Home Assistant is free and powerful. Reolink are quality cameras and doorbell cams that don't require an internet connection and can stream solely to your own private HA server, which can then be locked down and viewed remotely from its app. Get rid of Ring.

Missing my Yoda big time tonight.

Missed one

He's gone.... RIP Yoda.

Saying goodbye to Yoda today. Fuck this year...

We don't talk enough about polygonal PS1 butts on this app.

holy shit

To be crystal clear, I am a taxpayer and would NOT like my tax dollars to be used to “acquire” Greenland, through purchase or military force. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER‼️

day one in mamdani’s new york

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

@whimsicalphil.bsky.social You were so right about Cast n' Chill. Such a great little fishing game. I really like the idle mode for just background noise while I do something else.

I bought a mystery bundle on Fanatical and I already had Internet Cafe Simulator 2. One of you can have it. T85QP-C4Q45-9T9X(insert first letter of giraffe here)

I need a hug.....

The FBI has until midnight tonight to release the Epstein files.

Guess I'll post this again

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

don't worry!

I think I am actually doing this when I get tax returns back. My elderly chihuahua wouldn't need stairs to get into bed anymore.

Doing better with meds. Coughing almost completely gone.

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Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.

Keep going Etsy witches

Thou shalt ban sports betting and put “Draft Kings” and their ilk the fuck out of business.

Spare a thought for all the squirrels that died this no nut November

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Went to the vet today and found out that my chihuahua, Yoda has an enlarged heart and is in the beginnings of heart failure. With meds he could get another 6 months to 2 years. Without treatment, not even 6 months... Absolutely heartbroken.

What a great headline

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i think tech and ai positive people are going to be in for a big shock when anti tech and anti ai sentiment becomes a major part of leftwing politics going forward especially as datacenters continue to destroy communities and raise electricity bills

The little ass pucker in the centre of the hailstone says what we’re all thinking

LITERALLY SEND A DOLLAR AND THEN REPOST! If you are able to do this you are supporting art, supporting trans lives, and getting something really cool in return. No pressure if you can’t because I know damn well $1 doesn’t hold the same value to everyone, but if you can pls do! venmo.com/u/junostump

@junoryleejournalism.com I sent you a few bucks. Safe travels!

I just want to be a hot bimbo.

Fuck. I have been clean from Magic the Gathering for like 10 years.... I just pre-ordered 200 bucks worth of cards from the upcoming TMNT set. XD

Looks at this awesome art that @zappit.bsky.social drew of my dnd character, Maurina!

I am in my "stupid horny" era.

Suspending Patton Oswald in favor of Megyn Kelly while she was defending pedophile rapists is so embarrassing.

Oh god. My coworker is now telling me about how she doubts the moon landing.... kill me...

for some reason, i don’t believe them

Well, at least everyone suffered for nothing.

Bummer. I guess I didn't back up my animal crossing island when I sold my Switch last year. Gonna miss Bob. XD

Pokemon Legends Z-A is crazy giving us the fish eye lens...

I am in my "stupid horny" era.