I should take an improve class. Maybe that would help.

A huge problem with my DMing style is that I accidentally give all of my characters the same kind of autism that I have. Everyone just says “Hi. My name is blank. This is what I want.” They’re all very matter of fact about things and they all kind of have the same polite personality.

man, those later animorphs books got a little sidetracked

what is the point of getting out of bed if every day is shit

Opinions are a lot like assholes Everyone has one, and I love women who post theirs on the internet

Goood snowy morning ❄️ 🏔 tryna warm myself up before working

:3 #stinkylittlememesfordaddy

Hey I know this is probably a bad suggestion but can we get rid of the rule that doctors can’t sleep with their patients? Bc my doctor is super hot and very gay am I want to call him daddy so bad 😫

This is literally me

Oh man I did not sleep well enough to go to work today. I’m struggling to stay upright.

Me before playing Dispatch: The bat dude from Dispatch kind of hot. Me after playing Dispatch: The bat dude from Dispatch is the least fuckable man alive.

Anime is overrated tweet sent

Pinky and Carl wheeler are the same dude

Ok autocorrect has been doing this thing where it corrects various forms of their to Theyre, capitalized, no apostrophe, and I don’t know how to stop it.

And it’s not like she can stop you. She’s very old. You could probably knock her over and escape with a brisk walk if you weren’t all such cowards.

Hey when miss marple reveals the murderers plan and all Theyre evidence and stuff, why don’t they just go, like, “no I didn’t” and leave? She’s not a real cop. She can’t do anything. I don’t think any of her evidence is admissible in court.