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Fan the fury of the Northmen, deliver us, O Lord

tiny girl: fuck it we small

I see they put the servers in the pool again

The technical term for getting beaten soundly by Belgium in soccer is “getting waffle housed.”

United States losing by 3 goals to a team wearing trans pride jerseys in Seattle 🙏

i really don't like this framing where trans people being rightly upset about a 9-0 scotus decision against trans rights is resulting in yet more will stancilesque lecturing about how scotus rules are complicated and progress takes time sweeties and also trans people are always overreacting anyways

FRESHEN YUR DRINK GUVNAH

Congratulations to all my US friends on making it to the end of your epic 250 year experiment with democracy! May the subsequent imperial phase be mercifully brief and the aftermath painless.

i’m so sorry but as a jew i fear this is the catholic version of the classic @averyedison.com post

look, whether you root for team USA or not, i think we can all agree the important thing is that you should feel like a sorry piece of shit 24 hours a day for deciding to be alive

One thing that is apparent to those of us who study social movements is how often they lose & how quickly those losses are forgotten when they have big wins. Go back and watch Milk & see how often he lost. It’s eye opening. 🗃️

So, I gather I should be watching more Washington Spirit games than the first one of the season.

When people talk about taking kids' devices away w/o addressing how they have fuck all else to do, I think about the insane shit all the bored suburban kids I knew got up to before cell phones You can't just take their phones away or they're gonna get into making homemade napalm & burn a field down

damn, spices are still expensive. it might not be cheaper to go to india, but bet i could make it to indiana for less than the cost of a rack.

all ik about the amazing digital circus is there's a jester with generalized anxiety disorder & a toxic bunny.

telling the "estrogen would've saved her" girls that taking hrt is the easy part. finally figuring out how to live is the hard part

all ik about the amazing digital circus is there's a jester with generalized anxiety disorder & a toxic bunny.

I believe criticism and shsrp words are occasionally warranted, actually. Don't get me wrong, I generally think a completely negative focus is a bad idea for anything, & I'm pretty OK w my congressional delegation, but ppl have a right to agitate precisely because they love what the party can be.

Messi, asked which of his World Cup goals was his favorite: “I don’t know. I don’t remember. I’m tired.”

Sad day with Starmer’s retirement - who will protect us from 97 year old peace protestors now ?

valerie (from "valerie" ft. amy winehouse) is a hey mamas lesbian QED

libbing out! at the obama presidential center dedication

Messi xkcd.com/3260/

oookay def a good call on the foul

Ok Algeria can get a goal now pls. Make this at least a *little* interesting.

Argentina/Algeria is the Bluesky game, because only the 38 year old is capable of scoring in this fucking thing.

what part of argentina is kansas city in?

Watching the Argentina game, it makes me feel like Scotland could be World Champions, if we just had the single greatest living player in the team to drag the rest along with him.

Give it back imo

Algeria's putting up quite a fight, but Argentina just has the momentum here.

oh i get it now. its soccers answer to the world baseball classic

Jemisin, The City We Became (2020)

The Age of Men is over. The time of the New Yorker has come.

SCROOGE: You there! Boy! What night is it? BOY: Why it's Knickerbockers Night, sir!

GIMP is objectively unintuitive and also can’t parse text layers of PSDs properly, it’s designed by FOSS people that have never created tools for professionals. Telling someone to use it for their job is like saying you can make a feature on iMovie. Technically true but not serious.

estrogen could've saved her

"a gent" smith? hardly.

estrogen could've saved her

yum yum eat em up

I'm no Luddite or anything but if my toilet ever attempts to talk to me I am going to shoot it with a gun

They're just getting everything set up for the show

Tárp

second day of a red-shouldered hawk at the Department of Labor! Unfortunately my camera isn't great, but this one just decided to stay a bit. Hope it's not injured or anything.

You can go a little loopy if you begin thinking of yourself as a Political Operative simply because you post about politics. This is why it's so important to drop an occasional grounding post like "The brain is the ass of the head" to remind yourself that you are just some guy

don't think of it as humidity, think of it as animorphing into a pretty li'l dewdrop

Yikes, Threads transphobia is, uh, something. Practically Twitter & all.

A second Olszewki error has hit the Congressional Baseball game