"your drill sgt will beat the shit out of you and probably molest your butt hole and NO you can't complain to anyone anymore" is surely a winning message that will spur recruitment of all those strapping young aryan men

Once again, this perfect @zeboydgames.bsky.social post comes to mind:

(solemnly) You've had mail.

the sacred text 😔

Tenna Spamton Swap #utdr

Instructions for surviving an encounter with Black Eyed Children (2019)

its tough out there but so am i

derealization

Themes

Golden Witch

one thing i dislike about fall is that nobody wants to discuss whether the easter bunny has a cloaca. this is also what i dislike about spring

Oh yeah I never posted this drawing a I did for an art telephone game a while back. Enjoy it; I call it "Mobility Aids".

Oh no, annoying people won't slide into my notifications anymore, whatever will I do

if i saw this in the height of my sans craze as a tween i dont know what would have happened. like something scary just would have happened. i dont know what to tell you.

TRANSGENDER!! TRANSGENDER TRANSGENDER TRANSGENDER TRANSGENDER 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

shrew doodle (shrewdle)

Alien vendor concept for a pitch document.

I saw you in the infinite toilet labyrinth last night. You were desperately trying to find a place to pee, but all the stall doors were broken and all the toilets were occupied or clogged.

just got fired for "laughing my ass off" at the lawyer in jurassic park getting chomped down by a t-rex while he's on the potty and yelling "get fucked u dumb bitch" at the screen

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

i made a new emoji to capture a feeling

J.K. Rowling naming a Scottish-Indian character:

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Darkness Experimenting with clear plastic #darkart #art #illustration #drawing #horror #イラスト

growling at my haters

I keep thinking about how if Charlie Kirk had been killed 15 or so years ago, I'm pretty sure he would have been described as a "white supremacist" or maybe "white/Christian nationalist" on par with how someone like David Duke was described.

White House video titles in the Obama years: "Behind the Scenes: Oops! I Have Some Frosting On My Face From Michelle's Delicious Cookies" White House video titles in the Trump years: "BRAVE Successful Patriot Warriors Defeat Tranny DEI - GREATEST Achievement! WOW! #USAStrong"

Me: so what do you think? bigger than expected? My AI girlfriend: It's not just a penis—it's a cock

its kind of insane that we’ve been forced to watch rightwingers openly celebrate and taunt everyone over the death of people like trayvon martin for over a decade now and now they’re trying to grandstand over the one time it’s personally affected them and political project

honestly the entire ending paragraph hits hard as hell. I feel like this is the most I've ever seen someone that isn't a furry Get It.

video graphics game.

I had received an amazing gift from @evantortorelli.bsky.social A 3d printed Neighborhood Watcher with the addition of his Dead End Demon and a pumpkin for the spooky season arriving! Thank you, my Neighborhood is growing.

@billspooks.bsky.social 's silly fish fakemon were so enchanting I just HAD to make the real. Funny fish pokemon : )

"we traveled to the remote monastery where this specialty cheese is created to interview the monks that hold the secret to its unique woody flavor"

watching the media do the plot of paranoia agent but about trans people collectively

Crying big, fat, melted bomb pop tears over Horst Wessel: The Squeakquel™️ and the spotless apple-cheeked bambino who unalived him, I'm extremely half-mast about it

I'm like if one of those pudgy Line sticker mascot animals was a clinically depressed pervert

Trying to take courage from Bolsonaro's sentencing today. Nothing is inevitable, and fighting for the right thing always matters.

PIXAR DID IT AGAIN

“Crawl your way out” 🩸⚡️ Self portrait number 7 in my annual series! I’ve been making these yearly portraits ever since I realised I was trans in 2018. I started 2024 with huge amounts of fear and self doubt and slowly learned that I deserve to be kind to myself (thanks, therapy). #art #selfPortrait

Get rabies Carry rabies Give everyone you know rabies RABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHUT UP you reply guy. You reply guys all you do is TALK and TALK and say "well to be fair" and "I mean, to play devils advocate" Well, you're BLOCKED now, so SHUT UP.

still thinking about her...

uhm, thots and opinionz