All of the misogyny of a cop none of the pesky identifying badge number

How is Julia the Housewife and Adriana is the Friend Of #RHOM

Everyone who works for Stephanie must be emotionally exhausted all the time #RHOM

I can not see anything except Tamra’s wonky boobs in her confessionals and then Gretchen comes along with that hair and that headband!? What are they trying to distract us from? Release the Epstein files! 🫠 #RHOC

Julia’s opera coach is the biggest scammer we’ve ever seen on bravo #RHOM

Julia’s classical music work actually causes trauma #RHOM

Israel has terrorized fucking Doctors Without Borders out of Gaza. Are there seriously still people who refuse to acknowledge that this is straight up genocide?

Omg Gretchen you are a bigot AND a flop #RHOC

Ok obsessed with how much Heather HATES Gretchen’s outfit #RHOC

This self defense instructor was definitely at Jan 6 #RHOC

I know I'm late to the game but the sound mixing in #Wednesday is so weird

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

I think some of Heather’s irritation with Bronwyn has to do with the fact that Bronwyn has remarried and has help and tons of financial support now and Heather still feels like she’s alone #RHOSLC

I don’t NEED anyone to tell me if they’re on Ozempic but I obviously WANT them to

All who wander are not lost but I’ll take a Pinot Grigio #vpr

But none of them seem to have practiced applying eyelashes correctly #RHOSLC

Omg quirky waiter alert #RHOSLC

Heather with this weak ass blowjob joke #RHOSLC

Angie K and I have the same taste in sunglasses but extremely different budgets #RHOSLC

As a millennial woman I beg Hollywood studios to cast Nick Zano in more things (also cast me in anything but that’s not my focus rn)

People who can be funny in their second language are the funniest people alive

Whoever lit The Hunting Wives so we see each and every pore on their faces will not see heaven

I actually read The Leftovers so I know which ones of you are going to be raptured

Shanah Tovah, New York City. Here's to a sweet and hopeful New Year.

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

When a Lindsay has brown hair, I’m immediately shocked

No immigrant has ever sacked me, or cut my wages, or offshored my job, or closed my hospital, or stopped my mum's disability benefits, or crashed the economy. Those things were all done by white English men who went to Oxford and wore a nice suit.

Guys pls don’t get Starbucks when we all go on strike

In the SAME goddamn week

Put me in jail I like Stephanie's outfit #RHOM

Of COURSE Tamra has to pull her t shirt down so her thinness is still on display #RHOC

the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents

Heather is an incredible advocate for the queer community as long as it doesn't make her uncomfortable in even the slightest way #RHOC

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

It’s Friday, I feel like hell, but at some point I will be able to watch RHOM and that’s everything to me

I hope Malin Akerman’s nipples at least get a best supporting actress nod because they’re working hard in The Hunting Wives

LOST writer-producer Damon Lindelof says he won’t work with Disney unless Kimmel js reinstated. I’m hearing other talent weighing similar pledges.

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

Waiting for the Nate Bargatze Late Night host announcement

NBC please do not fuck up I really can’t survive canceling Peacock

i do not think americans want to live in a culture where jimmy kimmel is considered too edgy for television

Cancelled our Hulu and Disney subscriptions today. I haven’t been inside a Target in months, so Nazi Mouse can kick rocks

Ok damn good for Jimmy Kimmel

I’m chugging so much water I feel like a data center

This is why they’re deleting studies

Bronwyn’s Swig cup was a shot fired #RHOSLC

Oooh Meredith’s shots have caught up to her #RHOSLC