Hey, I found some political news that's NOT horrific for once, if anyone needed a little pick-me-up.

Hey idk if anyone else here was alive in the early 2000’s and remembers the alternative hip hop album From Filthy Tongue of Gods and Griots, but Dälek is dropping a new album soon and there’s a new single out. youtu.be/X4oE4tSyB6k?...

Hey what do you call the exact opposite of a glow-up?

Me deciding if I want to watch Heated Rivalry: Hmmm, I love homosexuality, but I fucking HATE sports… 🤔

Just tried Baja blast for the first time in my life and I gotta say it tastes like shit

SkyrimSE.exe when I try to run it with mods

this is what i mean when i saw my bussy pops #memes #stinkylittlememesfordaddy

#memes #stinkylittlememesfordaddy

#memes #stinkylittlememesfordaddy

Ok don’t hate me for this but I tried reading Game of Thrones twice and I couldn’t do it because it’s boring as shit.

Been too long since I read an actual paper book with my eyeballs. Really enjoying it.

And now begins the long and arduous process of getting my grandmothers house ready for 30+ people to have Christmas dinner, get drunk, and yell at each other. There’s a cousin betting pool on who’s going to make who cry this year.

My mother ghost wrote a book about it and gave him credit. It’s called The Price of a Life. It is a… dry read.

Maternal Gamp-Gamp. Fun fact: he sued the SHIT out of Proctor & Gamble in the 80’s on behalf of a widower bc they made faulty tampons that killed his wife.

I am choosing to believe that Kiss From a Rose is about anal prolapse and you can’t stop me.

Me: oh man, I sure wish someone made a movie where Adam Sandler plays a compulsive liar and gambling addict who makes increasingly poor decisions until he’s shot in the face. Josh and Benny Safdie: hey 😉

On the way to work the other day, I saw an old man in an orange suit on his knees on the sidewalk in front of a just, looking up at the cross on the roof, angrily shaking his finger at god. I hope he’s doing well and gave god what for.

swag :3 #stinkylittlememesfordaddy

Runner ups: 2025: Pain to Power - Maruja 2024: Glimmer of God - Jean Dawson / TANGK - IDLES 2023: Let’s Start Here - Lil Yachty 2022: Ants From Up There - Black Country, New Road 2021: 1234 - Clown Core

My favorite albums from the last 5 years: 2025: Viagr Aboys - Viagra Boys 2024: I LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU - JPEGMAFIA 2023: 10,000 gecs - 100 gecs 2022: <COPINGMECHANISM> WILLOW 2021: CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST - Tyler, The Creator Might do a runner up list, idk

Gooood morning 🫶🏽🌟 the grinch has my heart for being so relatable

when events transpire

I should take an improve class. Maybe that would help.

A huge problem with my DMing style is that I accidentally give all of my characters the same kind of autism that I have. Everyone just says “Hi. My name is blank. This is what I want.” They’re all very matter of fact about things and they all kind of have the same polite personality.