you guys

Okay the Pats found the formula, just have someone punch Stefon Diggs every time you need a TD

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

Hearing “Christian Gonzalez, Oregon” just now tickled me so much (but also go Seahawks)

Green Day have to be the only band to play 924 Gilman and the Super Bowl

when your lead singer drops an f-bomb on national television

I'm at home waiting for an important delivery that requires my signature. I have no way of contacting the driver, but I can see a periodically-updated location. They're doing a bunch of deliveries in Brooklyn. They keep getting closer to me, and then farther away.

my chemical weapon

Cover letters are hard! I don't know how to frame them but I always want to include them (I am a writer after all) but really I just wanna say HI I THINK THIS IS COOL AND I'D BE GOOD AT IT

DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting. Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.

Democrats should demand every sitting Republican decry this attack and explicitly denounce it, and then censure all of them when they don’t do it. Act like normal decent humans defending your colleague.

Six. Six Indigenous people have been kidnapped by ICE in Minneapolis in less than 3 weeks. And that's just the ones we know about. Three of them have not been released.

If you’re feeling helpless amidst the ongoing horrors being perpetrated by ICE… engage in mutual aid. Donate to someone in need. Give to a community library or food bank. You could also help Rodney Taylor, a disabled double amputee who’s been held by ICE for a year. His story is often forgotten:

CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today. This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting

My cardiovascular and central nervous systems don't understand the whiplash of witnessing societal collapse --> looking for a job --> watching football --> taking care of my family --> snowstorm --> working on mapping projects --> trying to feed myself --> sleep and exercise

A moment of silence that ends with someone shouting "fuck ICE!" and the crowd roaring in response

hippety hoppety time to stop kidnapping and murdering our neighbors

We’re supposed to believe this is a domestic terrorist attacking ICE with a gun

PORTLAND: join me at Elizabeth Carruthers Park in South Waterfront in one hour, to stand with Minneapolis and demand the immediate abolishment of ICE and the prosecution of its badge-wearing murderers and their leaders. 3508 S Moody Ave, 4 pm

Federal agents shot and killed a 37-year-old Minneapolis resident on Saturday morning. Colleagues and a senior law enforcement official identified the man who was shot as Alex Jeffrey Pretti, an intensive-care nurse. Follow live updates.

Question: putting together a writing portfolio and a lot of stuff I've done was once online, but is no longer. Is it gauche to link off to a page snapshot on the internet archive?

SFBABC just published a 40-pager on how we crank out 10 guerilla bus stop benches in a weekend. I’m proud to have helped write, edit, and photograph this alongside @carterlavin.bsky.social, @mingweisamuel.bsky.social, & others. Get the doc sfbabc.org/join or read my post: medium.com/@michalmigur...

this is absolutely bonkers incredible and also it’s very easy to see why cheerleading is one of the most dangerous sports

I WILL WATCH THIS ONE THOUSAND TIMES

Fire the NFL refs into the sun. I love football but being a Bills fan is just pain.

Life is a simulation just to bring pain to Bills fans

The new Mary Lattimore and Julianna Barwick album is coming out tomorrow and what they’ve released so far is so stupid good it’s blowing my mind marylattimoreharpist.bandcamp.com/album/tragic...

Someone please show the man a map in any other projection

Just switched to Hugo last week!

Can't stop singing "Trinidad Chambliss" to the tune of "Summertime Sadness" #fiestabowl

Obsessed with this juxtaposition

I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this. He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.

We should randomly make one bowl game trophy cake every year and tell no one until they go to grab it

Ripple effects from this moment still unfolding today

How can you not love football? THE DRAMAAAAA

Ok fine, NFL, this was pretty great.

Why doesn’t everybody simply throw the ball backwards off a defender so that it bounces forwards into the end zone where you can recover it

The ACC replay review audio is so cool. Every conference should do this.

DUKE FAKE PUNT

Duke Virginia sounds like a minor British royal with an Uzbek influence peddling scandal

CHAOS REIGNS

College football is absolute nonsense

I’m sorry that was a catch. Even the husky fans in the stadium knew it.

Texas: we’re gonna start running this way Texas A&M: easy, yeah, got it Texas: …but then we go THIS way Texas A&M: SHIT

Bills pulling out all the stops on 4th and a mile

remember last year when josh very obviously got concussed in the texans game and he simply kept playing bc he’s josh allen and the rules don’t apply to him

How is that not PI?!?!

This goes so hard OMG