Cleaning out the fridge for groceries this morning, accidentally dropped a slice of pizza on the floor. Both Dan and I look directly down to see this happen

twilight gives pinkie her estrogen shot

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right

it's always "fat cock Friday" but never "skinny cock Sunday" because of woke

Long distance is no match for a good *mwah!*

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

Puppy activities

what if instead of edmund mcmillen he was edmund buttdrillen and what if instead of making binding of isaac and mewgenics he made anal sex

going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure it's you

Girl night wine social be like

I'm not naming names, but some'a y'all never got crunchatized, and it shows.

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

Toriel struggles

If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur Would they have passed the Béchamel test?

i love facefucking my scrub daddy when i need to wash a spoon

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

blue light makes it hard to sleep. warm milk helps you sleep. is blue milk neutral then? we live in a world of mysteries

hert tail

One of my Sims just ordered a pizza and it cost $177 so I think we can all agree that it is a highly realistic video game.

Eddie Valiant is only confused by Jessica and Roger's marriage because, like all straight men, he cannot accept the fact that Roger Rabbit is the ideal male sexual and romantic partner.

Stinky girl summer

this is me if u even care

Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani

somebody get Toriel back to her room #fwa

incorporeal glory hole

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Lieutenant, don't jerk me off!

when ur on a walk and there's a dog

when I am attacked, Online

they call me Handy Dandy bc I wear a powdered wig when I beat it

it should be illegal for Taco Bells to have only one toilet per bathroom. That's like a cruise ship having only one lifeboat

blowjob zombies be like "BRAAAAAIIIN"

It’s the freakin weekend

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Kool Aid Man

Destreamerization. The elimination of streamers as a class

artblock is making me do weird things lul #furry #oc #art