Motherfucking wind farms…

And to stop accepting commuting to the office when working from home is just as productive and gives us hours back every day

from the latest print edition of ‘The Onion’

Doug Ford just realllllly wanted to be a municipal politician, he has opinions about your city's traffic infrastructure and school board trustees, nobody ask him about emergency room wait times

chotiner: u always order "...and fries for the table" me: sometimes people's meals do not come with fries chotiner: does your meal always come with fries me: ...yes chotiner: is there anyone else at the table me: chotiner: we can revisit this later

Loved this interview; they talk a bit about how subscribers keep growing and staying and watching and it made me consider how I think about my Dropout subscription more in terms of Patreon than Netflix www.theverge.com/podcast/7813...

everything sucks but this season of Taskmaster is very good. im in love with this cast, especially sanjeev bhaskar (who was fucking amazing in Unforgotten) and Reece Shearsmith, and now i wanna watch inside no 9

Mike Farwell like "people should work in the office because socializing is good for them" like I'm not too exhausted to go out with folks I actually like in my city after I have to be in the office making nice with people I don't really like all day

witness me writing "love being able to work from home" on EVERY EMPLOYEE SURVEY

i hate screens in cars.

Endless scrolling is brain prison and everything needs to go back to pagination

good morning

probably all this study of expense allocations and cost centres/investment centres/revenue centres in my CPA coursework wasn't supposed to make me even more socialist, but here we are

I used to love the Nalini Singh Guild Hunter books but lately her prose seems SO PURPLE AND CHEESY to me, it's too much, help

shout out to everyone else whose first thought about this image was "booty shorts slogan"

v mean to give a woman named Bibb this dress

Helping out my 75-year-old aunt with her laptop is always harrowing; she gets so many emails and recommendations from far right publications

bless Taskmaster, S20E01 was a fucking balm last night

I just think Charlie Kirk went how, by all indications, statements, and actions he wanted to go - but I continue to fight for no one to go that way.

"Pay attention - or pay $70" v good traffic camera slogan

Speeding costs municipalities money - extra need for traffic calming measures, traffic patrol cops, pedestrian education, etc - why shouldn't the people creating the extra costs be responsible for paying them?

37 is an uncomfortable age because you see 50-year-olds and they're like...kinda peers? but then sometimes they have children who are in their 20s which is Alarming

love to see a politician framing the ongoing battle for queer rights as a battle for freedom, which it is

as a vegetarian: a pox on beef tallow french fries

correct

A key thing missing from white people who get offended when they have structural racism explained to them is: humility

the fuck

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

I really want to go to the storage unit and get all the clothes I have stored there and sort through and reorganize into the new storage thingies I got and get organized for fall BUT NO, ANOTHER GIG, FUCK

former kids who read too many books and didnt know how to pronounce the words you learned gang say hey

The Wendy's people are having a lot of fun with their store signs due to the recent Wednesday Addams promo crossover, huh?

Lord, so many modern hymns are so bad

shout out the hymn-singing vocal quartet who left all their crap on stage between their (essentially karaoke) sets but pointedly brought us a lone water bottle that was left after ours

Insurance is such an abstract concept that all the ads for it have to be like, do you remember your first love? Wings fluttering in your chest, threatening to lift your feet off the ground? The heartbreak? Rent in two, molecules splitting, atoms unzipping your innermost seam? Well. Insurance.

If I were Prime Minister anyone who drives a vehicle with an extremely loud engine on purpose would be assigned a person with a megaphone to follow them around their daily lives yelling "Shame! Shame!" and setting off the air horn noise at intervals

oh no I am too Accountant to enjoy hippie festivals oh NO

Cutting public service jobs is not the way to save money and build a stronger economy. www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

the obituary James Dobson deserves

"If you parents followed James Dobson, you weren't raised, you were broken in." -Stephanie Warren

may he rot forever

In memoriam Box Brown, who literally mailed himself to freedom, and the temporary torment of a tiny cramped nearly airless box was better than being enslaved, than being told he was property and not a human being.

HELL YEAH

Nectarines > peaches

I wrote a song about how much I hate the 401 and urban sprawl and want a high speed rail between Quebec City and Windsor, but I on purpose never play it at bluegrass festivals where everyone drives pickup trucks and lives rural - but today the MC insisted on it as an encore and I FEEL WEIRD ABOUT IT

there is no unskilled labour

you know there is no intention of making all Palestinians full Israeli citizens either, so condemning millions to permanent statelessness and oppression

I remember being 15 and thinking mandatory Civics class was super dumb and yet here we are still, with most of the population with no understanding that representational democracy means voters bear responsibility for government choices