two years since the hangout that changed everything ❤️ and the dream lives on

be a goon bro all you want but if even one more man says “donger” to me i’m going back to fucking women

feels like cheating to say this and not post some fresh cock friday myself so ~enjoy~ #fcf

some of yall celebrating recycled cock friday with these weekly reposts idkkkkk

omg Katya and Vic improving together my tender pussy is SWOLLEN

I want to resist it but i fear that i actually like Rizo as a game player #Survivor49

bed extra cozy this morning how am i expected to leave it

hangover days without the bf are *not* it i am so debilitatingly h*rny my god

what’s ur favourite housewives tagline? nothing touches “money doesn’t give you class, it just gives you money” for me

i’d put the loos in appaloosa for orville peck

spent four weeks doing multiple interview rounds for two different positions and lost both opportunities this week confidence at all time low so let’s get that blood alcohol to an all time high!!!

my bravo-verse catch up has finally gotten me to a tandem RHOBH and Vanderpump Rules watch collecting all of the memes along the way

Who in this blip of a lifetime, on this fragile earth, in this whisper of a dream of an existence, has ever assumed a continuity in the James Bond franchise

meeting my best girlfriends new baby tomorrow what is everyone’s favourite queerness spell i can cast on her while im there

me, at 6’3, feeling so babygirl lightly tippy toeing to kiss my 6’4 bottom bf

a renewed hope for democracy has inspired another rewatch of The West Wing

tbh they should have cameos, cole should co-star

refuse to add context to this

slow cooker meals are great except for the part where i have to smell delicious food all day and not get to eat it

JENNIFER LAWRENCE AND EMMA STONE ARE PRODUCING A MISS PIGGY MOVIE WRITTEN BY COLE ESCOLA?!

i simply could not be straight again there is no conversion strong enough

some people use leftover wine for cooking i use it to make what i call clean-out-the-fridge sangria for pre-ing my next night out 🥂

Two interviews this week (early rounds still) send me good vibes (or a cash deposit so i don’t have to get a new job at all)

mentally resetting after halloween weekend only to remember tonight is the halloween dodgeball night mother above pray for my liver

boyfriend is dressing as a sad condom tonight so of course i had to load him up before going out

oh i’m SO ready to get wronged by another season of American Horror Story

mental illness is me having two more dorinda-medley-instagram-post-inspired slutty halloween costumes for this weekend

cheers to a cozy fall morning ☕️

Since it’s back may I say: this trend was made for people who otherwise didn’t or rarely posted nudes on main. Watching content creators who post hog everyday suddenly post it small is a flagrant misuse and i’m sorry to all who have been subjected to it.

i hate gay halloween. what do you mean you are dorinda medleys october inspired bathtub photoshoot?

watched the blue jays game at the local dive and there was a pup in a jersey barking at every play being gay is so unserious

the pride i have for this years halloween costume that possibly 1 in 50 people might understand without prompting might be the gayest thing about me

slept so wrong body in absolute shambles today

The Girlfriend is such a fucking ride omg

Fairy dough diva cold fairy dough diva hot.

to anyone hoping to convince me there is a god this october beach day has me feeling very vulnerable to spirituality

miss, for a dollar, rhyme a word

sorry for keeping my underwear on during #fcf but i’m shy

randomly on a big Life In Cartoon Motion kick

another beach week 🥹 God is a generous, kind woman

starting the diplomat solely because i saw that allison janney and bradley whitford will be regulars in season 4

morning walks

the funniest thing a man can do is repost the original release date announcement for a movie that’s been pushed back and say how they’re excited to see it next week even though it now doesn’t release for months

i’d usually request butt pics in my dms for my birthday but bluesky has robbed me of this small joy 😔

wait Matt Fraction is doing the new Batman 😫 don’t make me get back into weekly comic pulls i don’t have the SPACE

every announcement about this movie gets me more and more hopeful for star wars in cinema

okay FINE i’ll watch hunting wives you 🚬🐐s have convinced me

new 👓, who dis? (just kidding i can see you clearly now)

i received my first gay halloween party email can we stop wishing for summer to end like this i’m not ready for depression

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