This is a good dude.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

I think this may be a direct quote and not a joke

Fun Fact: Little Pete went to college near me and we exchanged emails once. Another Fun Fact: One of my best friends went to college with Ellen. A Final Fun Fact: Toby Huss's hotel proprietor in Reno 911: The Movie is one of the funniest characters ever.

Prometheus, which somehow managed to misunderstand almost every single thing about what made the original Alien movie so incredible.

The Indian Buffet is open.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

Every single economist on BlueSky doesn't shop for groceries and doesn't pay the electric bill. That's literally the only thing I can figure out about their ongoing, "You dumb motherfuckers are doing great and should be happy about how great you're doing!!!" advocacy for the current economy.

rip to all the people excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

It's sex time.

According to every single economist on Bluesky, "54 percent of consumers are fucking idiots! They're all doing better and should celebrate how much better they're doing and how much the economy rules!"

free speech is when you're free to shut up and sit there while i give a speech

"American consumers should LOVE these rising prices anyway and they're all a bunch of assholes if they don't!!!" every economist on this website for some goddamned reason.

*pinching the bridge of my nose so hard that it turns into sand* A normal person, "Somebody I care about just got a raise but they're still making less than I am. I'm struggling to pay higher costs. I'm not sure how they're doing it. I hope they're doing okay." An economist, "WRONG!"

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Anyway, before anyone yells at me, I think there are real material conditions affecting how many, many people feel about affordability right now too, and guys who just want to point at charts and call you dumb are not thinking deeply about how people actually interact with and experience the economy

I feel like economists would make more progress on their, "Hey, everything isn't as bad as you think it is!" project if their pitch wasn't, "Hey, dumbfuck, everything's fine, you're a fucking idiot if you think otherwise!" But, as always, economists and marketing are like oil and water.

When I worked in an Indian kitchen, Asha Bhosle's music was a staple. So was Lata Mangeshkar's, her sister. They were royalty in that room (and a lot of other places too). It is impossible to understand the volume of music they both created, record, and gave to the world.

It should also be noted that journalists and journalism seeks to protect abusers in almost every imaginable situation. This is a reflection of the same cultural desire which exists as a bone-deep cancerous rot throughout the human condition.

Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.

bit.ly/4t7G2EU President Donald Trump promised to cut Americans’ electricity bills in half, but costs have increased. It’s becoming an aggravating issue for voters, even deep in Trump country where some fed-up West Virginians are paying more for power than mortgages.

i was pretty suspicious of all the epstein stuff, but that press conference cleared everything up for me. that's the end of that i guess

Why I don't trust anyone a little too obsessed about falling fertility rates

Finally, a philosophical viewpoint I can agree with full stop.

@davidjroth.bsky.social Hey man, I've been putting some real thought into it, and after a lot of consideration, I just wanted to say: Frank Tanana

This is objectively correct analysis.

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

So everything's going well?

Always fun to encounter a headline that has me staring at my phone screen blinking silently as I try to process what's being written.

Not the point, I realize, but I figured that last name was a social media affectation when in fact it turns out to be real!

Look at these images of NYC in 1975, see how peaceful it was? Look at how everybody seems to be enjoying their lives, and now contrast it to today. Our country has been ruined.

there were 1,600 murders in New York City in 1975 there were 303 murders in New York City in 2025 New York City's population increased by about 30% over that time period

I have bunches of these because discovering new music is one of my favorite things about being alive, but I remember MTV's 120 Minutes debuting both Bjork's "Human Behavior" and Smashing Pumpkins "Cherub Rock" as genuine oh my god moment in my life.

He's literally pouring buckets of water INTO the wave somehow.

even though the content of what he's saying is terrible, at least he sounds awful

Oh so now copyright matters.

Even when you pass the corner piece with the cop, you still get sent to jail for being insufficiently deferential to the cop.

They like Trump and want to help him

Hyoga is a juggling yellow dragon from Hamamatsu City. He is an evil dragon because he eats his roommate's ice cream without permission.

Love how this kind of stuff is EXACTLY what was appearing in the first half of Starship Troopers.

That one was especially tricky, we had to bring in the busloads of foreign agitators by boat

Again, the first Tea Party rallies in April 2009 -- heavily promoted in advance by Fox News -- only had about 300,000 attendees across 750 cities, but the media treated it like the Second American Revolution. There will be multiple *individual* No Kings rallies today that have more people at them.

Speaking as someone who is *definitely* going to hell, "The lord only speaks through big naturals" is an objectively hilarious statement.

I covered this story for Defector because it falls under two of my beats, Amazon's Reacher News & Views and Suburban Brain Disorder. defector.com/suburban-hom...

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

The Kennedy center board of trustees look like theyre about to give Dick Tracy a real hard time…

I appreciate these nominations but the correct answers are "Crash" by Dave Matthews, then "Pianoman" by Billy Joel, then anything by The Eagles ("Desperado" if you absolutely have to pick one).