Last night's Game Changer had me fully unable to breathe from laughing. The Adult Bjorn! No!

Ford priorities 🙄

and a very happy Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May to you all

poem that made me go "oooooof" out loud

Went to see The Mandalorian and Grogu last night and: it was very silly and fun. Did not expect the rippèd Hutt. Baby Yoda v cute. Character and world design neat but beige. I wish someone would give the inside of rooms a coat of paint so everything wasn't dull metallic grey all the time.

Austerity for everything except cops and oil

We live in a deeply flawed, deeply corrupt "democracy", and a lot of it comes down to broken electoral systems. :/ #onpoli #cdnpoli #uspoli

Publicly funded pipeline discourse is bonkers to me because it's an incredibly expensive piece of infrastructure spanning multiple provinces that benefits one (1) industry

Toby would like to be considered for Yogurt Responsibilities

on our grocery lists, constantly

irritated that the top half of Glasgow Street in Kitchener has a speed limit of 40 km/h and a bunch of traffic calming measures - even though it's wall-to-wall mansions set well back from the road with plenty of blocking infrastructure - and so many other residential streets are 50 km/h

do you think Alex Horne knows

McDonald's has got to be the most humiliating place to get angry. Oh no did you lose your McTemper? Do you demand to speak with The Clown?

I really hate this 31 degrees one day and frost warning two days later business; veggie gardens are mad, HVAC is mad, wardrobe is experiencing Troubles

I'm so annoyed that wearing perfume is socially acceptable again

remember when David Suzuki was like "it's too late to stop climate change, fortify your communities and hold on" I think about that a lot

good poem

Not enough thinkpieces about this - people wanted change, people wanted justice, but they got entrenched Democrat moderate positions and lectures for wanting more

shout out to the friendly and welcoming man who made chili for all the musicians and hopefully left not realizing 3/4 of my band are vegetarian

"If local governments are going to exist at all, if local elections are going to have any meaning, there has to be some space for municipalities to act independently from the province." #ONpoli www.tvo.org/article/anal...

I hate working in-office but I do like an excuse to make myself a lil lunchable situation

my boss's boss, after being told that the whole team is clinging on for dear life as two people are retiring and one is going on mat leave, was like "Here is a little challenge for your team! Use AI to write an email telling me what you use AI for!" hisssssssss

Lmaoooo I LOVE HIM www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

king shit www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

a great Wikipedia article to happen upon: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thing_%...

I just open PDFs in my browser now to avoid closing the 12 menus that open before I can look at the document in Adobe

every time we go through a train station, we should be asking, why are we not inundated with choices for takeaway compartmented lunches and why arent any of them shaped like trains

the carcinization of all things continueth

BREAKING: Ford Government officially votes to restrict Ontarians' █████████ and access to ███████, assures them it's for █████████ reasons, so shut the fuck up about it

I'm so tired of anyone pretending that Conservatives are trying to do right by the people they claim to represent.

hey hey, it's the Continued Subsidization of Rural and Suburban Areas By Cities, one of my least favourite bands

The Mother's Day gift guides are starting to come out and I am still so smug that I've got it on lock (a recurring subscription of my mom's preferred moisturizer)

"the Left annoyed people into voting for fascism" how about we stop infantilizing voters and start assigning them the responsibility they deserve as fucking adults

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

I have been rereading Meljean Brook's Iron Seas series and I still think she writes some of the best protagonists, healthiest relationships, and best spice. Not to mention the worldbuilding! SO good.

‪every time I hear someone's first name on The Pitt I'm like "no, incorrect, name does not fit". Robby's name is MICHAEL? Javadi's name is VICTORIA? absolutely not

Men should wake up every day grateful that women only want equality and not revenge.

if you don't publicly fund archives the only history that gets remembered is the stuff rich people want remembered

there's an episode of Modern Family where Claire gets mad at Phil because he goes "my buddy at work turned me on to this great thing - wedge salad, you gotta try it" after she has recommended he try it MANY times and he can't figure out why she is upset and let's just say I think about it a lot

Finally, a comprehensive debunking of Rebel News' ridiculous and dishonest "Save the Ostriches" grift: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

My favorite thing is when you stop petting a dog and they put their paw on your arm like, "we're not done here."

“If we’ve learned anything by how this government appoints their friends and insiders, we know that this is not in the interest of our community,” Fife said. #onpoli www.therecord.com/news/waterlo...

Regional Council just said yes to a $173 million police communications centre btw www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

trying to decide if I can use today's experience of referencing "Large Case Georg" to explain a changing sales trend to the department VP in my CPA Practical Experience report

It's the annual Ask a Manager salary survey! Every year, vastly fewer men fill this out than women. Men, please share your salary info (anonymously) so we have concrete salary comparisons to inform pay negotiations and fight the pay gap

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

Let me say this plainly: Iranian children have as much of a right to live and thrive as American children. Their babies MUST be as precious to me as my 6 niblings and my baby grandnib are IF I want them to have a future. If I want a future for my kin AND humanity, I MUST act like it. So must you.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

random close-of-weekend thoughts