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April Fool's Day, which is colonial

News Eaglets! Our trading post is closed forever, but those of you who happen to be stateside can now buy mugs, tees, and stickers here:

Happy Valentine’s Day, which is colonial

Today’s the last day to buy Walking Eagle News merch from our website before we stop selling to forever. Miigwetch to everyone who’s bought so far. We’re working diligently to get everything out asap! walking-eagle-trading-post.myshopify.com

News Eaglets: Sunday, Jan 18 is the last day to purchase Walking Eagle News merch from our online store, then they're gone forever! walking-eagle-trading-post.myshopify.com

Last day for the cap draw, and last week to purchase from our shop before we stop selling Walking Eagle items forever! walking-eagle-trading-post.myshopify.com

Last day for the mug draw, and last week to purchase from our shop before we stop selling Walking Eagle items forever! walking-eagle-trading-post.myshopify.com

Just four (a sacred number!) days left!

News Eaglets: Want this mug? Sure you do. Well, we’re not selling them. Instead, buy any item from our online trading post until Jan. 15 and you’ll be entered into a draw to win this mug! (Only open to people in Canada, which is colonial). walking-eagle-trading-post.myshopify.com

News Eaglets: Have yourself a very happy new year. And remember to pace your reconciliation in 2026.

Don't forget! (Forgetting is colonial) walking-eagle-trading-post.myshopify.com

Our going-out-of-reconciliation sale continues, so get em while they’re reconciliation-y: walking-eagle-trading-post.myshopify.com

Incoming lateral violence: they left off the store link! walking-eagle-trading-post.myshopify.com

News Eaglets: Win a Walking Eagle News cap! Buy any item from our store and you'll be entered into a draw (winner announced on Jan 15). Unfortunately, only available to customers in Canada (which is colonial).

News Eaglets: There was a glitch that wouldn’t let people combine items from our store. That seems to have been fixed now. Glitches are colonial. walking-eagle-trading-post.myshopify.com

Our going out of business sale continues. Get your stickers and embroidered Walking Eagle News patches before they’re gone forever: walking-eagle-trading-post.myshopify.com

Boxing Week Sale (which is colonial) on Genuine Cans of Pure Empty Reconciliation. Now 33% off! walking-eagle-trading-post.myshopify.com/products/a-g...

Have a good one, News Eaglets.

Visit the Walking Eagle Trading Post for all your sticker, can, and reconciliation needs: walking-eagle-trading-post.myshopify.com

News Eaglets: We've added embroidered patches to our online trading post. They're extra sacred. walking-eagle-trading-post.myshopify.com/products/wal...

News Eaglets: Stickers and Empty Cans of Reconciliation are flying off our shelves, so many miigwetches for that. We're still sorting out a glitch that won't allow you to buy stickers and cans at the same time. Thanks for your patience!

Many of you have lamented that we are unable to ship to the US. We're honestly not sure how to do it without incurring huge costs, but hopefully we'll figure it out before the holidays (which are colonial) or shortly thereafter.

A hearty miigwetch to everyone buying Empty Cans of Reconciliation and our stickers! We're working our jeet off getting them out to you before the holidays (which are colonial).

'How about your spirit animal is shut the fuck up' stickers added to our liquidation store (limited quantities): walking-eagle-trading-post.myshopify.com/products/spi...

We’re still retired, but went through the bunker and found a bunch of merch - so we’re liquidating everything. Get your Walking Eagle stickers and Empty Cans of Reconciliation before they’re gone forever! walking-eagle-trading-post.myshopify.com

BREAKING: Pipelines only bad when Conservatives do it

BREAKING: This walking eagle’s gonna fly

@theeagleist.bsky.social strikes again!

Canada urges Palestine to reject terrorism, instead focus on selling weapons to other countries, or allow mining companies to wreak havoc on other nations

BREAKING: Treat Palestinians like human beings or we'll treat Palestinians like a nation, UK warns Israel

BREAKING: at least we still have reconciliation

yeah but elbows up tho

Nearly 900,0000 First Nations people from over 600 communities across country somehow can’t agree on pipelines, media reports

BREAKING: Carney to meet with First Nations Chiefs, talk about stuff idk

Update: Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was...

BREAKING: For some, this is the part in Animal Farm where you can’t tell who’s a farmer and who’s a pig

BREAKING: fuck...

Read this aloud to my partner, who asked - is that @theeagleist.bsky.social ?

yeah but elbows up tho

You can fit so much reconciliation in those bills....

News Eaglets: the family of Ashley Murdock is raising funds for a proper headstone and to help them move to a safer area—every donation makes a difference. If you can, please click the link below to donate or share it with others who might want to help. gofund.me/06ab8d2e

UPDATE: Fuck ICE, Fuck Trump, Fuck Doug Ford, Fuck Bill 5, and fuck anyone celebrating this shit

"If they didn't want to be brutalized by police, they should've stayed home and accepted injustice quietly," nation's assholes explain

Just popping in to say fuck ICE

News Eaglets: We know we've been quiet lately and we apologize. We've decided to pause Walking Eagle News for around a month while we finish another project - but fear not, we'll be back. Miigwetch for all your support. See you soon! Tim Fontaine Editor-in-Grand-Chief

at least we still have reconciliation

Reconcili-Action: Ottawa speeding up process for siding with industry, trampling Indigenous rights

Visit by embodiment of colonialism really sticking it to Trump, smug Canadians say

Amid the massacre at Fahmi Al-Jarjawi School, a child was seen desperately attempting to escape, pushing through the flames.