Is it too early to ask the painfully useless Ottawa Police whether they plan on preparing for this?

If Pierre Poilievre insists he's going to lead the CPC into the next federal election, can someone please -- for the love of Mutt -- ask him in which riding he intends to do that? I suspect Damien Kurek would like to know.

Freedom and progress, amirite?

By the way, you do realize that neither DoorDash -- nor any other delivery company -- would be allowed to hand-deliver anything to the door of the White House, right?

The best part of this clip is how Skippy holds the glass to his mouth for several seconds even though he is clearly not drinking anything.

This is so awesome ... another utter scam.

Eric Swalwell did sexual assault the right way. By Ezra Klein

Leopards. Faces. You know the rest.

Apparently, this fellatiotastic interview is from right-wing propaganda outlet Juno News -- the "media outlet" co-founded by Keean "Incel Caillou" Bexte who made his reputation by faking being handcuffed for the sake of getting salacious video clips so he could whine about political persecution.

Now that Mark Carney got his federal majority explicitly through by-elections (aka, "the will of the people"), will Pierre Poilievre finally shut the fuck up?

"I have no fear of the Trump administration," insisted Pope Leo XIV, moments before falling to his death from a fourth-floor balcony.

Is anyone tracking the pernicious influence of the Israeli lobby on Canadian politics?

Once you read this: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... you'll be well-prepared to recognize the howling inaccuracies and falsehoods in all of this: www.rebelnews.com/what_really_...

Q: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? TRUMP: I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do Red Cross. Only the fake news could come up with that one.

Exactly. Do not ask us to forgive. We're way past that.

I suspect @angierasmussen.bsky.social might have a thought or two about this abject dishonesty. www.rebelnews.com/what_really_...

OMFG ... even after the CBC absolutely disemboweled the scammy grift that was the Universal Ostrich saga that was promoted relentlessly by Rebel News, you'll never guess what Der Rebel in-house idiot Drea Humphrey is promoting. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... Go on, guess. You'll never guess.

Please tell me that, at some point, JD Vance personally endorsed Charlie Kirk.

CBC News Pitchbot: "Is the Pope really Catholic? We ask our expert panel of Tamara Lich, Andrew Scheer and some random truck driver from Red Deer."

Remember, kids, that while Rebel News' Ezra Levant has studiously ignored the overwhelming evidence of Donald Trump's relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, he spend *months* smearing Mark Carney as being involved with child sex trafficking based on a single innocuous photo from a music festival.

Oh, look ... another naked Zionist land grab.

Not to sound overly cynical but is anyone taking bets on how quickly Hungary's Peter Magyar becomes a Mark Carney-style disappointment to actual progressives?

Dear Mark Carney: If Garnett Genuis offers to cross the floor, you'd better say no. Your credibility is already in tatters.

If Donald Trump announced, "We don't need Canada; if we want to send semi-trailers of goods to Alaska, we could just go around Canada," reporters would simply shrug and transcribe his words verbatim, and not one of them would try to explain it to him.

We are now at the point where this level of ignorance and/or dementia is completely normalized -- reporters just shrug it off and accept it. There is no pushback anymore.

As creepy as ever, Ezra's hero ...

JD Vance needs to pay a call on Shuv Majumdar. No reason.

JD Vance is like the character of Death in the Family Guy series.

Dear Alberta: If Hungary can do it, you can, too.

There is never an inappropriate time for this tweet.

In a shocking political development, Marilyn Gladu has just crossed over to the Hungarian Tisza Party.

The importance of Hungary's Viktor Orban being electorally rogered with a chainsaw cannot be overemphasized.

If Viktor Orban is defeated, will Pierre Poilievre need to get a new blow-up doll?

My decision to go car-less last year is looking better by the day.

Shorter Mark Carney: "Donald Trump has treated Venezuela, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland and Iran like shit. I'm sure Canada has nothing to worry about."

Someday, after Mark Carney has turned Canada into an AI-driven military-industrial complex and slashed its social services beyond recognition, some of us are going to say we tried to warn you. Marilyn Gladu should have been your wakeup call.

So, just to be clear, we're going to unblockade the Strait of Hormuz by (*checks notes*) blockading it. Sure, why the fuck not? That makes as much sense as Marilyn Gladu becoming a Liberal. www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...

Please stop giving Mark Carney any more ideas.

How many times must I suggest that Mark Carney can fuck right the fuck off?

Every single time I think I can't despise Mark Carney and his fascist Liberal Party any further, they do fascist shit like this. Fuck that party.

I was, quite literally, just sitting down to pen a thread on this topic because I think there's something important here that most people are overlooking, and it's that, once you read the full post mortem related to these wretched birds ... www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... here's the cruclal point.

OFFS ... the perpetual grifters and scam artists at Der Rebel are now pushing gold fever.

On the other hand, Canada is simply tightening its embrace on fascist garbage like Twitter/X.

Is anyone keeping track of the ongoing sleaziness of CPC MP Jamil Jivani's self-serving and griftalicious restorethenorth.ca data mining web site? I've never seen anything that so egregiously said little more than, "Give us your personal information for subsequent fundraising, you suckers."

Pierre Poilievre wants to blame CPC MPs fleeing the party as some sort of nefarious, backroom dealing by the Liberals, when the truth is that people are finally tired of his absolute assholishness. And maybe they're sick of that opportunistic grifter Ana as well.

I know things look dark but console yourself with the fact that, someday, Rosie Barton will retire.

You need to bring your own blonde 12-year-old, though.

So, he admits they're all commiting crimes for him. He should be impeached for that alone.

"increasingly incoherent, volatile, profane, deranged, and threatening ..." But enough about Pierre Poilievre ...

A reminder that insurrectionist Tamara Lich is getting around the "can only travel to and from work" restriction of her sentence by having had Rebel News hire her for a job whose job description is effectively, "Go anywhere I want whenever I want." Perhaps the Court should look into this.