Yeah, FSU is cooked.

TikTok, why are you serving me Big Bang Theory clips? Eurgh.

Theo Von: "Will I see you again?" ESPN's Jess Sims: "I hope not"

FSU can’t get out of its own way tonight.

Well then. This might get ugly.

Tommy, who were you throwing that to?

Gerrymandering mechanically and functionally renders democratic votes useless. In order for a Democratic vote to get anywhere in a gerrymandered area A LOT OF DEMOCRATS NEED TO MOVE INTO TJE GERRYMANDERED AREAS. But yall won’t because yall write off the South as irredeemable.

Ok nevermind miss rev in an eye patch ags by a million

WE BROKE PENN STATE Y’ALL Dan just got rock hard out of nowhere and doesn’t know why

Apropos of nothing, here’s the link to the shirt: theblackestco.com/products/nev...

Went to a party hosted by an absolute icon

Been awhile since I watched a game in 4K and damn this looks good tonight.

Strega Nona’s spaghetti lunch was a success! Nona loves and appreciate you all, especially those of you who ate her excess spaghetti. She has asked me to let you know that she is available for children’s spaghetti parties as well as small business spaghetti parties.

Can’t believe I’m voluntarily watching FSU-Miami without a multiview but here we are. For now.

Pay attention to who fills your proverbial cup. If you’re exhausted after being around someone because all the time is spent on them every time and they don’t ask about you, it’s ok to cut bait. Be there for people that need you but they should care about you too.

GO GATA

Enjoy the walk back to Pennsylvania, James, you big dumb idiot

Bruins did it!!

Might need to call him Arc Manning considering how much air he puts under the ball

Starting to think Arch Manning (and Texas) may be a tad overrated. What say you?

Ok, well, to be fair, if you had told me that Penn State would lay an egg in the Rose Bowl, I would have believed you. But not in this way.

Oh, Bruins, no.

Whoops.

What in hell was that, Vandy?

That’s not targeting!

VAAAAANDYYYYYY

Franklin saw the Rose Bowl and immediately went into big game mode.

Franklin just admitted they were trying to run the clock down and get a field goal before halftime. UCLA got one instead.

So Frames played for a FG and UCLA got one instead?

What a terrible punt, Bama.

Absolute hell has broken loose in this timeslot, god I love bye weeks

I don’t want to jinx whatever is happening in the Swamp, so I’m trying not to comment but…maybe go watch it.

one fear

WE HAVE A SITUATION IN THE ROSE BOWL I REPEAT WE HAVE A SITUATION

The more people that turn up and show Wizards that supporting trans people is popular, the better. Make it inescapably clear to them who their players are and what you care about.

If your game is sad

Brendan portrait for orctober!

Has CBS been talking to Rick Neuheisel for 20 minutes instead of calling the game?

What an engaged and involved team owner.

Vandy no!

LOLABAMA

K-State, you don’t have enough time to be throwing between the hashes.

Big whoops, K-State.

Fuck the ESPN Chromecast app for making me log in again every gorram week.

River City Pride Festival is…sparse this year. Maybe half as many vendors as last year and a fourth as many corporate booths. If that. They’re clearly expecting a lower turnout as they also have about half as many food options.

you're a CEO grow the fuck up

feels like we are in the era of people at the top of the hierarchy with all the money and/or power, will not stop saying "wahhh you're so MEAN to me"

Orc Outfit of the Day #3 Ft. @theorcbard.bsky.social #orctober #orc #fashion #ootd #doodle #sketch #art

Oh dang. This is an excellent analogy.