miss, for a dollar, rhyme a word

sorry for keeping my underwear on during #fcf but i’m shy

randomly on a big Life In Cartoon Motion kick

another beach week 🥹 God is a generous, kind woman

starting the diplomat solely because i saw that allison janney and bradley whitford will be regulars in season 4

morning walks

the funniest thing a man can do is repost the original release date announcement for a movie that’s been pushed back and say how they’re excited to see it next week even though it now doesn’t release for months

i’d usually request butt pics in my dms for my birthday but bluesky has robbed me of this small joy 😔

wait Matt Fraction is doing the new Batman 😫 don’t make me get back into weekly comic pulls i don’t have the SPACE

every announcement about this movie gets me more and more hopeful for star wars in cinema

okay FINE i’ll watch hunting wives you 🚬🐐s have convinced me

new 👓, who dis? (just kidding i can see you clearly now)

i received my first gay halloween party email can we stop wishing for summer to end like this i’m not ready for depression

Australian Survivor >>>>

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

scheduled a dinner party during a planned water shutdown in my building 🤡

gay cottage weekends are a marathon someone get me an ice bath and some carbohydrates i’m in recovery

it’s so humid out my walking speed has been normalized to straight

standout from last nights dinner party was the tuna carpaccio and caesar salad martinis. kicked the night off strong 💪🍸

mushroom chocolate eaten, ticket bought, ready to giggle

is it weird that i’m tempted to see the Naked Gun later?

beach bummin with my boy 🏖️☀️

bought new glasses today new face incoming next week 🤓

prepare to stare, it was halloween weekend at the gay campground (being gay is so unserious 😂)

left the bar early tonight so i could finish up some food prep for the dinner party im hosting tomorrow not sure if this was a responsible or reckless action watch this space

me when i’m about to yuck your yum

going to try to pick up bluesky again i miss the community from t*****r (and refuse to go back) but just haven’t put the work in here

When a hot person posts an opinion instead of their butt

Iceman Pinup🧊

not able to fall back asleep in the weight bench sized bed sliver my boyfriend and his dog have left me today

are these tighty enough for #twt ?

good morning to the window washer who may or may not have seen me enjoying my naked morning coffee before i was able to quickly throw a blanket over me 💕

Charisma Nerve Tower @talltbh.bsky.social @classicsftw.bsky.social @bradys.bsky.social

wishing everyone a happy #fcf from Toronto Island 🏝️🥰

uh oh big brother house is clue themed this might be what tips the scale for me to start watching

at least THEY’LL have wine

can’t believe we’ve already spent a whole year towering over people together 💕 guess this relationships really got legs 😜

ever wake up and quickly try to get back to sleep so you can win an argument in an unfinished dream?

name a cuter bsky bestie duo i dare you @bradys.bsky.social

the masterpiece that is d’arcy carden’s performance in Janet(s)

happy “popular with friends” scroll day

Rogue Nation/Fallout is a much more successful two part story compared to Dead Reckoning/Final Reckoning

protect David at all costs

this season of survivor has been devastatingly boring i might be switching to only AU only going forward because i desperately miss *actual* competitors

another night ruined by the ttc 🥰

grapes are a great healthy snack except for that they always beg me to have a lil piece of cheese with every single one

whenever my father tells me he saw an SNL skit he thought i would like what he’s really doing is politely saying “eat this thing Bowen Yang fed the masses you f*ggot”

‘cutering

Krysten Ritter will officially return as Jessica Jones in ‘DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN’ Season 2.

new man at my shawarma place making the fattest fucking saj wrap for me my pussy is WET