The problem here is that the election officials for the federal government are so mouth-breathingly fucking stupid that, when the next election rolls around and Der Rebel applies for media outlet status, they'll get it. Canada's federal officials are just imbecilic beyond description.

Pretty much like how Alberta is taking public money and shoveling it to the O&G industry.

OMFG ... read the comments of unspeakably stupid people here: calgaryherald.com/opinion/colu...

Apparently, someone finally explained arithmetic to Danielle Smith.

Dear FIFA: How's that Donald Trump "FIFA Peace Prize" looking these days?

This is a jaw-dropping level of stupid from the NDP, who should be *begging* disenchanted Liberals to cross the floor to them. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

It's bad enough that Alberta keeps demanding federal money for pipelines even as it's threatening to secede. It's worse that Mark Carney is agreeing with them.

Sixty. Million. Dollars.

How do you even mock this?

Why would any part of the rest of Canada be negotiating with Alberta for even more pipelines given Alberta's relentless whining about secession? B.C. should tell both Danielle Smith and Mark Carney to fuck right off. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I always wondered when the cops would get around to declaring that coming to a protest in makeshift armor was a crime in itself. And the answer (as we’ve always know ) is “when leftists and liberals do it.”

"What do you say to the people who describe ICE detention centres as monstrously inhumane and cruel?" "Well, we've talked to the CEOs of those private prisons ...".

These people are even dumber than Albertans. www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

Keyboard Cat has backed out of Freedom 250.

We really need Senator Lindsey "Lady G" Graham to attack James Talarico's masculinity. That would be epic.

Hassett is the most vile sociopath in the entire Trump administration; he can smile while talking about people dying from medical bankruptcy.

Cory Doctorow explains the difference between "Carneyism" and "Carney." pluralistic.net/2026/05/30/r...

I could go either way on this.

Why can't Canada have a Zohran Mamdani?

So, having suckered everyone with a promise of actual entertainment and arranged for the attendance of military members, Donald Trump will now bait-and-switch, then brag about his popularity based on the deception of having promised all those festers something totally different.

Please let him do this. Please.

Just FYI, I will be checking in regularly on the state of Ezra Levant's Voyage of the Damned, www.thenewscruise.com, to see what other vile, white nationalist fascists he signs up after his latest acquisition of creepy stalker and disgraced, disbarred lawyer John Carpay. www.thenewscruise.com

🤔 www.cnn.com/2026/05/29/e...

Remember, kids, my 'hood (Byward Market/North Dal) is holding a community-wide yard sale tomorrow (Sunday) morning, starting at 8 a.m. and going until about noon. Lots of stuff for sale. Bring cash. www.facebook.com/events/13985...

The Hudson Brothers have pulled out of Freedom 250.

If Donald Trump were any more creepily self-absorbed and narcissistic, he'd be Ana Poilievre.

This is *so* entertaining, given how Mace pretty much whored herself out for Trump on every street corner. www.newsweek.com/trump-backs-...

Moxy Fruvous has backed out of Freedom 250.

Steel Panther and The Arrogant Worms have pulled out of Freedom 250.

The Rutles have backed out of Freedom 250.

Sammy Maudlin has pulled out of Freedom 250.

Lola Heatherton has pulled out of Freedom 250.

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir has pulled out of Freedom 250.

"Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes" have pulled out of the Freedom 250 concert.

The "Kars 4 Kids" band have pulled out of Freedom 250.

Yes, we all know that. The question is why we are fine with letting it continue.

I'm curious ... how much is Evan Solomon getting paid for being as useful as a condom machine at the Vatican?

Well, this is an interesting development.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! How's that "Troops for Trump" thing working out for you, you total fuckwits?

If you're in Ottawa and love garage sales, my 'hood (Byward Market/North Dal) is having a community yard sale this Sunday starting at 8 a.m. I will personally have a few items out for sale somewhere in the area. www.facebook.com/events/13985...

Dear Alberta: This day of protest would not have been necessary if you HADN'T ELECTED THOSE ASSHOLES IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! You know that, right?

Oh, look ... judges who still think Donald Trump gives a fuck what they think.

Wait ... WHAT!?!?

If Michelle Ferreri had a massive head injury ...

I repeat ... after many weeks of Ezra Levant and Keean Bexte being the *only* apparent celebrities on Ezra's grifty Caribbean cruise, there is now a third person of interest ... disgraced, disbarred lawyer and creepy stalker John Carpay. We should start a pool on who the next contestant is.

Random suggestion: If Trump orders his DOJ to launch retaliatory criminal investigations of his critics and rape victims, then Democrats should *promise* that, if they take power, they will create a $2 billion reparations slush fund, and compensate all of those targets for vindictive prosecution.

There's an interesting and encouraging parallel between the current collapse of Donald Trump's narcissistic "America 250 State Fair," and something happening on *this* side of the border. Here's the current state of America 250, showing the frantic race for the exits by various performers:

Donald Trump has sacrificed American lives for a lucrative real estate deal.

OMFG ... the newest addition to Ezra Levant's Voyage of the Damned tropical cruise is one John Carpay. Yes, *that* disbarred, lawbreaking John Carpay. How do you even mock this? www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...