Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival

NEW COMIC: What's This? Anyone else have a kid like this? 😅

The Big Game (for parents) Bonus panel below! 👇 #superbowl

Tonight's dinner: make your own pasta bowls with parmesan crusted zucchini and fresh baked bread! 🍽️ #whatfordinner #homecook #cookingsky #bakingsky #breadsky #anothersnowday

Out of the oven - multi-seeded sourdough using a San Francisco levain, 15% scalded home milled Emmer wheat, 5% scalded home milled cracked black wheat, seaweed, 80% very strong white Canadian flour and 65g mixed seeds. 
#sourdough #bread #breadsky #canadian

Baking Journal; Sausage Rolls As it turns out, my Mom had never made sausage rolls before and was looking at recipes for them. So we tried them out today. And because both Mom and I didn't have the patience for puff pastry, these are made with pie crust instead. #food🍜🍽 #baking

I litterbox comic with a litter box?! BONUS Panel below 👇

Me: These rolls are a sourdough milk bread using no dried yeast and a Tangzhong starter for extra fluffiness. My 14yo: (taking a bite) yup, it tastes like bread. Good work. Me: 😑 #Baking #Breadsky #Dadlife

Don’t pick up Don’t pick up Don’t pick up Me every time I have to call someone

“Are you ok?” no, I just filled up on a salad, then he surprised me with a pizza.

*listening to rap music* 7: mom, what’s a hoe? me: um, it’s a term when someone wants to be mean to someone? 7: oh. In Minecraft we use it to move dirt

The 8th circle of hell is for recipe bloggers who put "10 minutes" as the prep time for their recipe.

Me: (Opens pantry for a snack) Spider: (Exists visibly inside pantry) Me: (abandons snack idea and runs away screaming) My Calorie Counter App: (slips spider $50)

Heroes come in many forms and this is one of them

(Me through the decades) 80s: the 80s suck! 90s: the 80s sucked but the 90s kinda rule 2000s: the 2000s kinda suck 2020s: how is it that I actually miss the 80s

Fresh out of the oven! The sourdough journey continues! The house smells great right now! #baking bread

The vigorous and vital starter continues its good work... Today I used Canadian 🍁 stone ground strong white, added in baking powder, ACV... Nintendo switch for scale. #hobbybaker #homemade #sourdough #ferment #breadsky #foodie #Whatscooking 🍞🍜🍽️

Did you know that you can make a whole cookie sheet of croutons and then eat them and no one stops you

Tried sourdough croissants for the first time and despite some issues during the final proof (proofing spot too warm), these still turned out immensely flaky and a huge hit with the family. Recipe via Sourdough Brandon. #Baking #Breadsky #Sourdough

Keep me in your thoughts and prayers as I go into day four of listening to my husband talk for hours about his football team losing the playoffs and their head coach leaving.

Today, I joined with @mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social & Mayor Her to announce a joint lawsuit to end the unlawful and unprecedented surge of ICE agents in Minnesota. People are being racially profiled, harassed, terrorized, and assaulted. It has to stop.

nice molehills you have there. it’d be a real shame if someone went and made a mountain out of’em

Wife: Hey, I noticed you wore your lucky socks today for that big meeting. How'd it go? Me: it was cancelled. Wife: oh, so the lucky socks worked, then? Me: yup

Happy New Year! 🥳 (These are both things my actual kids said!) BONUS Panel below! 👇

The icy trees are so pretty.

“Break it Down Again” is my favorite Tears for Fears song about recycling all the cardboard boxes

idk, i think it’s eggnog

Personal development guru: Nothing good in life happens unless you struggle for it. *trying hard to open a package of bacon* Me: So true.

Me: Hey, wait. That's not structurally sound yet! It can't hold that piece there! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! IT'S GOING TO COLLAPSE... Wife: Honey! Just let the kids build their gingerbread houses the way THEY want to.

I think I know what my 4yo is getting me for Christmas! It’s sick. She’s getting me sick.

Baguettes with my new equipment. #sourdough #bakesky #breadsky

Me: (To my family) This Italian bread was baked with love Narrator: He swore at the dough not less than 37 times during the kneading process because it was a sticky high-hydration dough #Baking #Breadsky

NEW COMIC: Unwrapped 🎁 Merry Christmas everyone!!

Me: You're supposed to wear a festive shirt to Grandma and Grandpa's for Christmas. My Kid: It is festive!! Me: How? My Kid: There's red and green, (pointing to shirt) Mario and Luigi. Me: My Kid: Me: Seems legit

Happy Holidays Everyone!

One morning on Panama's Independence Day, a soldier was patrolling the canal on his morning shift. He saw sailboats pass through at 9am, 10am, and 11am respectively. When asked to report by his commanding officer, the soldier said, "I saw 3 ships come sailing in on isthmus day in the morning."

The Christmas Eve Morning French Toast bread I bake is usually just me practicing either braids I've never done it braids I haven't done in a while. This one is a little rough and ready, but it still turned out pretty good!! #Baking #Breadsky

What idiot called it Christmas-themed footwear and not BOOTS WITH THE FIR

Stages of holiday shopping 1. Plenty of time 2. Gifts for myself 3. Oh no

8yo: What's something dangerous you used to do when you were a kid? Me: Eat Cap N' Crunch cereal.

Me: There's so much to do today! Also me: *sits down for "just a minute" to scroll funny memes.