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Been feeling good bc I've been consistently gendered correctly by strangers the past couple of days. Guess I'm doing something right.

a story in three panels of tonight's little garden visitor be sure to leave some water outside for the little bug friends during this heatwave 💧🪰

i think it sucks that we're apes, we should be smth else. this is unserious

The name's Bond. Jabond. Call a Bondulance

The Frenzied Wolf The Broken Hunter The Daughter Alone

Shit getting weird

i think about this a lot still

this is a masterpiece

When the world gets you down, just remember the wonderful variety of dumplings out there...

carrying this bag around work so people* know what’s up *who read japanese

maid. princess. doll. dog. cattle. property. object the sheer amount of us that enthusiastically identify with any of the above as if it's something that is ours to reclaim and celebrate is uncomfortable and disquieting for me. It feels pretty bad sometimes. nothing more

I will never find peace with labels historically weaponized by misogynistic hierarchy being embraced fully and unquestioned as part of “Our Culture.”

fight for all women. even the women that hate you, even the women that fight against you, even the women you don’t understand. we all deserve better. the exceptions you make are a weakness that will end you. arm in arm we can fight our way into a paradise we build together if you get over yourself

Every sign tells a story.

Midsommar (2019)

random zombiie gal 🧟‍♀️

fun fact: the reason why chairs have that little hole in them is to accommodate for the tail

lalah melanin restoration surgery was a success

Adjust your screen's brightness until Azula's team is barely visible

It has the best sound design of any game ever too. I have no words. Just listen

just saw fanart of tidus with top scars

🫡🙂‍↕️🥰 The world is stronger when we believe in huge women

Man Denied Of His Rupees

Fictional characters shouldn't have my deadname. They should also have to change.

this is what it feels like talking to people 10 years younger than yourself about anime

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this show is like ted turner's doomsday video except its broadcast signals that the game's been over for an hour and you really need to go to bed. it's a very appreciated public service

a double jump, he can do

I love that this is the thumbnail for the first episode of Mobile Suit Gundam You're right, Crunchyroll, Haro is the most important part

Everyone needs to get way fucking fatter. Y'all should not be allowed to be this skinny.

Someone in a server I'm in mentioned Steely Dan and I felt like a sleeper agent hearing the activation phrase.

Can confirm

People over on Facebook/YouTube/elsewhere on bluesky/reality have been mocking this, but these are all totally genuine and highly advanced GMing techniques pioneered in obscure corners of indie rpg design in the early 2000s. Let's go through them one by one and learn together.

people are going to be kind of shocked that Motoko's original personality is basically lesbian android Harry DuBois, with Batou as her Kim Kitsuragi-esque voice of reason

Marathon (2026, Bungie)

New idea

12 May 2026

I would like to come out and say that I was NOT INVOLVED in the development of Judas Ken Levine got no kisses from Me www.ign.com/articles/bio...

not the important part but I'd love to know what lingerie that doesn't "emphasize prohibited anatomy" is. A baseball cap that says 'sex!' on it, maybe