At a minimum, power without ethical grounding leads to shortcuts, self-interest, and moral compromise; at a maximum, it leads to tyranny. In the most bald-faced way, this an abandonment of ethics for the sake of total control.

this would make hemingway weep

Happy Easter! Hope the Easter kaiju visits you all.

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

chatgpt is much like an improv comedy group 1) you are the audience, giving it prompts 2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt 3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And 4) it has the factual accuracy of improv 5) it does not understand comedy

[teacher enters wearing Jamiroquai hat] “Jamiroquiet down. I’ve had Jamiroquite enough of this. Now, today we’re going to be discussing the Jamiroqing dynasty. Sarah, gum.”

What the story doesn’t say: Shen Yun is an exploitative group that exists primarily to launder money for its right wing owners, the people that own the Epoch Times that are subject to many criminal investigations. Also this is the group that once told me that people in wheelchairs weren’t “real”.

All this “all writers use AI” bullshit discourse just wants me to return to writing again to spite these brain dead AI users. My stubbornness is too powerful and I don’t know how much longer I can hold it back.

I'm sorry there's a real actor named jérémie renier and he's not jeremy renner's belgian cover???

I think it's time. I'm done waiting. I'm going to listen to OK COMPUTER for the first time in my life.

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

next air canada ceo

we need more parker posey posting in this place

Me to my mom when she takes 40 minutes describing how bad traffic was:

History should be rewritten

Balanced budgets don’t exist. They’re literally right-wing propaganda. There’s two types of budgets: surplus or deficit, and both are legitimate. A balanced budget is typically a heavily, heavily manipulated budget that’s designed to imply the need to cut heavily without painting a dire picture.

NEW: Wikipedia has banned AI-generated content.

Today in AI: Canada rejected the PR application of a McMaster postdoc from the Sorbonne who works in the immunology of aging because the generative AI being used to process applications (😱) entirely hallucinated her credentials. Everyone involved should be fired. archive.is/ELrCI#select...

Oh hell yes, someone is doing proper accountability on Doug Ford. #ONPoli www.dougfordclownshow.ca

Answer:

The masterminds // the crime scene 🍁

You sure about that that’s why? 🌭 🩷 #itysl #timrobinson #remix

Happy Dr. Richard Kimble Day everyone

What do people see that I don’t? Every time Carney speaks it’s either rhetoric without principles or he says something that’s the exact opposite of his intensely conservative policies. He’s the most conservative politician in my lifetime and Canadians seem to love him for it. It’s driving me nuts.

goddamn I hate Carney’s conservatives

As this is one of my favourite genres I vow to watch every annual winner of this award. Yes of course No Other Choice was my favourite 2025 movie.

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

Happy Mario Day

the girl reading this

happy international women’s day

Breaking news! I have my first opinion piece in the Toronto Star today! I got to make fun of John Tory AND make a joke about me playing for the Blue Jays, so it's safe to say that this was the most fun I've had writing something in a while. 💙 www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...

Around the corner, a gang of multiracial ponytailed goons suddenly feels the collective urge to corner Jackie Chan in an alley and brandish machetes

whoa, the City of Toronto discovered the Gardiner Expressway

A real establishment in Toronto. I have it on good authority that FBI stands for "Full-Blooded Italian" in this instance.

One cool thing about unequivocally hating AI is that you will be proven right over and over again every single day

is life just a series of days where you're tired in the afternoon and wide awake at night, running behind on weekly deadlines, and seeing pants get slim and big and then slim again over the years until you die?

Feb 22nd - Happy Birthday to this legend! 📽️📅 Hot Fuzz (2007)