Hey look this is exactly how the movie Contagion started

In a world full of depressing news it’s nice to see a brown recluse spider enjoying a good meal

Save some head for the rest of us…

Then again, we'll always have Sam to bring the drama. This is a lot of fun

IT IS NOT A PRETTY DRESS PARTY!!!! If you aren’t on theme they should hit a button at the top of the steps that turns it into a slide and sends you back down to your car.

these horses are acting up! #kentuckyderby

Every time anything almost happens I get a brief glimpse into how uproariously funny people are going to be in the event that something ever does happen

where is his shirt

Does the arm look weird to anyone else.

“Gretchen take off your shoe. Quickly” “Why woul-“ “JUST TAKE OFF YOUR SHOE! TRUST ME!”

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

what got me ... y'all got money and didn't even go nowhere sexy... you was going to bars and Arizona

between the two they have a quarter of skin necessary to form a top lip... but they down to the bar face rubbing in Covid

WHAT!

the moths in LisaRaye's closet:

Seasmoke:

Robert De Niro:

kadeem hardison! and he’s still wearing flip up glasses #euphoria

regine:

“when is draymond coming on, he’s free!”

Add skipping to this mobility test...

middle seat?!???

Euphoria season 3 episode 1

i was skeptical but did it!

"He only text you once a day, you the vitamin." Lmaooooo

euphoria back tonight and the only thing i remember is rue owes that lady a bunch of money

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

Tyrese won! #Verzuz

jamie won the whole #verzuz TO ME

🎼 that TURTLENECK! 🎶

have i told you i love you LATELY

"so you just gon sing shit nobody knows?" – Tyrese, right before singing some shit nobody knows

tank is not singing his songs long enough #verzuz

Why is Tyrese?

i dont know why she made fun of his tight shirt instead of that ugly bayang #onebattleafteranother

Calling the ancestors and future descendants together so we can all watch that man go to hell when it happens

Hey so. I passed my exam and officially have a certificate in floral design. I was the only one to make a 100 so I won a prize. Look at my Easter arrangement. I’m really proud of myself. 🥹

This is a crazy way to tell someone they need to get their hair done

UNC IS OUT!!! 🤭🤭🤭 (im satisfied with the rest of the tournament)

charles is still wearing his big man jackets

He lived a lesson 🤲🏿

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this is going to ruin the tour

Just seen a Waymo car rear end somebody. Dude getting out the car to yell at nobody.

It’s his imaginary friend.

I've been crying to this for the past 15 minutes, man 🥺🥺🥺

NO. Which is why TT ass bounding up there first just got on my damn nerve