Oh, look ... FIFA banning you from bringing your own water to the games so that you're forced to purchase overpriced water on-site. I *so* look forward to not giving a shit about the World Cup and its overwhelming corruption. www.si.com/soccer/fifa-...

Welp, it's been nice having these computers but it's time to get back in the sea now. (See alt text for deeply alarming abstract of paper about AI-assisted self-modifying network worms …) https://arxiv.org/html/2606.03811v1

It's become increasingly clear that we don't need to worry about Alberta separatism since Danielle Smith is determined to kill every Albertan. So ... no problem. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Someone who has not the slightest idea about AI.

Oh, look ... Mark Carney is *exactly* the kind of narcissistic, neo-con asshole I (and others) have been saying all this time. It's time for any remaining principled Liberal MPs to walk away from that party.

You'll never guess which Canadian racist mound of human garbage is also politicizing this. Go on, guess. You'll never guess. www.rebelnews.com/ezra_levant_...

If only CBC News had someone like Scott Pelley.

There is a special place in hell for Oprah Winfrey for giving us Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil.

I have no problem with the UFC cage being a permanent fixture at the White House as long as it's used to hang all of the people who next storm the Capitol.

If Donald Trump really has stroked out and kicked it, and the Left celebrates joyously, and the Right excoriates us for taking satisfaction in the death of another human being, I'll be forced to pull out this pic of Ezra Levant and Michael Coren gleefully toasting the death of Jack Layton.

"How *dare* you draw any adverse inferences based on two people simply being in the same photo!?!?", shriek Canada's neo-Nazi white nationalists, who drew adverse inferences based on Mark Carney and Ghislaine Maxwell simply being in the same photo.

So is the solution to Alberta separatism to just wait until the whole province dies from a lack of healthcare? Is that the plan?

A country of war criminals.

Hey, kids, guess which bloviating, self-absorbed, right-wing, fascist, pedophile-defending loudmouth who is always yammering on about censorship and cancel culture has absolutely nothing to say about CBS' canning of veteran newsman Scott Pelley. Go on, guess. You'll never guess.

I keep asking ... why do we keep trying to placate ignorant, white nationalist Albertans when we can much more easily tell them to fuck off and secede, but they're not taking any of that treaty land with them? Why is this such a difficult concept to grasp?

The problem here is that the election officials for the federal government are so mouth-breathingly fucking stupid that, when the next election rolls around and Der Rebel applies for media outlet status, they'll get it. Canada's federal officials are just imbecilic beyond description.

Pretty much like how Alberta is taking public money and shoveling it to the O&G industry.

OMFG ... read the comments of unspeakably stupid people here: calgaryherald.com/opinion/colu...

Apparently, someone finally explained arithmetic to Danielle Smith.

Dear FIFA: How's that Donald Trump "FIFA Peace Prize" looking these days?

This is a jaw-dropping level of stupid from the NDP, who should be *begging* disenchanted Liberals to cross the floor to them. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

It's bad enough that Alberta keeps demanding federal money for pipelines even as it's threatening to secede. It's worse that Mark Carney is agreeing with them.

Sixty. Million. Dollars.

How do you even mock this?

Why would any part of the rest of Canada be negotiating with Alberta for even more pipelines given Alberta's relentless whining about secession? B.C. should tell both Danielle Smith and Mark Carney to fuck right off. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I always wondered when the cops would get around to declaring that coming to a protest in makeshift armor was a crime in itself. And the answer (as we’ve always know ) is “when leftists and liberals do it.”

"What do you say to the people who describe ICE detention centres as monstrously inhumane and cruel?" "Well, we've talked to the CEOs of those private prisons ...".

These people are even dumber than Albertans. www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

Keyboard Cat has backed out of Freedom 250.

We really need Senator Lindsey "Lady G" Graham to attack James Talarico's masculinity. That would be epic.

Hassett is the most vile sociopath in the entire Trump administration; he can smile while talking about people dying from medical bankruptcy.

Cory Doctorow explains the difference between "Carneyism" and "Carney." pluralistic.net/2026/05/30/r...

I could go either way on this.

Why can't Canada have a Zohran Mamdani?

So, having suckered everyone with a promise of actual entertainment and arranged for the attendance of military members, Donald Trump will now bait-and-switch, then brag about his popularity based on the deception of having promised all those festers something totally different.

Please let him do this. Please.

Just FYI, I will be checking in regularly on the state of Ezra Levant's Voyage of the Damned, www.thenewscruise.com, to see what other vile, white nationalist fascists he signs up after his latest acquisition of creepy stalker and disgraced, disbarred lawyer John Carpay. www.thenewscruise.com

🤔 www.cnn.com/2026/05/29/e...

Remember, kids, my 'hood (Byward Market/North Dal) is holding a community-wide yard sale tomorrow (Sunday) morning, starting at 8 a.m. and going until about noon. Lots of stuff for sale. Bring cash. www.facebook.com/events/13985...

The Hudson Brothers have pulled out of Freedom 250.

If Donald Trump were any more creepily self-absorbed and narcissistic, he'd be Ana Poilievre.

This is *so* entertaining, given how Mace pretty much whored herself out for Trump on every street corner. www.newsweek.com/trump-backs-...

Moxy Fruvous has backed out of Freedom 250.

Steel Panther and The Arrogant Worms have pulled out of Freedom 250.

The Rutles have backed out of Freedom 250.

Sammy Maudlin has pulled out of Freedom 250.

Lola Heatherton has pulled out of Freedom 250.

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir has pulled out of Freedom 250.

"Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes" have pulled out of the Freedom 250 concert.

The "Kars 4 Kids" band have pulled out of Freedom 250.