My sibling's convocation is today and the speaker just said "I am only going to mention AI by name as an example, please don't boo me"

Hey #HamOnt, there's a group coalescing around opposing the #Steelport data centre plans, and one member has made a website with info on several options for getting involved: StopTheDataCentre.ca

The Local does this thing where they'll publish an investigation and I'll be like "is this the most crucial work I've read this year?", and then they'll publish another and I'm like "is THIS the most crucial work I've read this year?" and so on until the sun explodes. LOOK at the work they did here!

Me stuck at work knowing people are getting their copies of NTBTSTM right this moment

“Signed, sealed, delivered, we’re yours — but for how much longer?” Toronto’s First Post Office is “Canada’s oldest purpose-built post office still in operation …. We need your support, urgently.” Full story on page 18 of TheBridge’s May issue: thebridgenews.ca/home/latesti...

*Batman-The-Animated-Series Joker voice* "where's my god damn bread money, Sobeys?!"

Cheng isn't our dumbest councillor, but she's definitely the one I think might be from another planet

Meanwhile, a random Canadian citizen had to create a website mapping ER closures because we have too many of them to keep track on one's own erstat.ca/closures

GIVEAWAY! Dead Weight is coming out next week and to celebrate I'm giving away two copies that have been personally bitten by Uggi and will be personally signed by me and shipped to the winners wherever they live! To enter just like and share this post and I'll select the winners on May 26th!

They arrested this driver for, and I am not making this up, no boat registration 👨‍🍳👌

Rising with the sun, pondering my orb

Riverdale hangout day 🌿

How long, do we think, until Doug Ford shuts down training inspections altogether and we find out one of his buddies owns one of these colleges

I sat down with #Cannes jury president Park Chan-wook this morning: “Just because a film is political, it doesn't mean that it's an enemy of art. I actually think that it's very strange to describe art and politics as if they are in conflict.” www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/film...

It's Bigass Crane Day here in TO folks

My God, it's like Ontario Political Corruption Bingo

CENSUS TIME LFGGGGGG 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

I could see my breath outside today, well played @canadianpaintings.bsky.social

Really good read

Today NoJetsTO is launching a Federal E-Petition! Sponsored by @elizabethemay.bsky.social, it calls for the government of Canada to say no to jets at the island airport and save our waterfront! Sign now: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... #topoli #onpoli #cdnpoli

Are you disappointed @toronto.ca dropped pedestrian priority zones from the yongeTOmorrow proposal downtown? The deadline to complete the survey and call on the City to bring those back is TOMORROW! #WalkTO #BikeTO #TOpoli #VisionZero www.toronto.ca/community-pe...

Happy Scientology Speedrun Sunday

Hell yeah let’s get some windowsposting going

Pay attention #Ontario to those with chronic health conditions requiring ongoing medications. Might be wise to check with your health care provider about the viability of providing you with a yearly prescription or numerous repeats to avoid the #DougFord fee of $26. #onpoli #DougFordFailsOmtario

This has been rattling around in my skull all day today

Ngl this is why I got the Showa Godzilla boxset from there when they did the mobile closet. I get a discount on anything I pick, you better believe I'm optimizing

Cancer-free after a new type of treatment currently in clinical trials, no less! This is kind of incredible

I am the only one in this 5-person waiting room not having a conversation on speakerphone or watching videos out loud on my phone. Who did I anger to end up here

Ahhhhh (dats me yellin)

Today’s critters: My first great egret, some wood ducks, a fantastic cardinal that needs a new life as a model, and a chipmunk who is just so cute

lgontario.ca/en/connect/c... Here's what I wrote (you can copy from the alt text if you want, it takes literally one single second!):

Doug Ford is ramming through the anti-FOIA bill. If you live in Ontario, you really need to contact the Lieutenant Governor and ask her to withhold Royal Assent for it to pass. Email, call, flood the lines. Help stop this anti-democratic bill. lgontario.ca/en/connect/c...

Would any Toronto area punk/weirdo music acts be interested in appearing on a bill with my band Anti-Spectacular on for a May 10 Handlebar show? If so, please reply below!

Toronto Scenes feat. critters

Husband got me Godzilla vs. Biollante for Christmas last year and it finally came up in our Godzilla rotation - this movie kicks so much ass

Happy National Canadian Film Day, hosers ❤️ Absolutely go see Universal Language if you can swing it!

Finally playing Hades and I am loving this little shade who cheers for me at the Elysium fight 🥹

Uhh did our minister of education just get a provincial reporter fired for reporting on him?

Saturday! A new walking tour all the history of spies in Toronto. Pay what you like! No registration required!

Loving this new kind of spring where we just don't get spring, very cool

Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/

Toronto: we have a chance to do a thing!

Finished reading A Tale of Two Cities for the first time! Wept like a child! My husband recommended I read it and he did NOT warn me

I am Irish in the same way that Lacroix is orange juice, and even I know what the responses to this question were going to be

Avi Lewis: "We have shoved Canada Post so far into the market mindset that every few months we have a national conversation about why isn't Canada Post making money. Does the ambulance service make money? Do the police services make money? We're talking about a fundamental public service."

FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

They have the opportunity to do the funniest thing