I'm starting to wonder if Mark Carney understands the simplest fucking thing about economics because all of his policy announcements recently have been thigh-suckingly stupid.

Jesus, what a stunningly tone-deaf thing to say.

Of course he has to put on a brave face, but it would be nice if some enterprising journo had the gumption to ask Skippy McSlogan the obvious question: "In which federal riding do you plan to contest the next election?" www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

As ever, Ezra's hero ...

Interestingly, Kirk claimed that she failed to attend because of some nebulous "threats" against her, when the more mundane explanation is that she saw the spectacular lack of interest and didn't want any part of that humiliating failure.

Donald Trump being a "healer" would certainly explain how fast he recovered from that bullet wound.

You know what? I'm starting to agree with Andrew Scheer that Mark Carney really *doesn't* know the first thing about economics.

I am so damned tired of solutions to high prices being, "We're going to take your money through taxes, then announce how we're simply going to give it back to you while not actually solving the problem in any way."

Taking dietary advice from Jabba the Hutt is like taking insurance advice from Andrew Scheer.

Keep in mind that someone actually took the time to: 1) think up this childish joke, and 2) further think it was funny enough to say publicly as an insult.

Yet again, Ezra's idea of freedom and progress ...

No matter how bad things get, remember that this is the demographic that will vote Republican no matter what. www.insurancejournal.com/news/southea...

Once again, Ezra's hero ...

Andrew Scheer says Mark Carney should be more careful when talking about economics.

I propose a drinking game where we take a shot every time we hear Peter Mansbridge pimping those Korean Hanwha subma ... *Thud*.

"Siri, what is the stupidest possible thing I could do in terms of tackling the current political crisis and skyrocketing fuel costs?"

If you're an oil & gas corporation in Alberta and you make an obscene profit, you get to keep all of the federal subsidies you collected *along* with all that obscene profit. If you're struggling financially on EI or welfare and manage to earn some extra income, the government claws that back.

Every time Pierre Poilievre whines about a"dirty backroom deal," an angel gets pancreatic cancer.

Could someone tell Avi Lewis to stop wearing that ... whatever the hell that is zip-up pullover hoodie thingy. You're a grown-up, Avi ... dress like it.

So how's that "West Virginians for Trump" thing working out for y'all? Well, damn ...

Now that Carney's Liberals have a majority, what's the prediction on more floor crossers? And whether they would even be accepted now that they're no longer needed?

JD Vance presuming to lecture the Pope on matters of theology is like Andrew Scheer advising people on life career choices.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

And now I know who "Clavicular" is, and I hate you all for making that happen.

Frankly, it's hard to disagree with this.

What did anyone expect ... it's raining out there.

Woman who openly insists that Israel has the right to defend itself cannot bring herself to name that same country when it murders children.

Apparently, since there is moisture in the air, Ottawa's Line 1 O-Train is legally required to be fucked up.

It would be nice if the Carney government similarly stripped Canadian right-wing propaganda outlets of their charitable tax status. I am not optimistic.

The only upside to Pierre Poilievre sticking around as the leader of the CPC is that, with every day that goes by, he becomes more odious and unlikeable. And that goes for his smarmy, self-absorbed grifter of a wife, too.

*Sigh* ... no delivery person would be allowed to hand-deliver *anything* to the President of the United States at the front door of the White House. How stupid must you be to not know that?

I'm sure you're getting bored of my constantly making fun of Ezra's soppy man crush on his hero Donald Trump.

Is it too early to ask the painfully useless Ottawa Police whether they plan on preparing for this?

If Pierre Poilievre insists he's going to lead the CPC into the next federal election, can someone please -- for the love of Mutt -- ask him in which riding he intends to do that? I suspect Damien Kurek would like to know.

Freedom and progress, amirite?

By the way, you do realize that neither DoorDash -- nor any other delivery company -- would be allowed to hand-deliver anything to the door of the White House, right?

The best part of this clip is how Skippy holds the glass to his mouth for several seconds even though he is clearly not drinking anything.

This is so awesome ... another utter scam.

Eric Swalwell did sexual assault the right way. By Ezra Klein

Leopards. Faces. You know the rest.

Apparently, this fellatiotastic interview is from right-wing propaganda outlet Juno News -- the "media outlet" co-founded by Keean "Incel Caillou" Bexte who made his reputation by faking being handcuffed for the sake of getting salacious video clips so he could whine about political persecution.

Now that Mark Carney got his federal majority explicitly through by-elections (aka, "the will of the people"), will Pierre Poilievre finally shut the fuck up?

"I have no fear of the Trump administration," insisted Pope Leo XIV, moments before falling to his death from a fourth-floor balcony.

Is anyone tracking the pernicious influence of the Israeli lobby on Canadian politics?

Once you read this: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... you'll be well-prepared to recognize the howling inaccuracies and falsehoods in all of this: www.rebelnews.com/what_really_...

Q: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? TRUMP: I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do Red Cross. Only the fake news could come up with that one.

Exactly. Do not ask us to forgive. We're way past that.

I suspect @angierasmussen.bsky.social might have a thought or two about this abject dishonesty. www.rebelnews.com/what_really_...

OMFG ... even after the CBC absolutely disemboweled the scammy grift that was the Universal Ostrich saga that was promoted relentlessly by Rebel News, you'll never guess what Der Rebel in-house idiot Drea Humphrey is promoting. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... Go on, guess. You'll never guess.

Please tell me that, at some point, JD Vance personally endorsed Charlie Kirk.