Watching Strip Law, show has insane joke density. Really funny

Was this written by AI?

For Valentine’s Day, a story about what happens when your loved one is drifting away — and the ways we try to hold on. (Recommend the “listen” button on this one) www.kut.org/austin/2026-...

Yeah, I’m not paying that.

also, shoutout to the Dinosaur Convention

At a difficult time for America, Super Bowl advertisers are asking viewers to buy their products.

If you've ever worked for a content farm website this will probably sound familar

objectively, he is very good at this

In the future, all money will lose half its value in 6 months.

Chad Michael Watts was charged Tuesday afternoon with two counts of assault causing bodily injury after he was recorded attacking a high school student that was protesting ICE. www.kut.org/crime-justic...

You gotta wonder if Texas Republicans are looking at their new congressional map and wondering if they made a huge mistake.

New NHTSA crash data, combined with Tesla’s new disclosure of robotaxi mileage, reveals Tesla’s autonomous vehicles are crashing at a rate much higher than human drivers, and that’s with a safety monitor in every car. Tesla has reported 9 crashes involving its robotaxi fleet in Austin, TX. /1

Pro tip: have your Minneapolis reporters discuss the changes

Honestly, weird day for Greg Abbott’s campaign to drop this merch.

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

BREAKING: CapMetro will be pulling buses and trains out of service tomorrow evening, CEO Dottie Watkins says. Customers should take their last trips by 4 PM.

The scene tonight at HEB:

I'm sorry, if your article includes "Part 1" in the title, I ain't reading that.

lol

Longshot here, but does anyone know someone — anyone — who worked a Whole Foods sandwich counter *in Austin* in the mid-2010s?

i still think the insanely funny part of this is that they simulated going to the grocery store instead of actually going

You know things are going well, comrade, when government officials get on TV to give people austerity tips.

NEW from @mosebuchele.bsky.social : Austin police leaders have long said that they don't ask about the immigration status of people they come into contact with. Under a new policy, that might change: www.kut.org/crime-justic...

i’m sure there’s psycho stuff in there i’d have missed at the time, but scott adam’s old books probably inoculated me from ever having linkedin brain or respecting anyone who told me they had a black belt in six sigma

On my annual winter e-break I came to the conclusion that basically every facet of our lives has gotten worse because a majority of people now primarily "live" online and thus only experience the world in the abstract. The loudest voices online/in culture aren't actually living real lives anymore.

Why does the graphic behind them say “Medicare”?

Damn how hard is it to admit one of your people really fucked up?

Everything else aside, what an embarrassing thing for someone to have written.

Gorilla Channel Now

Famously Sauron is known for never allowing his home to he penetrated by intruders.

I am a single-issue voter and that issue is a Manhattan Project for squishing Tennessee like an accordion.

Having driven across Tennessee today, let say that state is entirely too wide. Something simply must be done about it.

does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?

You know it’s good because you have to explain what it means

please show me a single human being who wants to watch a podcast host accept an award on live television, you can’t, they don’t exist

Aren’t there like 40 of these cars

THAT'S LITERALLY HOW THE SUBSIDIES & ACA EXCHANGES WORK ALREADY. CONSUMERS ARE INFORMED BY COMPARING POLICIES ON THE ACA EXCHANGES, THEN THEY PURCHASE ONE AND THE GOVERNMENT PAYS SOME OR ALL OF THE COST OF THAT POLICY. I'M TEARING THE LITTLE HAIR I HAVE ON MY HEAD OUT.

“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.

theres a whole category of newstertainment thats gotta go. and its "ask a really rich freak who is also evil and directly stealing from you what hes seen on the computer lately that has made him feel bad." the only -- ONLY -- story about this guy worth exploring is: he is getting rich spying on you

BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

Just some of the responses from Texas' elected officials:

You gotta wonder if Texas Republicans are looking at their new congressional map and wondering if they made a huge mistake.

I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.

its always 2 dumb bitches telling eachother "exactlyyyy"

what the fuck are you talking about man?

It’s only early and mail votes, but hard to see how Austin’s Prop Q comes back from this.