Fucking hell. Got home from work this morning to a TV with a busted backlight. 😡

Hey sexy. What are you wearing? 😏

Useful thing to use here

I wish I had thought of this. XD

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I wish I were hot.

Well great. I tried to go to a local Magic Commander night, only to have a panic attack seeing too many people and leave before actually playing any games. 😮‍💨

This is the face of a guilty Wicket, immediately after putting his face directly into my jar of queso dip... xD I only put it down for 2 seconds and he lunged into it from across the bed. Lol

This is the face of a guilty Wicket, immediately after putting his face directly into my jar of queso dip... xD I only put it down for 2 seconds and he lunged into it from across the bed. Lol

Wizards, 1977

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Reminder: under no circumstance should you give discord your ID. It is gonna -suck- trying to set up alternatives, and this whole fiasco is going to damage communities, but you CANNOT give them your info

Gay sex when?

@p1podcast.com holy shit guys, someone needs to ditch the mechanical keyboard...

Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

He is too stinking cute!

I would fuck up a Club Chalupa from Taco Bell right now. It had been years since they last brought that back. 😭

Everyone, say hello to Wicket. He is 4 years old and perfect in every way. No dog will ever replace Yoda, but I am ao happy to have a companion again.

Original Picross DS is still great. Plays great on the Anbernic RG DS.

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

I may have found a new pup... I have to decide between 2 options. A 1 year old female with hearing and sight problems or a 4 year old male that is retiring from breeding soon. I only have to pay for travel to get the girl or 1000 bucks for the boy. I actually kind of want both... 😅

Even on the meds he only got another month.... I feel like I could have done more. My heart is empty.

I would fuck up a Club Chalupa from Taco Bell right now. It had been years since they last brought that back. 😭

Picked up Yoda's ashes on Friday and set up this little memorial on my shelf. It has been 3 weeks since you left and I still can't sleep...

I'm not afraid of skydiving because the shut might not open. I'm afraid the intrusive thoughts would win and I wouldn't pull it... xD

Seems like a good video for his trial

The only thing on my bucket list is getting a passionate kiss from Jason Alexander....

I had a dream last night that I had had a dream and "woke up" from it to send an inappropriate text that made would have been appropriate due to the first dream. I finally woke up for real and had to check my phone to make sure I hadn't actually sent that text.....

What level of training is required for “don’t hold a shotgun between your legs”?

Ugh. I need someone to snuggle me as a friend. 😵‍💫

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no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

Home Assistant is free and powerful. Reolink are quality cameras and doorbell cams that don't require an internet connection and can stream solely to your own private HA server, which can then be locked down and viewed remotely from its app. Get rid of Ring.

Missing my Yoda big time tonight.

Missed one

He's gone.... RIP Yoda.

Saying goodbye to Yoda today. Fuck this year...

We don't talk enough about polygonal PS1 butts on this app.

holy shit

To be crystal clear, I am a taxpayer and would NOT like my tax dollars to be used to “acquire” Greenland, through purchase or military force. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER‼️

day one in mamdani’s new york

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

@whimsicalphil.bsky.social You were so right about Cast n' Chill. Such a great little fishing game. I really like the idle mode for just background noise while I do something else.

I bought a mystery bundle on Fanatical and I already had Internet Cafe Simulator 2. One of you can have it. T85QP-C4Q45-9T9X(insert first letter of giraffe here)

I need a hug.....

The FBI has until midnight tonight to release the Epstein files.

Guess I'll post this again

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