Hard to believe that being wedged completely up your own ass isn't a bigger seller.

Every single one of these guys functions under the assumption that what is popular in their fetid little group chats is also the actual will of Real Americans, because anyone who thinks otherwise is excluded from that group by virtue of thinking otherwise. None of them have ever had a real job.

you can remove the word "parenting" from this and it all still holds

Now, now, cmon, it wasn't the rank sexism that did it, these dipshits have never been attractive to women.

There's literally nothing forcing anybody to take this dumb horseshit seriously.

“why is the us government posting racist franklin the turtle memes?” I dunno man, hadn’t noticed. seems like you’d have to go out of your way to see that kind of thing. did you know you can look at pornography online

So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10

Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight

"we're having a crisis of masculinity!11!" - a man-baby dork

Just to put this in perspective: The 1984 Pontiac Fiero - the thing that crumples up like this - got a five star safety rating and was hailed as one of the safest cars on the market at the time

The first mistake here was thinking of David Brooks.

does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?

Dude's going as Colonel Harvey Sanders Keitel.

sometimes, which what i’ve learned from, of when’s all comes down to yourself — indeed, i might add — has always been them into some

1. It's important to understand that the genesis of this discussion was an article written by an Ivy Leaguer no doubt motivated by the one time she saw somebody get an accommodation that she didn't believe was necessary. 2. Don't make things harder for people with disabilities. Full stop.

He's the most Emperor's New Clothes there has ever been.

It's odd that Matt here - literally the smartest man among us peons - doesn't turn his infinite wisdom into a successful political campaign that he would easily win given his incredible knowledge and foresight.

Does anybody at The Atlantic even bother editing this shit? "The ADA was suppose to make college more equitable" is fucking ridiculous. How on earth did this get published?

Always fun when some dickhead con law prof that looks like a bus pervert opens his mouth and says something irretrievably stupid first thing Monday morning.

Gimme Harrison Ford: you get The Fugitive.

i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd

An extremely environmentally friendly meal if you ask me, what with not using up any of the world's rapidly depleting salt reserves.

The "Larry Summers complained to Jeffrey Epstein that MeToo went too far" and "Olivia Nuzzi committed crimes on behalf of the fascist she masturbated with while reporting on him" are the same story: American elites have no ideology other than "I should be untouchable." Society is run by empty husks

this zatoichi is something else. guy can't see shit and he's still the best swordman in town. gives an incredible massage too. anyway me and a few local dipshits are gonna go take him out, pretty easily i figure

The definition of masculinity should be a sliding scale that lessens as there is more concern about engaging in allegedly coded behaviors. In other words, if you're a man who can't enjoy an ice cream cone because you're worried it could be perceived as gay, you are not masculine, you fucking baby.

Can Kristin Scott Thomas be given a lifetime achievement award for this reaction to her boss's unrepetent dipshittery in Slow Horses?

a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play

"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"

The Warriors easily features one of the best looking opening sequences ever.

A lot of people are saying this is the smartest thing that has ever been written.

I will also come get you and you can eat with us instead

"But they're like the people chained up in the cave, in the allegory of the people in the cave by the Greek guy..." is a lyric I just recognized for the first time in "No One Knows My Plan" by They Might Be Giants. That's good lyricin'!

Incredible headline.

You KNOW this guy pulled a chair up in front of the class, turned it around, sat on it backwards, and asked the kids if they were interested in rapping about numbers.

the Harvard Crimson called Epstein a “child sex offender” while the Chronicle of Higher Ed called him a “disgraced financier” and that pretty much sums up where we are with higher ed journalism

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it

You can't know something until you do. If you discover somebody is a monster, what you decide to do next is what matters. What you decided to do before you knew is immaterial. Don't confuse the former for the latter.

every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”

So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism. Got it.

A guy makes ONE tiny mistake (has a years-long friendship with the world's worst sex trafficker; brags about sexually harassing colleagues; is racist; says women are stupid) and his whole LIFE is blown up (does slightly fewer speaking engagements; keeps teaching at #1 university)??!?!?!?!?!

Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures

i did NOT expect this ending

Counterpoint: the movie Prometheus sucks ass so maybe they mean like that? Counter-Counterpoint: Prometheus? Thanks but I'm more Conmetheus.

Never forget that just a week ago, Ross Douthat and the NYTimes were asking if women ruined the workplace.

The way this guy is telling the story is one of the very first lessons you're taught in working with sex offenders. Sidenote: this guy should still be considered a threat to reoffend.

NYT EDITORIAL DESK "did you do that Nuzzi profile?" "sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked" "you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"