you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review

Me: what a long week. I'm going to treat myself to a movie Also me: what happened after the opening credits, i fell asleep Also also me: where are my glasses, i can't see what I'm posting

Who needs ChatGPT when your teen knows absolutely everything about everything?

Are people from #HamOnt still active on Twitter? I'm so confused by various city services having a presence there -- do they think they're still reaching local people? Are they still reaching local people?

it's like the FIFA Peace Prize doesn't even mean anything anymore

Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.

The people of Minneapolis are going to be out there icing up sidewalks and streets like Macauley Culkin.

My 18yo has never heard of NOFX and I am shook.

I would watch the hell out of this movie

Turns out I can’t really knit with an IV in my hand. This is a sad turn of events.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.

I never watched Idiocracy. Does this all end well?

A group of young kestrels is startled by the presence of a butterfly. 🤣🤣🤣

Still makes me laugh that they put in two $1,000,000 houses across the street and the people who live there have to see us when they look out their front window.

Had to delete my post about being unable to read really long sentences because apparently I’m also unable to write short sentences without multiple errors and the shame was too much. 😂

Due to a scheduling error, today received two month’s worth of news. Please consume only a day’s worth of news.

I'm muting all the words for a week. My feed is going to be delightfully boring.

Christmas went by too fast this year. I’m not ready to take down the tree yet.

Been binging old Project Runway seasons all day instead of doomscrolling. I like how none of the hosts of Project Runway have ever gone on to invade other countries.

My lips are absolutely on fire right now because the soup I made is so crazy spicy but I'm going to eat it all because I made bread to go with it and the bread demands to be dipped.

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

If you get a bad haircut that’s awful and you ask them to fix it because again, it’s terrible, are you expected to pay and tip again?

Illegal wars and puppet governments. I guess we're back in precedented times now.

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

-7 outside and every single person walking out of ikea is eating an ice cream cone. 😅

Fine, you win. I got my Covid and flu shots. Prepare for grumpy posts for the next few days.

In heaven, coffee will taste as good as it smells.

Watched a lot of Darkwing Duck today, so this year is already heaps better than last year.

StoryGraph Wrap Up 2025! I think my favourite was North Woods by Daniel Mason. I also really enjoyed: The Fox Wife (Choo), Annihilation (Vandermeer), The Tainted Cup (Bennett), The Only Good Indians (Jones), Bunny (Awad), Mistborn (Sanderson), and Scythe (Shusterman).

LEGO did a freakishly good job on the Game Boy, I keep mixing them up.

My New Year’s resolution is to quit lying to myself and just put the yoga mat in storage.

"How much coffee is a lot? Ha, amateurs." *whispered question* "No, I don't sleep a lot, why?"

me before buying another LEGO set for “adults”

It’s spiking up to 10°C by 2am and then back down to 0°C by 8am? That’s weird. That’s all backwards.

My three kids have mostly ignored me all day but that’s going to stop because I’m about to listen to an audiobook.

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and tiny tim, who did NOT die and is still at large

What's a good way to use up ham if you never want to see another piece of ham again ever?

Goodreads trying to do my 2025 Year in Books like there aren't four more whole entire days to go.

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

Stepped on some glass, ouch. Not the best way to start my weekend. I guess I'll have to sit on the couch all day, drinking tea and reading books. And I guess sweeping at some point.

My 11yo just told me how he’s “spending his meantime” and I think that’s my new favourite phrase.

Woohoo! I won Christmas Chicken* again! *shipped Christmas package at last possible second and still had it arrive in time.

Thoroughly annoyed at how neat and uncluttered my house is capable of looking.

Every day on Bluesky is Festivus

My husband says that it doesn't matter if the kids all get the same amount of gifts on Christmas morning. Chat, is this real?