*guy inventing acquisitions voice*

if firefox switches to their newly proposed UI i will straight up just use helium instead shits ass

lastfm genres r so funny what do u mean one of my top genres from last year was 'taiwanese'. thats a whole ass country.

contrary to popular belief, 'big webp' doesn't run the world; as webp uses competent compression algorithms, 'big webp' doesn't exist at all!

is it worth reading the new version of There Is No Antimemetics Division if I've read the original?

Beginning to think Yudkowsky may be working with the IRGC

Why are these the increment amounts for donations? 😭 😭 “If you can afford $40 you can afford $400” ?? 😭

ai is the future

idk man, i guess, sure

Everyone, let's chant ramiel's name!

I got 3 months of free Apple Music but it’s been annoying me so much I’m considering going back to paying for Spotify

do u ever think about who the worst person to use something u made is? like epstein had to use a lot of stuff that a lot of people worked on

highkey pulling out 'yipeeeee' on slack whenever my PRs are accepted with no comments

i think its worth noting that consumer facing operating systems today are generally less functional than they were a decade or two ago. yes, linux is improving, but it's still not surpassed older windows & mac versions. windows & macos on the other hand, continue to regress.

"you still use firefox? u have to try glible. u should switch to bluesphincter. have u checked out floorp? u rly should be on cromite. why not use seamonkey?"

yeah sure why not

discord betrayed you? lol, I wouldn’t know, I’ve been self-hosting an open source voip server for the past fifteen years. it’s super low-latency and has much better chat tools than whatever your precious “nitro subscription” gets you. and as soon as I make even one friend,

"buy follower" services being gold sponsors for @vuejs.org is so interesting such a weird mix of breaking digital social contract & going above & beyond to follow it

whoever at atlassian decided that clicking things shouldn't actually open them, but roll the dice for a 1/3 chance to open a modal the size of a pea, should be more than fired

guy who switches from win11 to linux because he really likes DHH

company that invents artificial sentience so customers are obligated to tip their self checkout machines

"make sure to tip for your online purchase" are we fr

>has a windows bug report >"kms ig im working on windows today" >go to record a video of the bug being fixed >laptop bluescreens >start it up again >10 minute auto update >another 10 minutes to rebuild project in visual studio what a joke of an OS man

how is everyone today

You’ll own nothing & be happy (MIT licensed)

it's impressive how hard discord tries to avoid any pride flags

sure, it can generate the next token, but can it generate the last one?

just had someone disagree with me using a website they didn't know I ran as their source lol, lmao

no pls someone tell me why im getting an employee rewind

This AI band I created is bringing in $300K a month. Nearly reached 1 billion streams. Nobody notices they’re AI. If you want to learn how to create an AI band DM me.

ive always heard japan described as like 'being in the future' if you're a tourist, but while i had an amazing time on my latest visit, it felt very behind - gambling everywhere - endless single use plastics - places take only cash? (im used to the inverse) - many automatible jobs done manually

Sorry turtles! We’re all sold out of ‘No Straw’! Better luck next time 🥱

Lots of @obsproject.com merch in Kyoto? Strange…..

happy holidays dont fucking email me

every time i call my bank the rep very nicely asks me to set up voice ID and i have to explain to them that, actually, i'm a paranoid freak, and i don't trust voice ID due to AI cloning

problematic spotify listening age gap

guy who thinks bun wasn't sustainable but anthropic is

guy who keeps trying to explain the sunk cost fallacy because he's already put so much effort into it

*guy who's definitely not scared of competition voice*

microsoft deleting wordpad, then ruining notepad by turning it into what wordpad once was, is truly a decision of all time

affirm "thank you meta" for +10 credit score

preferring `master` to `main` is performative