Playlist time 🎶🎧🔊 - my 2025 short list, for those that may be interested. Stuff I have really enjoyed, whittled down to a mere 25 tracks: music.apple.com/gb/playlist/...

I think we should put more internet people in the ring with professional boxers

shout out to all retail staff today (and the rest of this week) 💪🏻 🙏🏻

My response to anything over the next two weeks

"oooh look at me, I'm Australia, I'm good at cricket" grow up

Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift

new essential sub-Reddit has just dropped

“iiiiiiiiiit’s beginning to look a loft like Christmas…”

“Scientists say…”

We have some new tunes out following a 19-month hiatus and our first since joining Bluesky. We'd hugely appreciate it if you could give us 6 minutes of your time, and if you like it please share. HC x haichairs.bandcamp.com/album/dash #Music #newmusic #blueskymusic #musicsky

gutted. he seemed like a good soul, and created some genuine beauty. RIP Mani 💔🥀

Not seen the kids all morning, but I sit down with a coffee - which is formally designated as Official Parental Quiet Time™️ - and boom, they both appear within about 4 seconds asking for stuff, like a pair of reverse genies

My #CelebrityTraitors prediction is that Alan Carr just confess to multiple people that he’s a traitor and absolutely no one will believe him

Academy Award level intrigue raised by the police and ambulance outside and the passing comment "The vegetable aisle was closed".

if you adjust the settings on the toaster *after* you’ve pushed the bread down does the toaster take that into account or does it ignore you and you’re locked in to wherever it was? i’m an adult and a) i don’t know this and b) i think about it quite often (i.e. every time i use the toaster)

oh, man

HIIIIIIIIIGHWAAAAAAY TOOOOO THE…

Pardon?

An absolute banger for @sellingamirror.bsky.social #FacebookNews

We released our debut EP 4 years ago today. Maybe I'll write a few things about it, and us, in the coming days. But you can listen to it here (or most other streaming platforms) in the mean time haichairs.bandcamp.com/album/slow-p...

everywhere i’ve looked people have been saying the same thing, so this isn’t even a lukewarm take - it’s barely even a take at all, tbh - but the Blood Orange album is really, really good.

Pumpkin Spice does not worry me. It’s the adjacent concoctions that are the primary concern. I dare to see what fresh abominations their scientists have created this year, no doubt utilising nutmeg and matcha in ways that even the most debauched of Gods would condemn.

went to Legoland (on a bank holiday, that’s a whole other thing…) and i pulled a muscle in my neck while on one of the gentler rollercoasters. middle age is relentless in its mockery.

blimey #football

that was a *great* commentary moment, btw #EngIta

thick white buttered toast - recognised by UNESCO as a Tier 1 treat

after a night of heavy rain, the cat’s like “ffs i have to go and sniff every square inch of the garden *again* do i?” and it’s very clear that it’s my fault

Please say their lawyer is like a little hedgehog in a suit with a briefcase

the absolute state of the font on Man City’s shirts. shouldn’t be allowed. i only get annoyed at important things.

#FACupFinal ball vibes:

“So we got a new Pope. Name’s Leo, outta Chicago”

from Popey Funes to Popey Fumes

demonstrating #ThoughtLeadership in the local community by putting the bins out in the afternoon on a bank holiday week

Happy birthday Shakespeare

how i arrived on Bluesky

Me at the club impressing hundreds of women

cooking and listening to Leftism turned up loud, and having strong memories of Tribal Gathering ‘96, one of *the* greatest festival line-ups of all time. i was 17. special times. i think I did know how lucky we were. (prob the most astonishing thing about that poster: 29 quid for a ticket. madness)

played chess with the youngest. we ended up with what i imagine is a situation only possible when neither player has any real idea what they’re doing. after 40 mins we simply stood back and submitted the scene as High Art, depicting the struggle between order and chaos, commitment and indecision.

‘I once imposed tariffs on an island only populated by penguins’

Finally got to see Public Service Broadcasting live last night and it was as magnificent and magical as I’d dared hoped it would be. What a treat. 👨🏼‍🚀 ✈️ 🌍 ⛏️ 📡 💃 @psbhq.bsky.social

i live in a world where both the hoover and the cat flap need to be connected to the wifi in order to work, and i am unsure how we got to this position

It's Bandcamp Friday! And also NEW ALBUM RELEASE DAY! 'Whisper Steps' can be purchased now, name your price, at paleblurs.bandcamp.com

I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI

i still think of this fairly often

Got flustered trying to pronounce one of the fancier words on the menu and accidentally spoke the unknowable name of the one true God. Now everyone's mad and saying it was better before their eyes were opened to His divine glory and that I've ruined dinner.

oh my god #TheTraitors

was convinced Claudia was rocking some next-level massive slippers #TheTraitors

5 years ago today. i still think about this roll.

A Hungarian equivalent to “a bad workman blames his tools” is ha egy kacsa nem tud úszni nem a víz a hülye. It means “if the duck can't swim, it's not the water that's stupid” * And if you want more international duck phrases and facts, the following thread should fit the bill…