you gotta treat him like he's the job applicant in this sketch

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When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

There are no perfect protestors, no perfect political prisoners, no perfect way to resist fascist violence. The state sees us all the same. Ask the Haymarket martyrs. Ask Fred Hampton. Hold the Prairieland defendants close. Give them your support, your letters, your love. They WILL come home.

TOTAL CANADIAN CULTURAL VICTORY

what member of brassica are you? tag yourself, i think im canola

FUCK

very pleasantly surprised at how much I love this record

i'm in a weirdly bad mood today, i fucking loathed Disclosure Day, am considering finally muting a harmless but relentless bad take machine (non-politics division) my timeline keeps showing me, and i feel tired and broke. wheeeeee

With ALT text. It also should be noted that all of those things are still available. Stop using genAI & search on your own. The reality is that living under capitalism means they will monetize anything they can get their hands on & convince you that you need to buy it from them. You don't.

beating Aeonglass felt good. beating him with a 73-card draw and discard heavy Silent deck? that felt GREAT (ascension 0 though, fwiw)

Cannot fucking believe an external 4TB SSD drive that cost me $200 last year is now $1100. Had to check receipts to make sure. They’re really out there trying to keep you from having a PC, phone, or a gaming console so they can have hallucinating, polluting chatbots that drop bombs on kids’ schools.

the long good friday also has me thinking there should be an oscar apart from the costume design trophy the big fantasists deserve that's devoted to having that mfin shit on

Rough day, so have a poem about the Jar of Moles in the Grant Zoology Museum in London that everyone has regarded as too thoroughly batshit to publish

we should actually teach minors that trans people exist and that you might be one and that even if you aren't, you still don't have to be 100% the gender you were assigned at birth. there is no "right time" to broach the subject with young people, unless that time is "as soon as possible"

this is an attack/scam and you should never follow instructions like these, for the record

fisher, still so fervently missed.

huh, I've got Belle and Sebastian's "Jonathan David" stuck in my head. wonder why.

sometimes you get, like, a season finale episode of therapy where all these long-running plotlines get tied together, there are shocking reveals, etc. thank god now that i've got all that figured out none of it will ever negatively effect me again. 🫠

So called “poptimism” has already reached Level 5, wake up sheeple

my theory is that the loss of headphone jacks is not unconnected with the plague of people just... playing their music, videos, speakerphone calls in public

you do have to wonder whether perhaps the outsized reaction cis guys like this have to transmasc folks is the fear of what happens if a framework of masculinity that isn’t centered on violence, dominance or patriarchy ever took root more broadly. they would have no way to define themselves as people

The men in my life don't do this and we're all pretty comfortably men.

Seen this guy calling people slurs in the waiting room in Beetlejuice

I like assorted Crisis Events because: A: It's an anthology of great stand-alone tragicomic one-shots that uniquely capture the experience of being a human in the 2020s. B: It manages to legally deniably slot into your headcanon for every single shared universe big cosmic multiverse event ever.

some art is so powerful it needs no context @kuma-tora.bsky.social

1. Search ‘meta glasses’ on Instagram 2. Find sponsored influencer posts 3. Comment ‘oh, the pervert glasses, right? For perverts?’ it’s fun, anyhow

i have pretty low expectations for this kind of thing, so the workplace Juneteenth seminar quoting directly from "What to the Slave Is the Fourth of July?" has me hooting and hollering (but still not posting "Resurrect John Brown and Give Him Power Armor" in the chat)

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

“However singular or slightly uncanny their work together seems, one thing that’s much less mysterious is just how good it sounds,” writes Ian Mathers. dustedmagazine.tumblr.com/post/8196015... @ismathers.bsky.social

you know that thing about "the law protects but does not bind; the law binds but does not protect" imagine how frustrating it must be, to be on team "protected but not bound", too constricted to even be a real person, watching through the bars as team "bound but not protected" has weird sex outside

All of comics bsky needs to see this:

this is a stupid argument even by anti-pop chud standards, and falls apart the minute you try to generalize it even a little ”songs all written by the same middle aged men” describes… bands, with songwriters who famously are disproportionately male. what rubes their fans are, what filthy casuals

Went out on the stoop and recorded exactly 1h of the mayhem gradually ramping up outside, starting in the first minutes of Q4 & continuing through the aftermath; quite nice w/ headphones for the full sensory experience: soundcloud.com/kfw/knicksin5

thank you new york for proving that socialism works

Bottomless breadsticks implies the existence of topless breadsticks and now I'm hungry AND horny at this Olive Garden.

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i'm glad Bandcamp sends me emails with what @nedraggett.bsky.social and other folks I'm following are picking up, because what do you mean I first heard there's a new L'Rain record in August via Ned preordering it???

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So frustrating when someone says it is what it is when it's not what it could be

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

balls deep (trapped in a ball pit)

All the promises about the good AI will do for humanity are predicated on it abandoning the profit motive driving its creation.

So Canada drew with Bosnia & Herzegovina... just like in the @peoples-pop-polls.bsky.social I will not consider this a curse as long as we get the same results as the poll in the rest of the group stage

to be clear, this is NOT AI

quick question who will that revenue be generated from

It's very revealing of a number of things. 1) Are you the only real person who exists? 2) Can you be moderately inconvenienced for 15 seconds without losing your temper? 3) Does might always make right? If the answer is yes to any of those, whoops, you're a right winger!

There’s all sorts of dangerous misinformation online. Like when people try and tell you that “sump pump” is short for “sumptuous pumptuous.” That’s probably not even true. It might be though.

*for the millionth time, in reverent awe* what the fuck is wrong with this man

"I would say the magic is back, baby"