ok u perverts I got like 30 likes yesterday so this is becoming a @bransonreese.bsky.social's swanboy fan account until i get some sponsorship deal. first up why is swanboy's drummer ex hot swanboy is a weed he should date a cardboard cutout of 7 of 9 or an expensive pillow

it's considered a form of nepotism when a nurse's son survives eating scissors swanboy.com/comic/noel-g... @bransonreese.bsky.social

More IVF art @tacobellquarterly.org

u kno, ther are some products and services i'm not satisfied with

'When you decide on freelancing from home, plan the position and layout of the studio very carefully. Remember that clients will be visiting, so try to separate it as much as possible from the rest of the house' www.instagram.com/p/C7T7DW4Nd8... 1991.

This is 'Red Beach' on Hormuz Island off the coast of Iran. The red mud is actually one of the island's most important natural resources: OCHRE. It's a mix of silica, clay & iron oxides. Let's talk about the unusual geology, vibrant colors & culture of Hormuz Island, Iran. (📷: Sirsilentbob423)

It's ME/CFS Awareness Day. A great day to watch Unrest, get mad, and realize that this is a common medical condition with virtually no support www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOpy...

There’s a bit in this around sixteen minutes in where Lu chops up an airhorn sample and it’s better than every viral livecoding clip you’ve ever seen, how do they do it, man.

pliny the elder DID mention aioli in his historia naturalis! i found the quote!!! his contemporary columella also mentions beating garlic and oil with a pestle but suggests administering it via nostril to those afflicted with tongue distemper, so im discounting that. for ONCE a primary source!!!!

@dril.bsky.social shut my dick in a cabinet door yesterday. what next? you seem like the guy to ask

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

idk gonna just listen to millennial utopian music in the sun with an espresso i choose this

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

the kids have had enough

can kids these days even tell the difference between massive attack and everything but the girl #sad #makesyouthink

I think the thing that Mamdani is doing that scares establishment Democrats the most is demonstrating that if you're good at politics, you can be good at politics.

Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle. 2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%. The average human is around 20-40%, for reference. They're *all* muscle.

dang cats' combination of nosey and being covered in hooks is just an excellent recipe for chaos

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Barbecue Law

Soundsystem for Silence by Myubio (Ricky van Broekhoven, Nikolai Gillissen, Rutger Muller) #ImmersiveExperience Video of exhibition at Can Framis Museum Celebrating 20 years of Freesound.org Support: Fundació Vila Casas, Phonos, @mtg-upf.bsky.social, Stimuleringsfonds Video: BenGordon.net

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this site is abad

whatever happened to #krumping

In response to my rant yesterday, I was asked how we can make better parks and other public places for teenage girls? What do they want? I have answers to this, so now a positive 🧵. Starting in Sweden, where this was co-designed by teenage girls.

This is incredible

why would anyone ai enhance joe pera he's already poreless

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

So disappoofed.

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alt-text: "Four votes in the Senate. Three votes in the House. That's all it takes. Find the weakest links. Go after them, democratically. Fundraise for them if they stand up, or against them if they don't. The two-party system in America right now is Traitors versus Losers. Playing to win >> 1/2

Timothy Snyder on the way in which the Trump regime is wielding the concept of terrorism and who is a terrorist. snyder.substack.com/p/state-terror

new Moo Deng just dropped

We've reached the point in our descent into fascism where the Jewish governor's house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy trying to bash his head in with a sledgehammer is overshadowed by the story of the President saying he wants to build foreign gulags for US citizens.

just call them autosanctions #tarrifs

I can’t think of many rural terms I like more than “witches’ knickers” - to describe old black bin bags caught in fences, hedgerows and trees.

constantly thinking about this ominous sticky note drawing i saw in a boba shop

#sunfish #walnut-ink

I know several people with long Covid. The denial is infuriating and heartbreaking.

Designed by Ukrainian graphic artist Oleg Volodymyrovych in 1979. 10 scans from ‘Typefaces/Alphabets’ www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/c...

what are people using as the collective noun for AI models? I'm leaning towards "an arrogance of AI models" as suggested by newsletter.complex-machinery.com/archive/032-...

#its #a #burrito #thing

One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”