The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

Why didn't the Jews simply join the SS and change it from within?

Turns out Barry is in the Burger Brigade

This is unconscionable. Evil. But it happened in May 2023, when Biden was president. So no, we don’t “reform immigration detention,” we destroy ICE, CBP, and DHS. We can’t reform this soul sickness.

He forgot to wear his other special little coat

Damn if that guy was the commander at large, I’d hate to see the commander at small!!!!!!!!! 🚀🚀🧨🧨🧨🧨🎇🎇🎇🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲

I keep reposting this article, but statistically and historically it's basically a given.

The fundamental thing Democrats don't seem to get is that we are not just asking for things to get better we're asking for consequences for those who made it worse.

Power to all Chads!

rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know

Interesting video suggestion on my YouTube homepage today. youtu.be/9XQY4bXRwic?...

It should be obvious that the right-wing 2A crowd never actually cared about protecting anyone from tyranny. It was always about controlling, intimidating, and killing people they don't like. It was always fascist operator cosplay. It was always arming themselves for another civil war.

Not a new observation but all these people think every white person is just as bigoted as them and waiting for Permission to do the year of the rope - they’ll be welcomed as liberators etc etc

The GOP are going to live to regret that they successfully trained Americans not to be all that afraid of guns.

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

"DHS said he had a gun" well first off they've lied about every single one of their murders. second, it's a state with concealed carry. third, there were like six guys holding him down, John Wick couldn't have gotten a shot off in those circumstances. fourth let's just emphasize how much DHS lies.

When Dr. Forrester forces you and the bots to watch This Island Earth

the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns

When my wife's friend was kidnapped, the detainees would sometimes have to go up to 48 hrs without access to a restroom. People would have to sit in their own piss and shit.

We have an executive branch that's on a crime spree against the American public. The other branches of government can use their constitutional powers to put a stop to this. If they decline to do that the only other remedy is in the declaration of independence

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

This is an extremely fancy wedding, and half my table is glued to their phones watching the Bears game.

If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this: America's problems are solved problems. Just not here. What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵

Going to a wedding later today that's basically across the street from Soldier Field and happening the same time as the Bears playoff game. The couple did not expect this to be happening lol

These motherfuckers are the softest little babies on earth. They are offended by everything! We can defeat these fucking wimps!

Dear Mr. President, please come to my work so I can yell at you on video. I'm a very rude and nasty woke commie.

You notice how thousands and thousands of cops aren't coming out to condemn Jonathan Ross for senselessly killing Renee Good? This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.

if only there had been a movement and momentum several years ago to downsize police budgets, clear out the white supremacists and de-militarize local law enforcement

Bruh

Update on this: Our lawyer filed a restraining order to stop the government from constantly moving Natalia around to different detention centers. There was a hearing last week regarding the restraining order, and the government didn't bother to bring her. 1/3

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

All-time classic

we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable

my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them

Hard to believe a FIFA Peace Prize winner could do such a thing.

This entire administration needs to spend the rest of their fucking lives rotting in the deepest, darkest prison cells. Holy shit, man.

See ya at the

Is there any question that is more annoying to read close to 20 years after they started making these damn movies?

By the time he finally kicks it, there's going to be so much shit like this for people to tear down, burn, and celebrate around.

My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area. (15 in Manhattan btw)

it rules to pivot at this point in time from metaverse to ai wearables. it's like if your 8-track tape company finally realized no one was going to want them in the age of the CD, so you changed the business model to only recording nursery rhymes on wax cylinder.

On my way to and from work I encounter so many people who are using a sidewalk for the first time.

The Mr. Burnsification of Trump is really starting to show.

I've never had a meal this dry.

Last week a family friend and her husband were kidnapped by ICE in New York. They are legal immigrants from Russia who came here for a better life because of the war and Putin.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷