Tonight* is the longest night of the year, not tomorrow. We get our powers as soon as the sun sets. This is written in the ancient texts.

"The drink tasted like a Cosmo someone had strained through a French Vanilla Yankee Candle." "Wealth has always been about signifiers, but no one said they had to be this lazy." defector.com/two-nights-p...

Still laughing about the fact that dude slapped his name on a memorial building, like he absolutely cannot wait for his own death

Shirokuro, a Japanese restaurant in NYC's East Village, where the interior mimics a hand-drawn black-and-white sketchbook.

Basically

fantastic mini thread

this is precious! 🥰🥰

And the way he got her giggling in soprano >>>>>

Doordash: "Your back is bigger than most! You're in the top 1.25% of Zaxbys customers nationwide. I know a chicken tender hates to see you coming!"

excuse me?!?

eli: hey its cool to be 40 years old and be a quarterback

The day it happens, nobody better be out here policing all the jokes and laughs we’re gonna get off. Understand?

ahhhhhh! (should i watch this show?)

💔

Big drawls done woke Maria Shriver up. And it’s gonna be more. How Reiner died was horrific and also he was extremely well loved.

me when it happens

Old Man vs the SEA

“eddie must be making some money!” #rhop

grandpappy rivers lost the game but won health insurance and is still alive?

They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead

"If none of us are here to see it, tell your children who the cowards were." Ta-Nehisi Coates

Every time I see a folding chair, i get a little tear in my eye

He should not be doing this… why was he on the call list????

I’m not leaving the comforts of my home to be chased around by people that can’t rent a car

chiefs out of the playoffs!

they’re so fun and cute 🥰

from the logo!

i’m sat 🍿🍿🍿

SCREAAAMMM!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

the revolution will be photographed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A toy cell phone you give to a toddler

i watched the whole diddy doc this morning. EEEEYUUCKK!!!! i still need something light to cleanse the palate. now i’m watching mindhunter

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

how it feels to try something on in a store you have no right to try on

Netflix Warner brothers hbo max discovery tnt cnn new line cinema dc studios hgtv food network

I’m surrounded by incompetence and I’m fed up.

i can already tell I didn’t request enough time off for Christmas

anything goes except ketchup

they must really hate chris paul.

It is 2:40am in Atlanta and Chris Paul just posted this

WHEN YOU SEE NIGGAS RUNNING GET TF UP

Wake up in the morning… it’s dark Get off work… it’s dark

if you know how to care for a gremlin, then you need to schedule a mammogram!

its december in less than one hour

that was fun! thats the kind of football thats been missing from my life. ive been watching the wrong games