It’s a banner day, I got a remark posted to a @NYTimes article AND it got pulled down. WINNING. 🥇

If you think you saw someone stealing food, no you didn’t….

He faked another assassination attempt? He's turning "near-death" into a multi-chapter grift. First one was theater, this one's straight fanfic. Bullets are CGI, wounds are makeup, and the only thing getting assassinated is whatever's left of his dignity. He can't even stage a decent hoax anymore.

Haha! Kash and his lawsuit only made things worse. His new name J. Edgar Boozer.

Edward Abbey approves.

There needs to be a re-make of the classic Bugs Bunny “What’s Opera, Doc” and HERE IS THE SET!!!

This is great.

key thing we learned from Virginia campaign Republicans are freaked the fuck out about accountability Not just Trump, all of them - including their billionaires, like Thiel They fear what's coming when Dems win - and Dems need to be ruthless about it

Virginia is for Lovers… of Democracy!! Thank you!! 💙🇺🇸🗳️🎉

Regarding Real-World things, I’ve got leftovers from last night’s ribs and twice-baked potatoes feast coming up to temperature in the oven (foil envelopes… the gods’ gift to us all). There’s even some carrot cake to boot. And with a fraction of the effort. Bless my boat.

GOOD TO KNOW: As California Attorney General, Xavier Becerra sued Donald Trump to stop family separation during his first term. As HHS Secretary, he rolled out programs to reunite unaccompanied children with their families. 1/2

I absolutely adore 50.3% of Virginia voters. You know who you are. 🥰

So true!!!

fellow film profs, rejoice! “among a totally random population, levels of creativity for the people watching the experimental films were immediately higher compared to those watching YouTube videos” www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

DOJ demanded voter files from all 50 states. DOJ sued 31 states for refusing their demand. My law firm intervened to protect voters in those cases. DOJ is now 0-5. My firm is 5-0. Lesson: When we fight we win.

My painting DARK STORM

Anybody else be just totally chilling in the bathroom stall, and you’ve been working on your reverence for life, so you don’t squish the spider that’s moving away, but then you look again and it’s sprinting straight for you. The fuck, dude, <squish>.

Is anybody well-versed in how RICO laws might be applied to the Trump Administration and every GOP politician?

Just wanted to remind folks, especially the GOP and the FDD, that Barack Obama’s 2015 nuclear deal didn’t give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz or allow it to keep 60% enriched uranium. It sent $1.7 billion to Iran versus the tens of billions Iran will now make from tolls. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

The hell is up with hardware stores shut today? The dude was a carpenter FFS.

Of course Jesus saw his shadow and went back in the tomb. Six more weeks of dead.

NASA’s Earth photos from Artemis inspired me to put this on today… 🙂 Getting lots of positive comments on it as I run errands…

Pure happiness ❤️

Lawrence O’Donnell made a great point. Nixon won his 1972 re-election in a landslide, winning 49 states. In 1974 he resigned. By 1976, you couldn’t find anyone who would admit to supporting him. Looking forward to history repeating itself.

artemis II is soaring. note how it didn’t explode on the launchpad or shortly thereafter like elon’s bullshit. it’s almost like having actual experts in charge instead of a vibe based scam artist makes a material difference.

My flower painting 🌼

Is it time for the defenestrations? Asking for a friend.

I wrote this in advance of the last No Kings rally—on the power of cringe as a pro-democratic force, and how the opposition to Trump has learned and become more pragmatic (and more effective) since his first term

James Talarico: This is a very serious allegation to make in Texas, so I want to say this definitively and categorically: I deny all accusations of veganism. I will give a shout out to the best barbecue joint in Texas, Louie Mueller Barbecue in Taylor, Texas. Check it out.

It looks like Trump rolling back industrial safety regulations will now be floated in the media as terrorist attacks lmao the terrorists are the billionaires you goddam idiots

Let’s normalize our senators and representatives punching the other evil bastards in their faces on the floors of Congress. What could go wrong.

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups

The Ventura Harbor is bordered to the east by agricultural fields, where they are harvesting celery this morning. It’s a crisp, cool morning with abundant sunshine, and the breeze carries the fresh smell of celery, which evokes thoughts of Bloody Maries, but not the Queen of Scots.

You’d think somebody named after criminal restraints would vote to prevent a Trump War, but Fetterman is just a POS.

It turns out that appreciating my dark humor about Iran entirely hinges on whether the utter moron of a cashier has heard/heard of the Beach Boys. FFS.

Seems relevant

Our drunkard Secretary of Defense got into a contract he was too stupid to understand and is now losing his shit because he can’t force some nerds to build murderbots and spy on Americans for him.

Donald Trump is a vexatious litigant. He's made a career out of suing people, often for defamation of character. He once even sued someone because they called him a millionaire instead of a billionaire. But he's never sued anyone for calling him a pedophile. Why?

FYI: If Trump weren't a pedophile, he would be suing for defamation.

Mike just "gets it". Aging Against My Will mikebryskier.substack.com?r=223vkv&utm...

Hell yes Pritzker Every Governor let's go

Neal Katyal son of immigrants went to SCOTUS won & overturned tariffs, Alysa Liu, daughter of an immigrant, went Olympics & won gold. Winners representing a fraction of the myriad contributions to American society made every damn day by immigrants. Diversity is our strength USA.