maimai is peak i take it all back <- just played modern mai instead of the old one for the first time

Unstuck her!

i think people should get hit with temp suspensions on social media sites for having flashling lights in content or spreading them without a warning im being serious

DIE

trying mcdonalds breakfast for the first time in my life and i just did this gif with a hashbrown and a mcgriddle im such a chud

how i feel drinking a ice cold glass-bottle sprite

I might actually cry

<3

Getting the vast majority of queer people to willingly excise youths from queer spaces and isolate them, so that the far right doesn't have to go through us to get to vulnerable kids. Additionally, getting queers to paint each other as predators for supporting and caring for youths.

this is a long shot - would anyone happen to have a Wireshark packet capture of an Xbox 360 updating via LIVE *before* the Kinect/fall 2010 system update? reposts for reach appreciated

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if i win the lottery, i won't tell anyone, but there will be signs

tickets acquired >:3

I love this post so much, I wish people knew about it

sir, its 2026. The only application that doesn't take webp is your pirated copy of Photoshop from 2012.

im having the time of my life

every update, microsoft makes it harder and harder to get to control panel, removing it from search, removing shortcuts to it from Settings... imagine if they put that work into actually porting features from control panel to settings so that I WOULDNT NEED TO GO THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE

great news for home workers, microsoft has invented a virtual commute. whatever the fuck that means i guess

the overseer of project 2025 is telling you out loud that every inch you cede on trans rights is part of the plan to create a white christian fascist state

its insane how much of a piece of shit Microsoft Copilot is. wow. genuinely, who allowed this truckload of crap to ship. i feel spoiled that i get to use claude at home

"PLC" can mean anything, depending on your mood. - "public ledger of credentials": you're in a good mood, and it actually works for you. Angels sing, and a light suddenly fills the room. - "fucking placeholder": when you fuck up and lose your keys

We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal. It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.

6 domains due for renewal in 2 months

This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics

uh oh

Any company that designs their product to be "iOS first" is based as fuck fuck lagdroid fuck google im not trying to make no apps for samsung

when i call a customer service line and the automated phone tree system lowk pisses me off so bad i genuinely start doing this on the keypad

Since the pronouns labeler is gone.

​ ​ @realms.talk ​ ​

saw some ppl go "hop on root app it lets u import discord servers!!" and nah man ill pass i read the privacy policy, im tryna move *off* a platform that doesnt respect my privacy not replace it with another

ah cinema its made by an ex microsoft employee(? just going off of the linkedin) too, explains why the privacy policy is so shit, why are people hyping this up exactly?

You might not know it but this is why interfaces should offer a light theme as an option

i have a @blento.app now :3 was meaning to get around to it for a while blento.app/aprl.moe

I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent

The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails: aftermath.site/steam-machine-...

this game sucks