GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

cis friends! take the Gender Euphoria Challenge and get back to me

as someone who does a lot of home cooking, imma say 1: home cooking is a real skill. you're not born with it. you learn it and practice it and it is not easy. 2: people are, irrevocably, by our nature, SO FUCKING WEIRD ABOUT FOOD. food is not just calories. food is MEANING

Last repost: I'm sure that it's more likely that Shinedown saw the way the PR was going on their involvement in the MAGA tour than any actual change of heart but I'll take it.

Welcome to the resistance… /checks notes Shinedown?

Oh, is it opening ceremony time?

Before we had a green owl harassing us

This is appalling.

Horrible idea. Satellites do not stay in orbit indefinitely. Something this big needs to be safely deorbited in a controlled fashion so it doesn't re-enter and disintegrate over a populated area. Pieces of Skylab, which was much smaller, fell on Western Australia after an uncontrolled re-entry.

Had a depressing realization about one of my usernames this morning and now I'm trying to remember everywhere I'm registered as "flounder47" and changing that to "flounder42" if possible. Stupid Trump ruining a Trek reference.

WOOOO it's opening day of the World Series of Asphalt from New Smyrna!

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*sigh*

Quotepost with a hottie who was afraid she’d be ugly if she transitioned

krugman is spiking the football and doing an end zone dance

The Muppet Show was great and you should all go watch it immediately.

Why does Daytona insist on trying to get me to renew my 500 tickets *before* I go to this year's 500?

Why am I getting worked up over today's cooking Discourse when the instigator is a known idiot and blowhard? Disengage and move on, Flounder.

Timeline cleanser: the launch of Columbia on STS-1 in 1981. Love the energy here, especially the crowd noise.

So I'm confused on the situation surrounding Coca-Cola NASCAR diecasts. Does Coca-Cola charge way too much for the cars to be at all profitable for Lionel or is Lionel just cheap? I have my suspicions but it would be nice to know for sure.

For the first time since 1958 or 1958, Swee'Pea wearing something besides his gown. comicskingdom.com/olive-popeye...

The ADHD urge to buy a thing, watch all the videos about the thing, religiously track shipping until the thing arrives, excitedly open the shipping box to get to the thing, and then place the thing somewhere random and forget about it for 3-60 months.

It’s the last day of Round One of the Walt Disney Animation Studios bracket! We conclude this round with a rascally alien facing off against the once and future king of England. Who wins? 1️⃣ Lilo & Stitch 2️⃣ The Sword in the Stone 📊 Show results

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

good for ryan preece! i’m dumber for having watched that

Well, the Chase was a spectacle of a shitshow but it had a feel-good ending. Ryan Preece! Awesome.

"Ryan Blaney's wrecked three times and he's in contention to win this race" is not the endorsement you think it is, Harvick

really want to stress that this race is only 50 miles long

What in hell was that, Briscoe?

They’re moving the Clash off FOX for a reality show?!? And not even to FS1? Clown-ass network.

Perhaps Phelps shouldn’t have been the only person promoted to fan.

Oh good lord. They’ve run these cars out of gas?

Caution laps don’t count sounds like a great idea until, well, *gestures at race*.

SVG!!

Fucking called it.

They’re just gonna run the cars around there until the storm passes then bring them back to pit road and put the slicks back on, aren’t they?

Throw the green flag already!! JFC.

Mother Nature really does not want this race to continue.

Fuck.

For some reason the NASCAR subreddit is being invaded by trolls tonight.

Is this caution for Jacques Debris or for melting snow that they foolishly stacked up behind the SAFER barriers?

Start of the Clash is roooooough and we haven’t even dropped the green flag yet.

Sounded like a great finish to the LCQ there.

Man, MRN is not on their A game today.

Corey LaJoie driving straight through other cars? Oh, I'm so shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

Prior to practice, I asked Connor Zilisch how he would approach his first real short track action since he wouldn't have heat races. Basically, he said he would be at a disadvantage in Group 1, but he would have to adapt quickly and just figure it out. Turns out, he did and locked into the Clash.

Aldi has raw chicken wings for $1.99/lb this week. I wonder if there will be any left this evening.

Apparently today is world cancer day. 1) fuck cancer. 2) FUCK CANCER. 3) please go see doctors. My cancer was found because my PCP kept testing & listening to my problems. CML wasnt expected in someone my age. It isn’t easy to find without the right blood test to set you up for bone marrow biopsy