I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

This is a worker’s reprieve checkpoint. If you’re shirking your duties on the clock right now, this is for you. We are going to make it. We are going to text and scroll on company time. We are going to find a corner or bathroom to linger in out of sight while something needs doing. Get some!!

we all got that one homie who's processing vulcan shaders

highkey this entire time i thought REPLACED was an adventure game and i only just found out its an action platformer

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

I've been wondering when/whether boomer shooters were gonna start throwing back to the post-Half-Life era. it's happened in snatches - Trepang 2, ADACA - but this feels like a flashpoint. "boomer shooter" now includes the 2000s.

i don't understand why boba fett is friends with baby yoda even though he tried to kill adult yoda in Star Wars 2

can you imagine sitting down to write a song and making theme of laura. can you fucking imagine that shit. did akira yamaoka realize how good the shit he was making was as he made it

seeing the star fox graphics and pulling a page off my calendar to reveal JANUARY 2014

looks like Nintendo finally hired that man

played the demo. there are dialogue sections where you take the pov of the characters orb companion instead of her and in one you get the option to creepily call her a good girl. fuck offfffff. gameplay isnt even good enough to look past how gross this is

peep the spread

space literally looks like it would be boring after about 15 minutes

GHOSTWATCH or DEATHDREAM would be my picks

motorslice looks cool but i checked out of it instantly when i saw how they refer to the protagonist. "cute tomboy waifu" nope! checked out! not interested! please be normal about women.

silent hill 2 themed phalloplasty: there was a hole here. it's gone now.

i promise you there is an explanation of what i'm doing here at the end of this.

tbh im not a fan of the term "epstein class" and the way it gets so close to the actual problem and then swerves and pulls the classic liberal move of Blaming It All On One Guy. it's the same with trump, these are symptoms of the disease and not the root. stopping the cough doesnt cure the cold.

toys are lowkey awesome when playing is the vibe

infowars is reborn

there is no moving past there is no better place there is no future point in time we will not get away the world is bleeding out it folds itself in two behind the background world is always bleeding through 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵? youtu.be/85Y42rmRt9Q?...

Le sigh.

Geckos

favorite first watches of april

the key to making a good video game movie is to have deep respect for games and to either not even think about or completely disrespect gamers

remember remember the 30th of april 📅 #mgs

frankly this is also why the original resident evil movies mostly ruled but from the opposite direction: "all your cool action figures are getting their asses kicked by my OC who is also my literal supermodel wife"

i think it's good that the new resident evil movie trailer doesn't want you to know it's a resident evil movie until the end

April 30th

More video games should have spin-offs where their characters race go-karts

The upcoming Bloodborne film is already sparking outrage over the decision that the movie’s frame rate will be locked to 24 fps. paletteswap.site/dif...

recent friends and neighbours

MOVIE BLAST

western themed video game: GORE WEST VIOLENCE WEST BAD WEST STRANGE WEST western movies: FROM MY GUN TO YOUR LIPS THE BASTARD WHO KILLED THE SON OF A BITCH THE MAN THEY CALL SHIT SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND STICKS OF DYNAMITE

she's a trans woman who was born in the right body

tough!

"’So did you get Smash Bros?’ I asked my friend, Owen. He paused to take a drag on a cigarette before answering, ‘I got Tomodachi Life.’"

klaus kinski is always up to some bullshit on a boat

always trust the trevor henderson recommendation of an obscure horror movie with the worst poster on letterboxd youve ever seen

TAke a look, y'all:

my most important mii

germans and italians both love bad adr. you know what else germans and italians agreed on? fascism.