Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

I fear nothing is ever going to be funnier than my ex dumping me because he’s so sad about being a divorced 31 year old and then hard launching with someone 10 years younger 2 months after i stopped taking his calls

I don’t remember all the safety issues when they focused on DEI but whatever I guess

Instead of using your tax dollars to actually provide help and prevention, we used them to create a god office that will pray for you.

Nick Viall has youth pastor energy (extremely derogatory) #SecretLivesofMormonWives

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

The Destroyer. Signed large and small fine art prints are back, while supplies last! #art #illustration

LOL the bit about pink hair aged poorly

This is the most important thing I have written recently that you probably haven't read. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/the-...

Many progressives are hesitant to support Gov. Newson because of his obvious, blatant political opportunism. When blatant political opportunism works in your favor, embrace it. Politicians are tools. Use them properly.

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You have three days, starting today, to leave a public comment with the FDA about, say, why COVID-19 boosters should remain available to everyone and also free. "Individual consumer" is the category you most likely want (unless you are one of the other categories; if so, choose that).

The Trump admin has taken a lot of devastating climate actions already: gutting NOAA, pulling clean energy funding. But I really can't get over this move to shutter Energy Star—a program that saves Americans $40B (yes, B) annually, with a budget of ~$50M (yes, M) www.fastcompany.com/91329624/tru...

BREAKING: A federal judge finds Trump’s order banning transgender people from getting accurate passports is likely unconstitutional. The court ordered the State Department to allow correct gender markers for our clients as we continue to argue until this order is blocked for everyone.

trans people are awesome, I respect anyone who has put any amount of thought into being who they truly are

Congressional Republicans hope you aren’t focusing on their unpopular plans to slash taxes for billionaires and billionaire corporations while gutting health care for families. So I don’t think they’d want you to share this story:

Harm reduction became a dirty word, and the base became the villain of the story, more reviled even than the GOP. And yet you wonder why Black folks are stepping back, don’t wonder, simply revisit the vitriol that was poured onto us. #ThePoet www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death

I'm not religious but I believe in the holy trinity

Yes, businesses absolutely need to show the tariff at the checkout screen. Don't hide it into the cost of the product.

Like and/or reskeet if you are a queer.

Another day of the worst people you’ve ever seen being in charge of the country. 46 more months of this.

I hate it when I accidentally tell all my secrets to the editor of the Atlantic. Real oopsie doopsies

I mean very obviously Hegseth should resign, and if it were a Democratic administration this would be quickly be a consensus position.

5 glasses of wine, a mojito, an espresso martini, and a glass of champs later

Trump just signed an EO to begin dismantling the Department of Education, a congressionally-created agency. 1. This is unlawful. 2. This is straight out of Project 2025. The goal is twofold: privatization and ideological curriculum control. 3. This will hurt red states most.

A federal judge has found that the Trump administration likely violated the Constitution when it effectively shuttered the U.S. Agency for International Development.

Yo @theguardian.com 'Israel breaks the ceasefire and kills more than 320 Palestinians' - would be more accurate. Bear in mind for next time. Many thanks.

Always a huge line for the iced coffee at the Panera at work, and I’m the only degenerate getting Dr Pepper at 8am

Cause you hate the crash, but you love the rush And I'll make your heart weak every time You hear my name, 'cause she's in your brain And I'm here to kiss you in real life 'Bout to cause a scene How bad, bad do you want me?

These are the same Senate Democrats who lectured the base for years about the importance of preserving the filibuster so it would still be available when Democrats were in the minority

You have $100 in your checking account. One day, you check your balance and it's $60. You haven't made any withdrawals. You call the bank. They say $40 was taken as part of their "waste, fraud and abuse" program. Would you be ok with it? Coz it's happening to your social security and Medicaid.

I’m running and not quite sure where to go.

Boys try to make you feel like an option without a plan b or even an A 2.0. Just out here doing shit, broken.

Grateful I chose a cool tattoo over pink hair as far as break up crash out decisions go

Probably my favorite Dawn moment from the BtVS. Michelle Trachtenberg’s sudden passing has hit me like a ton of bricks but atleast we can remember her this way

Get back to work, you probies!

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Too simple to even try and cover his tracks.

You pull me in and touch my neck and now I’m dying.

Rep. Grothman (R-WI): President Trump has done some very good things Crowd: Booooo

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂