doing it to post a word salad of no results. I don’t think this cabinet knows how to govern.