The Mr. Burnsification of Trump is really starting to show.

I've never had a meal this dry.

Last week a family friend and her husband were kidnapped by ICE in New York. They are legal immigrants from Russia who came here for a better life because of the war and Putin.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

The Return of the Living Dead (Dan O'Bannon, 1985)

After his nightly good night text, my dad had to text me again to let me know that Mounds and Almond Joys were on sale for $0.50 today at the WinCo. So, heads up if you have one of those in your area.

lmao

This guy's videos are always great. Bread slicer, fire extinguisher, soviet fire helmet, and jammed antique lock are some of my favorites.

decided to compile some of charlie’s best performing tweets from each month going back through 2017 to let the man’s actual words speak for himself and things are off to a good start

I hope everyone had a nice 9/11 today.

Listerine suddenly seeing a massive dip in sales after September 10, 2025.

He died doing what he loved, promoting hated and violence against those he considered lesser. ⚰️

I'm going to be just as sad about the news of the Nazi bobblehead's death as he would be about the news of mine.

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

The history of America has been forged by political violence, and contrary to the narrative being built on the news at this moment Most of that violence was at the hand of conservative white men against minorities and women throughout our history. Slavery was violence Jim Crow was violence Etc

I don't like the Cracker Barrel redesign because I think it looks boring and sterile. However, now that weird conservatives are losing their minds over it, I think I'm starting to come around to it.

Happy Fred Durst Day to all who celebrate.

YOU FIRST, NETFLIX!

Child endangerment. Can’t emphasize enough that I won’t get off my couch for any candidate that isn’t promising to hold these agents responsible to the fullest extent & then expand the law to ensure there’s even greater consequences in the future. This is my baseline for political engagement.

Happy May Day

We need people to stop saying/implying that Kilmar Abrego Garcia deserves due process because he has no criminal record. His criminal record is beside the point. Everyone deserves due process, regardless of their record. Let's just stick to saying it's unconstitutional to deny him due process

Never kill yourself

This was one of the greatest places in the world to me when I was a kid.

**$82 million annual** budget for police misconduct lawsuits and its exhausted 4 months into the year lol

I am not built for factory work or any other kind of manual labor. Thousands of years of my ancestors fucking has led to the perfect genetic mix for a man built only for sitting at a desk and looking at computer all day.

One of the funniest bumper stickers I've ever seen.

41-year-old brother-in-law music

“the aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance.” —aristotle

Holy shit. Even in The Villages.

“We don’t need trade with foreign countries. We can build it all ourselves” Ok genius, make me a Lego Millennium Falcon kit. Don’t forget to include pieces for the satellite dish

RETVRN

i don't think all that stuff with the tariffs is a very good idea

Imagine telling people in other countries that we are trying to ban teenagers from public life (and already ban them from our main downtown park)

Looking forward to getting a Switch 2 in 4 years.

Not really in the mood for any April Fool's shenanigans this year.

one thing that i was told would be true about getting older, and that ive found to be true, is that you don't care anymore about what other people think is cringe or cool or w/e. which makes the middle aged right wing freaks like Elon who still obsess about it appear childlike and weak

Got my Wrigley opening day outfit picked out. See y'all in the bleachers next week. #gocubsgo

They're going to eventually do a Gerry Adams with him and have a less attractive actor dressed in rags portray him in reenactments of his court appearances.

New Yorkers really are some of the stupidest people in the country.

Rolling coal in my gender affirming 2025 Ford F-350 Super Duty King Ranch Edition

I remember when this happened because my local newspaper, The Oklahoman, refused to run it. I'm finally reading it now, and it's so tame. Conservatives have always been weak, terrified babies.

If you want to know more about me, my campaign, and what we're trying to differently (which is a lot!), you can go to katforillinois.com.