It frustrates me that different cities have different rules. Shouldn’t driving laws be standardized?

Are you allowed to turn right on red in Ontario if there’s a bike box? CAA and City of Toronto websites say no, Ontario MOT site just says you can’t stop in the green zone. Anyone know the definitive answer?

Where else but a street festival can you catch a performance of Canada's electric violin pioneer and our champion beatboxer?

I have no concept of time which means I am probably sunburnt.

I just found a nail in my tire -- a tire I had to buy last year to replace a tire with two nails in it. How am I driving over so many nails? What am I doing wrong?

When media reports "social media ban for children" they really ought to give more weight to what _adults_ will have to do to prove they're old enough, and how much privacy that will sacrifice

Is my cat actively trying to kill me?

Who could have predicted this

So Facebook is actively acting as an enemy of Canada and Canadians. And yet we allow it in our country. www.cbc.ca/lite/story/9...

It's 18º outside but 27º in the house. Why.

Bluesky users be like

Just found one of the stickers we used on our wedding invitations on the kitchen table. That's weird. We sent those out 24 years ago. I'm almost positive I've cleaned the table since then...

It's earwigs. Earwigs are destroying my loofah plants. Is it too late to start again? Absolutely. Will I buy more seeds today? Absolutely. As if I couldn't hate earwigs anymore...

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

I am equally mad at the animals who keep cutting my seedlings at the base. It's like they don't even want me to grow loofahs. And do you know how many strawberry plants I've bought now? Too many for someone who is ALLERGIC TO STRAWBERRIES. But it's a thing now. I won't let them win.

In the last two weeks, someone has gone through my van, stolen my glasses and my backup glasses, left the van to go dead which then messed up a starter or sensor or I don't know what but it's $$$, and now broken my backyard fence. Could the petty criminals move on please? I am too broke for this.

Wow, I bet I could buy a really sweet bike with what I’m paying for car repairs.

What’s going on with the Canada Geese tonight? There’s so many and they’re so loud… #HamOnt

Accidentally bought a 500 seed pack of orange cosmos instead of the 20-25 seed pack. I should just plant them all, shouldn't I...

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

Grocery store is playing Daft Punk. I guess I’m old now.

I get to play Euchre tomorrow. I haven't played Euchre since... the 90s, I wanna say? I'm pretty excited.

Ugh, someone buy those birds a clock. They clearly have no idea what time it is.

Bluesky is not "dying", in fact it's about to become the next Martha's Vineyard

Whoops, switched over to the Discover feed by accident. Haven’t made that mistake for awhile.

Honestly, if you think that people with different political views aren’t at the library, then you probably don’t visit enough yourself. Libraries serve everyone.

I'm never so lonely as when I pass a punch buggy and I'm alone in the car.

@bikehounds.bsky.social Are you also the bike shop?

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

Your emotional support dog yapping *inside* the bookstore is messing with my emotional support peace & quiet.

The city can be so noisy sometimes. This is one minute in my backyard.

Someone went through my van, left something on enough to drain the battery ... and stole both sets of my glasses? Why?

How long will landscapers use a leaf blower while working on a 10x10 patch of land? The answer may surprise you.

god damn, that's a lot of weather #HamOnt

tornado warning goes off on everyone’s phone at the grocery store and everyone keeps shopping, it’s like they never even watched that episode of Superstore smh

The city blocked off the right-hand lanes of a street by my house and people are still driving in those lanes like the paint doesn't exist. My rules-oriented mind cannot comprehend this.

Almost at that magical time of year when my tinted face sunscreen doesn't make me look like I get makeup tips from the president.

AC’s on. RIP, hydro bill.

My library has shut down the catalogue for a day of maintenance, I can’t even use Libby, please stop mentioning books that look amazing.

canadians: don't forget to leave tea and biscuits out for queen victoria tonight

I really hate this 31 degrees one day and frost warning two days later business; veggie gardens are mad, HVAC is mad, wardrobe is experiencing Troubles

I deleted my reddit account. Please be entertaining.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Hoopla (in Canada) is streaming Doctor Who, starting with the 9th doctor. Check to see if your library gives you free access.

Today I was sitting on the porch with my black cat, enjoying the sun. All of a sudden, she took off. She dove into a bush and then jumped right back out and ran home. At the same time, another black cat jumped out and ran in the other direction. I think. I’m like 95% sure I have the right black cat.

Well, the ground bees have laid claim to the rain garden I planned to fill with plants this weekend. I’m going to have a sit down with them later, see if I can take them into living somewhere that isn’t designed to flood.

I do not know how to dress for 14ºC.

My wife sent me this.