just a change or 2

the irony 😭

what do they get from paying me to do this? does apple pay banks who get users on applepay?

Guy named burgers scores an own goal while playing against the US

you can see when someone's cooking aromatic foods with my air quality monitor on the other side of the room lol

i invented the singularity but shes too shy to talk to anyone

Increasingly seeing AI slop in businesses I feel like most uses of it would be trivial to do manually or grab an image from Google 🤔

Bus payment terminal out of service

Guy on the street walked past listening to AI-generated schizo conspiracy theory videos at full blast LLMs truly are one shotting society

i think i've said it before, but having to edit the registry to stop someone's edge account from taking over my pc was my final straw it's insane the amount of basic things that require esoteric knowledge or reg edits on windows linux is genuinely more user friendly/easier in 2026

bye bye tim apple

society

makes yuo think

the CEO of Cisco couldn't answer how his proposed orbital datacentres would be cooled they're not sending their best

I only trust marketing that has SEX

userbenchmark having a normal one

. @steveruizok.bsky.social wrote a script to show how design apps differ in their edge / corner / rotate hit areas

>rocket takes off >hits the giant glass dome >"april fools!"

putting $10k on polymarket that the rocket hits a bird

?? why windows sucks sm lol

I can’t believe people really have internal monologues You seriously expect me to trust they constantly have a voice in their heads, dictating or describing all their thoughts? Even the simple ones? Obviously fake

how is buying a used book with domestic shipping more than buying it new from across the world???

bitches be like "i found a website that" & they made the website

software engineers on large projects who make iconic decisions like this should be given their own planet in the afterlife like mormons are

whoever on the macos team allows me to hold shift on one keyboard & access the shift layer on a second will be bestowed great riches

*guy inventing acquisitions voice*

if firefox switches to their newly proposed UI i will straight up just use helium instead shits ass

lastfm genres r so funny what do u mean one of my top genres from last year was 'taiwanese'. thats a whole ass country.

contrary to popular belief, 'big webp' doesn't run the world; as webp uses competent compression algorithms, 'big webp' doesn't exist at all!

is it worth reading the new version of There Is No Antimemetics Division if I've read the original?

Beginning to think Yudkowsky may be working with the IRGC

Why are these the increment amounts for donations? 😭 😭 “If you can afford $40 you can afford $400” ?? 😭

ai is the future

idk man, i guess, sure

Everyone, let's chant ramiel's name!

I got 3 months of free Apple Music but it’s been annoying me so much I’m considering going back to paying for Spotify

do u ever think about who the worst person to use something u made is? like epstein had to use a lot of stuff that a lot of people worked on

highkey pulling out 'yipeeeee' on slack whenever my PRs are accepted with no comments

i think its worth noting that consumer facing operating systems today are generally less functional than they were a decade or two ago. yes, linux is improving, but it's still not surpassed older windows & mac versions. windows & macos on the other hand, continue to regress.

"you still use firefox? u have to try glible. u should switch to bluesphincter. have u checked out floorp? u rly should be on cromite. why not use seamonkey?"

yeah sure why not

discord betrayed you? lol, I wouldn’t know, I’ve been self-hosting an open source voip server for the past fifteen years. it’s super low-latency and has much better chat tools than whatever your precious “nitro subscription” gets you. and as soon as I make even one friend,

"buy follower" services being gold sponsors for @vuejs.org is so interesting such a weird mix of breaking digital social contract & going above & beyond to follow it

whoever at atlassian decided that clicking things shouldn't actually open them, but roll the dice for a 1/3 chance to open a modal the size of a pea, should be more than fired

guy who switches from win11 to linux because he really likes DHH