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I theorize a non-zero amount of societal problems would be solved if we made all cisgender men take hrt for the next five years or until they all have massive honkers. This theory is based on no evidence. This is a vibes based theory.

Hey chat, is it okay to put a nicotine patch on ur balls? Asking for a friend

OH MY GOD PEGGY HAS A NEW ALBUM COMING OUT AND ITS JUST CALLED "EXPERIMENTAL RAP" IM GOING TO DIE OF EXCITEMENT SQUEEEEEE

You can make fun of Fallout Equestria all you want, but it's probably better written than Fallout 3.

Ok guys, this post was a fucking banger and you WILL appreciate it

Eddie Valiant is only confused by Jessica and Roger's marriage because, like all straight men, he cannot accept the fact that Roger Rabbit is the ideal male sexual and romantic partner.

New fit. Wdyt?

My first ever fan art of The Amazing Digital Circus i am so sorry

Just started watching The Amazing Digital Circus and I just want to say Jax is my precious baby bean and is incapable of doing wrong.

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

Please stop delaying my flight it's already late and i am very tired

The alien ambiance of an airport at night after all the little stores and restaurants have closed

The audacity required to name this monstrosity "ambrosia" is unfathomable to me. The hubris. The blatant disdain for God.

"Omg I'm so excited for the new Resident Evil movie" - a thing I never thought I'd say

Oooooh, Trump bouta give Iran that sloppy toppy

Hey how did they shoot that scene in the never ending story without killing that horse?

Fun fact you can totally just eat people and they won't mind you can do it whenever you want no one even cares it's fine you can do it

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Okay, so I've been thinking about it, and I've decided the best use for time travel would be to visit Michael Collins in The Apollo in 1969 while Neal and Buzz are doing the first moonwalk dressed as a wizard and tell him not to let them back on the ship or everyone on earth will die.

Fun fact: the first time I ever heard kiss from a rose was in a twilight princess amv I saw in middle school

Hey what happens if u take estrogen and testosterone hit at the same time? Do you become the ultimate being, like in JoJo part 2?

I wanna see 50 people tripping over each other on a basketball court

I have an idea on how to make sports more interesting. I call it "too many fucking people". The idea is that you have just way too many people, just a completely unreasonable amount of people. like at least 5 times as many people. just make the whole thing, an unmanageable cluster fuck.

Ok guys would you rather have to have sex with Hitler or your dad?

Perfect

Ok. Hey boy, r u Geoffrey Chaucer? Bc u can bury ur canter in my tales anytime 😉

Shit I just realized I could turn the tales from Canterbury tales into tail as in ass. Give me a second, I can do better.

Hey boy, are you Geoffrey Chaucer? Bc u can canter my bury anytime 😉

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Executive 1: man, I really want to cut jrr Tolkiens genitals and feed them to him. Executive 2: well, unfortunately for you, he's dead. Executive 1: it's okay, I just had a different idea that will accomplish the same thing...

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Whatever happened to Zachary Quinto?

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Now that I think about it. I don't think gooning and unemployment are that unique to our generation.

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ok so, for reasons I will not explain, I was looking at this Qing dynasty era shuili ritual painting of the ghostly realms and I absolutely need everyone to see this little freak and his stupid face.

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