my brother & his partner are telling me an insane story about this local deity called "st. rat" which is apparently a mosaic relief put up by some queers in seattle. the city kept trying to paint over it, but people would repeatedly just use acetone and remove the paint until the city gave up

safety first!

Quote of the day, about new Catholic cathedrals being built in England in 1840 "AN ABORTION OF AN ERECTION"

Sweating can deplete your body's salt to dangerously low levels. Top doctors recommend Meanies.

Stay safe out there please!

Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”

guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments

Hi #portfolioday! I love character design and weird little guys

It is clear that summer heatwaves in the UK, especially in southern England, are getting hotter at 3-4x the rate of global warming. A 1°C rise in global temperatures is NOT just a 1°C hotter heatwave. Instead they are 3 or 4°C hotter, with worse consequences for society and around 2x as deadly.

When looking at the full global picture it becomes obvious that we are now living in a much changed climate. In summer 1976, north-west Europe was a lonely hot spot in a sea of cooler temperatures. In summer 2025, the world is bright red. The climate is unrecognisable compared to 50 years ago.

Lesbians! I don't know why, but the idea of a couple connected by their hair seemed so beautiful to me. The first (watercolor and ink) was done in my Hair Journal during Pride month years ago. Their hair is the Lesbian Flag colors. 1/2

Larry the Cat, the appointed Chief Mouser of Downing Street, has now outlasted 6 UK Prime Ministers, and the Queen herself. He holds the true power over the country

what if uk stood for unkey kong

The Sharp TRP801 (1960)

Happy birthday Jak!

They do this every day at the same time. Original post

Well APPARENTLY they only do cars and also I'm banned for life

Every so often, some washed up sitcom dude do this sort of thing where they pretend that they made some truly edgy and controversial comedy that couldn't be made today, and it's just like... you're saying this about THE OFFICE?

Keep that sausage dog spinning, Mr Hockney

Pins, masks, mini prints and stickers left but not a lot! Thank you all for the response I am so happy its going to good homes! ko-fi.com/helixel/shop

the Library of Alexandria has burned 10,000 times and will burn 10,000 more before it’s all said and done

Lots o pots still available on my website! Its pride so you gotta buy some trans art thems the rule innit www.roseschmits.com Free UK shipping, worldwide shipping available

like SO MUCH stuff guys! Feels a shame to bin them so I wanna rehome as many as I can, these are all heavily discounted from the original prices too.

I have SO MUCH leftover merch that I want to save from the trash - so I've listed it on my ko-fi shop! Limited items left so once they're gone, they're gone foreva! ko-fi.com/helixel/shop

first order arrived safely so HEY FOLKS did you know you can get some neat lil scifi- and dino-themed stickers in my shop? daneesaur.myshopify.com

Perfect June weather today (not😂). Grey sky and rain on my 'sunrise' walk in Glastonbury.

Storm clouds through the archway of St Michael's tower. Photograph taken this morning on Glastonbury Tor.

ok so I went to the Pets & their People exhibition at the Bodleian Library and they had this cute display of old photos of people and their pets except one of these photos was... not like the others 🧐

Vitruvian Ditto. Day 20 of drawing Ditto...

my take on the topic du jour? well. i agree with some of the involved. as for the others they must be shot in the street like dogs

Learning facts

jesus fucking christ

*whispers* I think this is what they call a soft launch. *skedaddles* daneesaur.myshopify.com

If you haven’t seen Deadloch, YOU MUST!!! I finished the 1st season & it’s PERFECT. The funniest, cuntiest, smartest writing from my formative YouTube comedy heroes of the Katering Show? Thrilling murder mystery following Palawa mob, locals, & Aussie lesbians?? A ___ ____ murderer?? PERFECT!!!

this review has ended me

Looks like one of those terrifying 2050 #climate projection graphics, but no, that’s a short-term forecast for France until… May 29th.

"You know the film, the one about the fucking wee bear lad, loves immigration and fucking about. The bear, he's got a fucking hat and sandwich up his arse. His parents are middle class cunts. Jam! He fucking loves jam." "Paddington?" "That's the one, right"

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Ireland install air conditioning on your public transport challenge

Here's my parenting tip: Stop making laws that hurt LGBTQ+ kids.

more shronks

This absolutely shook me to my core as a Dad. What is wrong with people? Why can you just leave trans people alone? That’s all they want.