Mensa Reddit is amazing

i'm currently getting mass cancelled on bluesky for simply having clear eyes a full heart and not losing. you cannot make this up.

*only Fools and Horses theme tune plays*

Happy Miss Congeniality Day to all who celebrate!

new favourite sub-reddit has just dropped

A papal representative on his way to meet the US president

i promise you that whatever you think will happen next won't

Ides coming up, lads. Mind yourselves.

“Boy kibble” - my fellow dudes, can we just not be so…*weird* about stuff?

Small Prophets is great. i think everyone knows this already, but still. it’s lovely and brilliant.

there is no bigger disparity in life between effort and outcome than when making pancakes

“ok, lads - any ideas on how to gain an advantage in this very specialised sport?” “how about we make our dicks bigger?” “ok, well if that’s our only option then i guess we’ll have to give it a try” www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...

There were a good few moments there where Stephen was the only person in the world who knew who won The Traitors and the weight of that alone would crush me to death

i am going to send this to the Tate Modern on behalf of my youngest

i think i make that at least five “yourselfs”, but there could’ve been more #TheTraitors #YourselfWatch

this season’s Inter kit makes me sad, it’s like a Monster drink can

'laser-in on the quicksand at the centre of the ethic'

a *triple* ‘yourself’, there #TheTraitors

“Flirting master of the orchard…now that’s a nickname I’ve not heard in a looooong time…”

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

#TheTraitors Facebook Marketplace:

yep

One thing to remember with the whole “ooooh, Amanda was a crack detective with years of experience in body language and interrogation” is that she also got pretty much everything wrong, with confiding in a traitor being the absolute chef’s kiss #TheTraitors

it’s a good job Stephen is fully equipped to deal with this situation #TheTraitors

ffs, get a turret guys! #TheTraitors

if Reece gets banished, he may well be the one to ditch the traditional “I’ve had an amazing time here” speech, and go “actually, this was pretty awful, didn’t have a good time at all, see you later” #TheTraitors

if you ask me to sign an online card please understand that i will absolutely be judging everyone based on their font choices

the moment before you tell Inigo Montoya you’re not left-handed either #TheTraitors

‘I’m not going to tell them I’m a police officer’ says the woman who looks more like a police officer than any other person in the entire world #Traitors

You're on the right show, bbz. #TheTraitors

Atticus 👌🏻 Sappington 👏🏻 Congratulations to all concerned.

Thursday? Thursday.

i don’t remember making this playlist, and no idea why i made it, but i’m glad i did 🏔️

Merry Geekmas 🧙‍♂️🧌🧝🏻‍♂️

i’ve just had to give the dishwasher a pep talk

Merry Christmas, everyone - may all our juices run clear x

This is from a word scramble gameshow where the host of this show gave plenty of clues and the contestant still got the answer wrong.

Playlist time 🎶🎧🔊 - my 2025 short list, for those that may be interested. Stuff I have really enjoyed, whittled down to a mere 25 tracks: music.apple.com/gb/playlist/...

I think we should put more internet people in the ring with professional boxers

shout out to all retail staff today (and the rest of this week) 💪🏻 🙏🏻

My response to anything over the next two weeks

"oooh look at me, I'm Australia, I'm good at cricket" grow up

Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift

new essential sub-Reddit has just dropped

“iiiiiiiiiit’s beginning to look a loft like Christmas…”

“Scientists say…”

We have some new tunes out following a 19-month hiatus and our first since joining Bluesky. We'd hugely appreciate it if you could give us 6 minutes of your time, and if you like it please share. HC x haichairs.bandcamp.com/album/dash #Music #newmusic #blueskymusic #musicsky