“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

I wanna squish @aprl.moe

still amazes me that people unironically use google docs and sheets

drizzle fucking me up so bad ive got vscode split-view open with the database schema on Both splits

oka;y toby...............okay, man.........

it has been done, so if ur moving to witchsky and want things to feel less different, go to settings -> appearance and enable the "kitty" color scheme bsky.app/profile/did:...

ggs

OH MY GOD PLEASE GO TO ANY PUBLIC GATHERING PLACE TALK TO 5 PEOPLE PLEASE ITS MINDSET CHANGING

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be for fucking real

i wonder if there are any smartwatches similar to pebble where you can tinker with them and stuff, but that aren’t pebble? i did have a preorder for the new Time 2 but ended up cancelling it after recent drama..

they’re playing meet the grahams at the shoe store. i’m just browsing shoes while listening to drake get murdered. incredible

person who hasn't used wayland since 2023: nothing works on wayland it sucks theyre removing X11 person who has been using wayland since 2024: everything works on wayland it rocks theyre removing X11 person who has lived in new york since 2001: i see some cool planes it sucks theyre doing 9/11

Fifteen Years xkcd.com/3172/

anyone have any resources on the new atproto oauth scopes that let you request permission only for a specific collection? is this merged already? saw some post about it a few days ago but i cant find any info anywhere

i dont do VANILLA HTML... i dont do PROGRESSIVE ENHANCEMENT... i dont do querySelect. i write REACT and NEXTJS and if someone tells me they hate it i KILL MYSELF

machine evolution research study society girls. #少女終末旅行 #GirlsLastTour i'd love to see the world in their perspective… right before everything collapsed.

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ever since discord started using its weird screenshare picker instead of using the macos screenshare picker the screensharing is so unreliable… it just stops capturing every few minutes back when it just used the native macos picker it just worked! god damn i hate discord

girls!!!!!!!!

wolf girlfriend🐺

3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment. 2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.

when will social-app use oauth smh

Car Size xkcd.com/3167/

its insane to me that fortnite is STILL not on mac

Absolute monsters let it display the number instead of turning that off. Ain’t none of my business how many emails I have. That’s between iCloud and God and I ain’t nosey.

they should make a minecraft SMP called the Employment SMP where everyone has a full time job and so people can’t outgrind you because they are working 8 hours a day

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

i’ve just put up a quick landing page for @dummy.cafe that i made while waiting for my flight yesterday! www.dummy.cafe

i’m back home now, and so this is my day 3 and final #MozFest sticker update! i’m glad i ended up going, there were lots of interesting talks and booths, i got to meet some people, i got to explore barcelona, it was really fun!

this may be the greatest photo i’ve ever taken #MozFest

i finally got a lego passport :3 also i think im gonna make a tradition of buying stuff at lego stores in airports whenever i travel, i’ve already done it twice now

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

It'd obviously never happen, but LORD imagine a Doodle as a Fortnite companion.

ICYMI: Good news for shoppers around the world! The popular digital marketplace Mercari has announced a forthcoming app for global users that will reduce or eliminate middleman selling and open the Japanese marketplace to all.

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

Finally… Germ has stickers! 😅

day 2 #MozFest sticker update, not much in the way of stickers yesterday! did get this sticker sheet and a cool postcard but yesterday was more of a shirts day (shirts not pictured) i must get more stickers today!!! also this cinnamon roll is yummy.

i don’t know what in the USB-C PD is going on but i think my power bank just charged the power outlet

@dummy.cafe now offers silly.gay handles! (for example: @april.silly.gay)

i’ve been made aware that a PDS can offer multiple handle domains now… welp, time to say goodbye to my bank account balance (more domains on the @dummy.cafe pds soon :3)

day 1 sticker update #MozFest i’ll get every sticker in the world >:3