Bath bombs with dried flowers or herbs in them are a scourge on society

i need some pre-PV sexy swim brief recs pleaseeee 🩲 love my Coyote and Sukrew but looking for something newww 🏝️

someone get maura higgins a snowball

red wine hangover aka my brain is in a hydraulic press today 😖😩

@jvohmy.bsky.social: you know what drag queen they need to bring on Traitors? Both of us at the exact same time: Tammy Brown

This season of The Traitors US has both a secret traitor (TBD as of Ep 1) and secret shield (the threat of swiftie violence)

Unlike Drag Race, i don’t think there is an amount of international Traitors versions playing at one time that could upset me

out: wearing underwear to the gym

Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

I deeply regret not chasing down every last local bottle of my favourite Lemon Cream body wash after noticing they started disappearing from pharmacies. How am i supposed to attract men if i don’t smell like a delicious little lemon bar ☹️

it’s NYE so i deviled eggs for breakfast

unless i specifically invite it there is no need to post a nude reply to one of my skeets thank you for your time 🤗

girlies what fun things are we new years resolving this year

left out the hot ice cream and fairy dough but santa smize didn’t visit me ☹️

the next time someone asks me and the bf if we are brothers just because we’re both tall i’m just saying yes and then making out with him

i can’t tell you how much i love my stepchild

hearing whispers of a few oomfie visits in 2026 more of yall should get with the program toronto is where you wanna be 😇

pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

How to Be Hungover in a God Honoring Way

🎶🎄Later on we’ll perspire, as we breed by the fire 🎄🎶

i needed that CDR elimination for my own sanity

how is it december 1st already

the theme was “winter is cumming” how’d i do?

currently watching drag race while crafting homemade skims merkin thongs for a “winter is cumming” themed dodgeball party this weekend being gay is so stupid

i dropped my apartment keys down the gap in the elevator shaft 🙃

Hues and Cues: American Thanksgiving special edition

you don’t even wanna know what Joe Bidens Jreen Bean Casserloe costs

Opening Bluesky on Thanksgiving

daddy to many, but step dad to just one 🐶

did all my christmas decorating and it’s given me such a sense of (surely temporary) calm

Nietzsche

on my west wing rewatch and 18th and potomac just came on while im on the elliptical gonna be hard to run while i cry

being gay in december is such a joke what do you mean i only have 5 days without a social event the whole month 😭

ring ring

this anni dinner was 🥵🥵🥵

two years since the hangout that changed everything ❤️ and the dream lives on

be a goon bro all you want but if even one more man says “donger” to me i’m going back to fucking women

feels like cheating to say this and not post some fresh cock friday myself so ~enjoy~ #fcf

some of yall celebrating recycled cock friday with these weekly reposts idkkkkk

omg Katya and Vic improving together my tender pussy is SWOLLEN

I want to resist it but i fear that i actually like Rizo as a game player #Survivor49

bed extra cozy this morning how am i expected to leave it

hangover days without the bf are *not* it i am so debilitatingly h*rny my god

what’s ur favourite housewives tagline? nothing touches “money doesn’t give you class, it just gives you money” for me